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[RFC] Monotheistic Asia: A Tale of Religous History-Smashing
- Thread starter MoreEpicThanYou
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jtb1127
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yay! Revival
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Ok, so I'm a bit overdue! WHO CARES! It's still an update of an extremely epic story! 
Looking over my extensive empire. ALL YOUR CHINA ARE BELONG TO US
The Spaniards! If the get Confucianized by the Romans, all of Europe will either die or get converted.
If my plan works, these guys will not only eat frogs, they will meditate while eating those frogs.
Crap. These guys already hate me. War is probably going to follow...
I HAZ BEEN BEATEN! I'm surprised the Greeks still exist at this point.
The English! Assuming Confucianism spreads to their island, my plan should work.
Fushun has been founded! I'm not sure if it will flip to the Mongols, but if it does, it will make them Chrizian.
The Germans! They will probably convert. Of course, the name "Holy Roman Empire" is really bad considering Rome still exists....
Carthage is dead. I wonder whether it was Rome or barbs.
The Russians!
Chrizian Missionary: I have finally gotten out of the Holy School! It's time for the Emperor to declare me an official missionary!
Emperor: I hereby name you... a Scout!
Chrizian Missionary: WHAT! But I'm a missionary!
Emperor: Ah, but you move faster than an ordinary scout, and my maps of Europe are outdated.
Chrizian Missionary: Bu-bu-bu-bu
Emperor: OK. I'm sure there's an opening to be one of my personal servants.
Chrizian Missionary. *sigh* Fine.
The Dutch! They have a nasty reputation for not having religions spread to them, but they should eventually be Confucianized.
Missionary Scout: Can I go home now? It's really muddy here!
Also, Egypt is gone.
I revolt to Bureaucracy and Serfdom.
Missionary Scout: Hello! Who are you... please don't kill me...
The Greeks are... Hindu? Wow. I wonder how they got that...
Missionary Scout: ITZ FRICKIN COLD UP HERE! And I can't get out because of the crazycommies Russians!
Russian: Vould you like some vodka?
Missionary Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
No. We already hate eachother.
Chinese pigs are raised onancient steroids all-natural wheat, so they cost a lot.
WHAA... Oh, no. Time to spam Macemen...
Behold, Chongqing! It will be very productive thanks to the recently-flippedcopper Shinyite mines...
Missionary Scout: CAN. I. JUST. GET. OUT. OF THIS. PLACE???
Russian: Here is some more vodka!
Missionary Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The Russians have created a barrier from the Baltic to the Caspian. And they won't open borders.
Portugal! If something else spreads to them, Spain will knock them off the map.
CONFUCIANISM? How did that get here?
The Incas. I wonder what I will do with conquistadors...
Well, here are the Mongols.
The stupid, annoying, non border-opening Mongols. And if I declare war on them, they get more Keshiks...
That's all! See you next time, on Monotheistic Aisa!
Looking over my extensive empire. ALL YOUR CHINA ARE BELONG TO US
The Spaniards! If the get Confucianized by the Romans, all of Europe will either die or get converted.
If my plan works, these guys will not only eat frogs, they will meditate while eating those frogs.
Crap. These guys already hate me. War is probably going to follow...
I HAZ BEEN BEATEN! I'm surprised the Greeks still exist at this point.
The English! Assuming Confucianism spreads to their island, my plan should work.
Fushun has been founded! I'm not sure if it will flip to the Mongols, but if it does, it will make them Chrizian.
The Germans! They will probably convert. Of course, the name "Holy Roman Empire" is really bad considering Rome still exists....
Carthage is dead. I wonder whether it was Rome or barbs.
The Russians!
Chrizian Missionary: I have finally gotten out of the Holy School! It's time for the Emperor to declare me an official missionary!
Emperor: I hereby name you... a Scout!
Chrizian Missionary: WHAT! But I'm a missionary!
Emperor: Ah, but you move faster than an ordinary scout, and my maps of Europe are outdated.
Chrizian Missionary: Bu-bu-bu-bu
Emperor: OK. I'm sure there's an opening to be one of my personal servants.
Chrizian Missionary. *sigh* Fine.
The Dutch! They have a nasty reputation for not having religions spread to them, but they should eventually be Confucianized.
Missionary Scout: Can I go home now? It's really muddy here!
Also, Egypt is gone.
I revolt to Bureaucracy and Serfdom.
Missionary Scout: Hello! Who are you... please don't kill me...
The Greeks are... Hindu? Wow. I wonder how they got that...
Missionary Scout: ITZ FRICKIN COLD UP HERE! And I can't get out because of the crazy
Russian: Vould you like some vodka?
Missionary Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
No. We already hate eachother.
Chinese pigs are raised on
WHAA... Oh, no. Time to spam Macemen...
Behold, Chongqing! It will be very productive thanks to the recently-flipped
Missionary Scout: CAN. I. JUST. GET. OUT. OF THIS. PLACE???
Russian: Here is some more vodka!
Missionary Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The Russians have created a barrier from the Baltic to the Caspian. And they won't open borders.
Portugal! If something else spreads to them, Spain will knock them off the map.
CONFUCIANISM? How did that get here?
The Incas. I wonder what I will do with conquistadors...
Well, here are the Mongols.
The stupid, annoying, non border-opening Mongols. And if I declare war on them, they get more Keshiks...
That's all! See you next time, on Monotheistic Aisa!
hoplitejoe
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You don't need macemen at the moment! get spamming them pikemen!
christos200
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Great update.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
I don't have Engineering.
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