Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Oh shut up and go and change your armour!
Red Wave-USSR AAR
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IronMan2055
Korra 2011
looks around and see's roman, medivel, japanese, kevlar, and modern armor and gets confused.
Captain2
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October 4, 1946
Kremlin
looking over his files on the war, Premier Captainov smiled due to his hard work in supporting secret weapons, the Soviet Union had developed the worlds first nuclear weapon.... despite the fact that nothing England owned anymore was worth nuking
"Premier, someone has arrived to see you" said Khrushchev, a rushed replacement since Stalins demise
"send them in" the Premier answered, looking down at his book, his name printed in gold with the hammer and sickle across the front
The door opened and Air Marshal Princescamp walked into the room
"ah! greetings comrade! you havent visited since the invasion of france, come in!" Captainov said motioning towards a chair near the desk
"things have been going well in the airforce thanks to your funding, we have recently developed ballistic missles, capable of delivering our new nuke" Prince said, trying to avoid eye contact, remembering what happened when the Premier assumed Stalin had developed an ego
"also we have created a new fighter, the MiG-15 Fagot" Prince continued only to be met by a blank stare from the Premier
"you called our new plane fagot?" The Premier said, trying to grasp the situation
"yes comrade, why is there a problem?"
"you dont see a single problem with calling our new MiG fagot?"
"No Comrade Premier...."
"well thank you for your report, apparently I'll have to begin hiring people to invent names for our planes from now on" with that Prince got up from his chair, saluted and marched out the front door
"Khrushchev! bring me a vodka, the day begins earlier than normal!"
Kremlin
looking over his files on the war, Premier Captainov smiled due to his hard work in supporting secret weapons, the Soviet Union had developed the worlds first nuclear weapon.... despite the fact that nothing England owned anymore was worth nuking
"Premier, someone has arrived to see you" said Khrushchev, a rushed replacement since Stalins demise
"send them in" the Premier answered, looking down at his book, his name printed in gold with the hammer and sickle across the front
The door opened and Air Marshal Princescamp walked into the room
"ah! greetings comrade! you havent visited since the invasion of france, come in!" Captainov said motioning towards a chair near the desk
"things have been going well in the airforce thanks to your funding, we have recently developed ballistic missles, capable of delivering our new nuke" Prince said, trying to avoid eye contact, remembering what happened when the Premier assumed Stalin had developed an ego
"also we have created a new fighter, the MiG-15 Fagot" Prince continued only to be met by a blank stare from the Premier
"you called our new plane fagot?" The Premier said, trying to grasp the situation
"yes comrade, why is there a problem?"
"you dont see a single problem with calling our new MiG fagot?"
"No Comrade Premier...."
"well thank you for your report, apparently I'll have to begin hiring people to invent names for our planes from now on" with that Prince got up from his chair, saluted and marched out the front door
"Khrushchev! bring me a vodka, the day begins earlier than normal!"
Kan' Sharuminar
Fluffy
I don't remember if you mentioned it, but did you pick to purge the generals in '38? I started a game as the Soviets on the hardest settings, and didn't purge (I don't want to risk losing Zhukov and Chuikov 
). Not good for an industry already crippled by the difficulty modifiers. My armies of the west are nowhere near ready.
Should make for a good Barbarossa though, haven't had one in ages
). Not good for an industry already crippled by the difficulty modifiers. My armies of the west are nowhere near ready.Should make for a good Barbarossa though, haven't had one in ages
Captain2
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yeah i mentioned that i chose not to purge, resulted in all of poland rebelling
however by that point i was already most of the way through Germany and could afford to sit and wait for it to go away
however by that point i was already most of the way through Germany and could afford to sit and wait for it to go away
Captain2
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April 1 1950
Moscow, Soviet Union
The Premier sat at his desk with his head in his hands, after the support of the council moved towards a war with Italy, the Soviet foreign ministers handed Mussolini a declaration of war
however since the USSR hadnt moved its millitary into position the war turned in the favour of Italy and Austria, Italy moving into france and Austria expanding into Yugoslavia
by the end of the 1940's the war had gone horribly, the Soviet Union had lost its navy to the British remains, trapping the majority of the Soviet millitary in Canada
finally, Italy had taken france and began moving into Germany, Austria had taken Yugoslavia, Greece, Albania and Bulgaria, finally being stopped at the Romanian border
The Premier reacted the only way he could imagine, he called up the commander of the Airforce and made a request
"Comrade, the time has come, launch our nuclear weapons at the pre-determined targets"
Glasgow, Scotland
Kan looked out the window of the new Soviet buildings, the British bombardment from Ireland still occuring, however that was nothing new, since scotlands founding Britain had still owned northern Ireland
Kan began reading his paper, the headline was "Glorious Premier orders offensive into Paris" suddenly he heard the air raid siren, putting down his paper looking out the window when a bright light hit the Soviet building, Kan was instantly blinded, the next thing he heard was the shattering of glass....
Havana, Cuba
Nodikus sat under a tree, finishing his third Pina Colada of the day, when suddenly he made a horrifying discovery, he had forgotten his sunblock!
Moscow, Soviet Union
The Premier sat at his desk with his head in his hands, after the support of the council moved towards a war with Italy, the Soviet foreign ministers handed Mussolini a declaration of war
however since the USSR hadnt moved its millitary into position the war turned in the favour of Italy and Austria, Italy moving into france and Austria expanding into Yugoslavia
by the end of the 1940's the war had gone horribly, the Soviet Union had lost its navy to the British remains, trapping the majority of the Soviet millitary in Canada
finally, Italy had taken france and began moving into Germany, Austria had taken Yugoslavia, Greece, Albania and Bulgaria, finally being stopped at the Romanian border
The Premier reacted the only way he could imagine, he called up the commander of the Airforce and made a request
"Comrade, the time has come, launch our nuclear weapons at the pre-determined targets"
Glasgow, Scotland
Kan looked out the window of the new Soviet buildings, the British bombardment from Ireland still occuring, however that was nothing new, since scotlands founding Britain had still owned northern Ireland
Kan began reading his paper, the headline was "Glorious Premier orders offensive into Paris" suddenly he heard the air raid siren, putting down his paper looking out the window when a bright light hit the Soviet building, Kan was instantly blinded, the next thing he heard was the shattering of glass....
Havana, Cuba
Nodikus sat under a tree, finishing his third Pina Colada of the day, when suddenly he made a horrifying discovery, he had forgotten his sunblock!
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
nobody ever gets my jokes 
or they don't find them funny.
or they don't find them funny.
Captain2
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it was mightily confusing, unless your referencing the sheer amount of aar's in different time periods
in that case its funny, although you missed Prussian uniform
in that case its funny, although you missed Prussian uniform
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
let's go with that
nodikus
It's Elementary...
Damn I burn so easily too.
Interesting way to purge your Generals.
Interesting way to purge your Generals.
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Ah.. what?
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
^all the generals are dieing
Kan' Sharuminar
Fluffy
*gasp* 
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
yes, *gasp* (this is also the 1,000th view of red wave)
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Captain2
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oi, is it me or am i the only one pessimistic enough to check the day of the update?
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
To be honest, I didn't even read the update 
Captain2
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yeah, thus the reason I made it appear i'd nuked kan... i figured nobody reads them anymore, to test i wrote something noteworthy
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
i figured it was some kind of purge due to your generals incompatence.
Captain2
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nah, in that case I'd simply shoot them
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