Hey, dude!
Hey, are you listening? Listen to me, Im telling you. Hello? Can you hear me? Good! Now, what was I going to say? Oh yeah, I was going to tell you about life and stuff like that.
Now you see, we got easy. Our country had its share of militaristic madmen and crazy religious folks not the usual kind of priests that organize everyone to work just a little bit harder. But the last ten years have been good for us.
First of all, remember the Russians? What do you mean, those crazy Islamic theocrats? Well, yes, they are crazy Islamic theocrats, and their leaders moustache makes little children cry and wet their beds. Thats not the point. The point is, they built Broadway in the year 1962, and being the friendly vodka-drinking Islamic theocrats, they invited us over.
So, our whole ministry of foreign affairs goes off to see the Swan Lake premiere, and they come back changed, man. The chief minister arranges these ballets to come all over Spain (I think he swindled some deal where we sent them some pigs instead crazy, huh?). Well, what do you know but less than a year the ballet is popular over the whole country.
The military dont like it much anymore, but nobody cares about them now that weve all seen how insane the generals get if they have their way. So, the draft is canceled, and the right for free speech is asserted in the famous court case of Hunter vs. State. On balance, the whole country breathes a sign of relief, and our scientists speed up pace at no cost to the little guys (research went up by 10%).
So, fast forward three years. 1965, and we invent radio. Now, we cant see the ballet over the radio, but we can hear music, so pretty much every musician with a guitar and a transmitter is getting their wave out. They are going to rock and roll in a few years, I guess.
Give me some of that wine, you idiot! You see the label? Mongolian Sparkling Export! Paid for in good Spanish gold, that is! Weve been getting them pretty steadily since 1967, Id say, and they just keep getting better.
And, boy did we have something to celebrate in 1967! Why are you looking at me with those blank eyes? Thats the year when the great prophet Paul finished his pilgrimage to Madrid, and overseen the construction of Mahabodhi, the great shrine of our religion I mean, weve already got Dai Miao in Nottingham (?) for those Confucian dudes, so why not one for us the worlds oldest religion?
Though it was a shame when St.Paul climbed the newly built shrine, slipped and cracked his skull. Still, he will reincarnate sooner rather than later, so its all good, right?
So, come last year, 1969. We get this whole radio thing pretty well covered now, right? So this guy trumps it by getting not just sound but the picture to transmit over the waves! Calls it Mass Media. Now theyve got a whole big project planned where they are going to shoot pictures in motion in London just got to finish a factory first. You, however, may not live to see it, especially if you keep drinking that wine in such rates and dont share it with the rest!
Oh, and some politicians decided that we should have a government above all others a United Nations, if you like. Theyve started building it down in Edo. Im not sure its such a great idea, personally its going to be a tug-of-war between us and that Persian bastard, but weve got Kublai on our side, and Peters got some theological disagreements with Persians so he might vote for us too. Oh, both English and Japanese will vote against us on principle, so odds are that the whole affair will be just a waste of time.
What else? Nobody else figured out how to build radio transmitters so far, so we are good there. Out of the five major powers, everyone except us is governed by a bunch of religious nutcases (vodka-drinking religious nutcases in case of Russians, which is arguably worse).
Oh, and the scientists are now investigating something called Computers, but its just a ruse so we will build them laboratories (although they do claim that Genetics will be the next best thing!)
The year is 1970, and life is good!