We start by not converting to Hereditary Rule.
Hangzhou has been founded.
No. Go found Mecca and make it Taoist.
Wow. I am SO scared.

, barbs.
We are finally large!
Fat Chinese people: Horray!
Emperor: Wha-- *looks at stomach*
Guangzhou has been founded. Yay for bananas!

Well, there goes Islam. I wonder how they will turn out...
Yep.
Is that the second time that happened?
The Khmer! Potential Christian buddies?
Well, as usual, Europe will get the AP, but this time, Confucian. Good, because the only possible Christians after Japan and Khmer are Buddhist are me and maybe the Mongols. If I convert them, maybe I can get them to horde the Taoist/Muslim Middle East instead of me.
And the Khmer are Buddhist, as usual. I doubt they'll open borders.
No more barbs! For once in Civ, the Great Wall is actually built in China.
We end with me contr- being democrating over 2 million slav- citizens.