Random Raves VI: Put on a Happy Face

[Nordstream]

My friend emailed me a great story or is it a poem? I think he's still drunk

I was trying to cross the road to go the shop eariler on in the afternoon man
and some old guy shouted something at me
and tried to hit me
and then i shouted back at him
and he stopped his car
and it was some old man inside
like 50 or something
so i smashed his car in with a bin
hahahaha
and yeh
something else also happened
i kinda got stopped
by the police
but they didnt do anything
cause i told them what happened
haha
its all good man
i was also quite drunk
haha

 

[Catharsis]

Coach says I'm finally good enough to be a sprinter.

 

[CCRunner]

Coach says I'm finally good enough to be a sprinter.

Damn you! Somebody take my avatar away from Catharsis!

 

[salty mud]

He fooled me.

 

[Camikaze]

I suddenly feel a whole lot smarter.

 

[LightFang]

I feel like I'm a cool rational person now, whom Stanford will totally take.

 

[holy king]

i feel proud to be a woman.

 

[Firestorm94]

I love my drawing class for the sole reason that I love the girl sitting next to me!

(not gangleri2001): oh yeah, and she likes me back!

 

[King of Town]

I should have switched with D'art, that would have been fun.

My rave is that I didn't let anyone take control of my online soul aka avatar

 

[Nordstream]

Essay is finished! I'm way over the page limit though. But gahahaahaahh anyway and I need to put in my endnotes. No matter no matter at alllll!!!!!! I've been awake for 34 hours and I'v lost count of how many bottle of cherry coke Ive drunk at least 4 caffine high is great

 

[eastsidebagel]

Guess who's back from oblivion?

And I brought some presents too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foxtF1AiFsY

Basically, it's about a delusionized kid who was once upon a day so incredibly bored that he decided it's about to show something about his genuine opinion about French people.

 

[Synobun]

I rave that I have no school today, although for good reasons of which I'd rather be without.

 

[Nordstream]

I'm skipping my next class. I'm too tired and sleep deprived to go to it. I'm going to grab a shower and go to sleep.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I had a very good sandwich.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Today I was confronted by two friends and asked by friend A to decide which one of them was "a douchenugget". Now, friend B was clearly the target of an accusation of being a douchnugget by friend A, and friend A was trying to gather my opinion on the matter (which he was confident would find friend B to be the presently-standing douchenugget) in order to bolster his insistence on friend B's alleged douchenuggetry. I however, in a clever turnabout, declared that both friend A and friend B were indeed douchenuggets, and said that while friend B's douchenuggetry was astoundingly obvious, friend A was in fact in douchenugget denial, whereas friend B had recognized and embraced his status as a douchenugget. Stupefied, friend A stomped off whilst spouting off claims that he is, was not, and never shall be a douchenugget in any shape or form. To this, I rebutted: "Denial is the first sign of being a douchenugget!"

Victory.

This is a true story.

 

[Love]

Awesome bigdog or bigfoot or biggie or whatever

 

[Mowque]

I'm still a Pennsylvanian!

 

[Annex]

I'm still a Pennsylvanian!

Non-native

 

[eastsidebagel]

So, like I went to a party last night, got well boozed up and awoke this morning with a massive head ache and an unknown girl lied next to me in a bed which location I just can't remember anymore. To make a long story short: **** was so cash, dudes!

 

[Mowque]

^--- Abbandon, what happened to you??

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