Redneck quote of the year!
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Tomoyo
Fate
It's funny... yet... it's not. 
DBear
unbeliever
it's funny, in a WTH-is-wrong-wit-ya kind of way... 
Aramazd
Deity
Lame
The Person
Deity +2
Eeeeh... What's so funny about that?
chunkymonkey
Procrastinator
I thought the redneck joke was supposed to be...
"I'd like you to meet my mother and my sister. Here she is!"
Still not funny though.
"I'd like you to meet my mother and my sister. Here she is!"
Still not funny though.
~Corsair#01~
Deity
I read "dauder" as "brother", so that made the joke rather plain.
"I'd like to thank the mother of my brother, who is my mother." :/
"I'd like to thank the mother of my brother, who is my mother." :/
Gnarfflinger
Wiseguy in Training
I thought the Standing winner of Redneck Quote of the Year was:
"Hey Y'all, Watch this!"
"Hey Y'all, Watch this!"
BassDude726
It's Just a Phase
Hello muddah, hello faddah
here I am at camp granada...
here I am at camp granada...
Jack the Ripper
King
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Boy, libs and their lame redneck jokes. If i made a black joke right now...
KaNick
Deity
Gnarfflinger said:
No that is just the dieing words of a redneck.
Tomoyo
Fate
It's not Oedipus Rex. Rex is Latin. Oedipus is Greek. I guess it should be like Oedipus Turannos or something like that... but that just sounds ugly. 
Tomoyo
Fate
Then it would be incorrect...
Heres a better redneck joke:
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when
one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the
dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "'Forty Niners' fan saves friend
from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies.
"'Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack,"
says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks
"I'm a Cowboys fan!!!" the boy says proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck bastard kills family pet!"
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when
one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the
dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "'Forty Niners' fan saves friend
from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies.
"'Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack,"
says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks
"I'm a Cowboys fan!!!" the boy says proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck bastard kills family pet!"
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