Reincarnation

Into what do you want to be reincarnated when you die?

  • Bird

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • dildo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • rat

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • tiger

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • your girlfriends **** (you get to see your best friend again)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Human being (If they exist)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hippo

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • A Chair

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • A Lion

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • As a Virus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A woman/Man (try the other gender)

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • one day fly

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • ANT

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A french person

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Anything but a French person

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • Come back as yourself

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • I want to stay in heaven and sit on a clowd

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • Demon

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • AS JEZUS II

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • something else

    Votes: 5 19.2%

  • Total voters
    26
Shldn't this be in the jokes forum? :lol:
Anyway, I wanna be reincarnated as the Ruler of All Under Heaven. So my choice will be 'something else'.
 
You know what I would want to be reincartated in:

A WOMENS BYCICLE SEAT, JUMMIE
 
As long as I dont become toiletpaper I am happy!!

Given the options: The best thing to be reincarnated as: A dildo!
The worst thing: A dildo used by a man!
 
Originally posted by Cilpot
As long as I dont become toiletpaper I am happy!!

Given the options: The best thing to be reincarnated as: A dildo!
The worst thing: A dildo used by a man!

HELP !!! What do you norwegians do in does dark long Northern winters :rolleyes: :confused:
On second thought PLEASE dont tell me :)
 
Oh, come on people!! :mad:

Why don't you guys want to be Jezus II? Ultimate power..... :jesus:
 
Originally posted by King of England
Oh, come on people!! :mad:

Why don't you guys want to be Jezus II? Ultimate power..... :jesus:


The first one didn't help much!

I don't think I would want to be such a figure,
I wanna come back as santa! (more believable!):lol:

Failing that a mighty Pharaoh!!!
 
WARNING, WARNING INCOMING IRONY

How could you NOT want to be a chair?

GO CHAIR
 
Do reincarnations have to be serial?

1) Can you be reincarnated as someone who died before you were born?

2) Can you be reincarnated as someone who was alive when you were in your previous body?

3) Can you be reincarnated as one of your Ancestors so that if you don't do your life just right, you won't be born?

4) If the answers to the above are yes, is everyone in the world just a reincarnation of one person?
 
More boring ideas:

5) If you are an earthling, can you reincarnate on other worlds as an alien?

6) If there is more than one does reincarnation have to take place in the same universe?

7) Could you therefore reincarnate in one of an infinite no of parallel universes where events in a TV show actually took place? Could you be your favourite character?

8) When the multiverse ends, what will happen to the spirits since they won't be able to reincarnate? Can you reincarnate into an immortal being?
 
a rabbit :lol: no, i´m just kidding, my life isn´t that good.
 
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