We start with the Epicly Holy Chrizian Chinese Empire meeting Greece. Go away and adopt a non-historical religion.
I hate it when this happens.
Declaring war on Jerusalem. Yay for alternate history.
Citizens of Jerusalem: But WE discovered Judaism and Chrizianity!
Citizens of China: Not anymore! WE SHALL DESTROY HISTORY!
Egypt isn't Buddhist. Oh, well. Since no one seems to be Buddhist, is it possible for an Independent city to found a religion?
Well, that was a bad move. At least I confirm'd that Egypt isn't buddhist.
Go away and help me

history.
Hi. Go away and adopt the religion that will shape Europe.
The Japanese! I need to go and settle Seoul before they do.
There we go. We have founded Seo--- Hancheng.
Hanchengan Citizen: We want it to be Seoul!
Emperor: Hmm. That's nice, except for the fact that I DON'T CARE!
Hanchengan Citizen: FOR SEOUL!
Emperor: Soldiers?
Hanchengan Citizen: NOOO *thud*
The Indian's are larger. THAT SHALL BE FIX'D!
NOO! Japan is Buddhist! And Toku won't open borders... This means 1 thing.
Production... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
Taoist Persians! Maybe the Arabs will be influenced by them...
Confucian Romans! TEH FATE OF EUROPE HAS BEEN SEAL'D!
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We close, wishing that Firaxis had picked a less warmonger-like leader. Bribing him does nothing.