Return of Return to Our Roots NES

((HEHE math joke))

anyways...
Secret to Iroquois:
It would seem that we must use the sun to guide our attack. Feed your men well before normal mealtime, when they are done eating, give them some time to digest, then we shall attack. My men will begin eating at the same time. The result should be that the Micheganese, gluttonous fools as they are, will be lulled into a false sense of security for the evening as we won't attack them all day, just defend. As soon as night falls and they've eaten their last meal, our men will spring and send them to their maker!

On second thought... don't feed your men at all, tell them their next meal will have to come from the Micheganes, they'll fight harder.
 
ok, orders coming homie EQ
 
story to come tonight or possibly tomorrow.

ORDERS
-Increase army 2x, giving me a "large" army
-Attack according to the map.
attackplan.GIF

-1/3 of the army will remain in defensive positions (the yellow line), and if necessary give up land up to the river so to use the water as a natural defense barrier.
-2/3 of the army will then attack from the small invasion we have in the south, stay along the river using it when necessary for defense (carrying small rafts and whatnot), and then sweep northward.
-After a while, 1/3 of the invasion force will break and go east to once again attack the enemy flanks, and the other 1/3 will go west to cover the attacking army's flank, and to take ground.
-Make sure we plunder what we come to, and enslave one out of every four Micheganese. This war is their fault, and they shall pay for their insolance. Extract whatever riches we can.
 
Yukon Orders
Increase economy.

*****

Defend my territories with 1/4 of my army. The other 3/4 is going to deal with Columbia.

These guys are still Yukonners, just under different leadership. So my attack will strike straight at Vancouver and its rebellious leadership. Before attacking, tell them that if they return to being Yukonners, we will never allow the economy to slip so low again.

If they don't all accept, 1/2 of my army will come attack along the Fraser River valley that Vancouver is located at the mouth of. The final 1/4 will travel by boat, and make a landing on the coast, while my inland army is distracting the Columbian forces. Seize Vancouver, and don't let any of the rebellious leaders escape. Then send some of these forces to aid my inland army to help it. Tell the army I'm fighting, and the citizens of Vancouver, that if they return to being people of the Yukon, we will never allow the economy to become that bad again.

I've never lied to them before, so they shouldn't be too disbelieving.

Anyway, once Vancouver is under my control, send smaller forces out to the lands and islands of Columbia, bringing them back under my control.

Have the rebellious leaders brought to King Ikaeh VII. Ask them if they are willing to swear loyalty to their nation once again. If they do, allow them to live, although in places where I can keep a close eye on them. If they don't, imprison them.

Once all of the fighting comes to an end, expand eastward on all fronts.

*****

Yukon: Lord Iggy 1- What's this '1' for?
Government: Monarchy
Age: Copper Age
Economy: Depression
Education: below average
Army: small Stone Age
Navy: miniscule Copper Age
 
nvm, this thing goes too quickly. I wouldn't be able to get orders in.

Sorry.
 
it only goes quickly because people send orders in fast.

Anyways, the "1" is what i used to keep track of whose orders i did.

The new probable update day is Sunday sometime.
 
&#@%!!! $#@%!!#! I LOST A FRICKEN 2 PAGE STORY! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A G H ! ! ! ! !

*deep breath

Calm Iggy, calm.

I'll be rewriting it, in a very foul mood.

VERY FOUL!

I had a biography for every fricking king the Yukon ever had!!! And poof, it's gone!

A A A A A A A A A G H H ! ! !

!@#@!#~&!
 
The Early Kings of the Yukon, from Ikaeh II-VII

After Ikaeh left, his son Tasaka took control of the Yukon. Taking the name Ikaeh II (a tradition followed by all kings following him) he launched massive campaigns of expansion in all directions, bringing under his control lands from the Middle Yukon river in the north to Vancouver island in the south. Ikaeh II also created a great army to protect his new realms, and promoted the sciences.

Ikaeh had three sons, and the eldest took over when his father passed away from old age. Ikaeh III was, while the eldest of the three brothers, frail and sickly. He ruled only for a few short years, then fell into a deep sickness one winter and died.

The middle brother then took the title of Ikaeh IV. He was a polar opposite to his brother, energetic and strong. Ikaeh IV embarked on further campaigns of expansion, mainly into southern Alaska. There, he assimilated several other large groups. Fearing it would cause division in his nation, Ikaeh IV encouraged marriage between Yukonners and these groups. By the time of Ikaeh VI's reign, these people were fully assimilated.

Ikaeh IV tragically passed away when his boat capsized on some rapids on the upper Yukon River. He was knocked unconscious on rocks, and drowned.

Following Ikaeh IV's sudden death, a small struggle occured between the third son of Ikaeh II and Ikaeh IV's son, Tass.

As Ikaeh II's third son was senior and a generation closer to Ikaeh I, he was chosen as King, and named Ikaeh V.

Tass moved down the Yukon river and founded the city of Whitehorse where his father had drowned, and began to build up his power base there.

During his decade-long reign, Ikaeh V did little but maintain the status quo. He passed away in his sleep from unknown causes.

With Ikaeh V's death, Tass ascended to power, named himself Ikaeh VI, and moved the capital to his city of Whitehorse, away from Tagish, the place of Ikaeh I's great winter gathering many years earlier.

Ikaeh VI idolized and imitated his grandfather, Ikaeh II. He repeated the great territorial expansions of his grandfather, and once again trained a great army for defense. But for all of Ikaeh VI's energy and dreams, he was shortsighted. His reckless spending would cause great problems for his successor.

Wishing to avoid the succession squabbles that had troubled his own rise, Ikaeh VI had only one child. The boy was strong, and his father was proud.

Ikaeh VI lived a long life, and when he passed away his son, Ikaeh VII, was at his peak in mind and body. And it would be needed greatly in the trials to come.

Shortly after his ascension, the Columbian rebellion began. Ikaeh VII raised the great army formed by his father, and led it southwards to bring the rebels back into the Yukon fold. While his great army has yet to reach the rebellious lands far to the south, the people of the Yukon have the utmost confidence in him.

*****

Grrr, don't you all hate that feeling that the first story was better? Although I don't think this one turned out too bad. As everyone who's lost a story knows, it's 100 times harder to rewrite a lost story, as you're angry and want it to be done with.
 
I am getting pwned!

Oh well, probably will get wiped out by Sioux this turn and take over some of micheganse
 
I too am looking forward to said update
 
update will definitely come tomorrow afternoon or late morning.
 
w00t it's time to partay... tomorray
 
starting the update in about 2 hours or so.
 
starting update now
 
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