Rhyme Generator

[WillJ]

Check this automatic poem generator out. Just type a line of text and it'll generate a poem with that line as its first. It's so bad it's funny! Here's an example of mine:

Roses are red.

While flaming penguins muster up their resolve

Imagine a world where the sky was red

And in other times we baste the elves

 

[cgannon64]

jesus saves

Digit, digits, digital, digitalis,

Not as king, but as its slave

I bumped my nose 'gainst a big chrysalis.

---

rumsfeld lies constantly

kidnapped by aliens a stumblin'

while the circumcised wren burbles efulgently

and barfed in the tin

---

all your land turned to glass

revealing a most salient flaw

Paddington bear, playing noisily with broken glass,

Eat my fresh father cole slaw

 

[Xen]

"Guurl!

Is the tourtuous instrument of pain of

With the Strawberry Curl

Because Michal Jackson's gay (sort of) "

 

[WillJ]

Some more:


'Twas the night before St. Patrick's Day

Summer burns on, and my insanity grows.

Where the mongooses eat varnish and the fiddling marmots play

till it's all covered with snow.

***

Dick Cheney is sexy.

The jumbled cow was drawn aloft.

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

I pulled back the hammer; the trigger was soft, so soft.

***

We're doing our poetry unit in English class right now. I wonder if I should plaigarize from this site.

 

[WillJ]

And the strangest one yet:


Pamela Anderson is ever so hot.

But few women deserve a slappin

He vaporized the cat! A mistake? Not!

In coins.

***

Edit: And another one, just for fun:


The dog ate my homework, ma'am

I was raped by a butterfly in fields of liquid wheet

things are not always as they appear

You must beware for things that eat your feet!

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

I am bored

I was beat with a billet with by a man named Kevin.

but virtue in the hearts of those inspired

in coins

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Bush is a moron

I think we are in for a long yarn

things are not always as they appear

but only the High Epoch can make it learn

---
This poem bites.

No, Luke, I am your father!

And apples like to bite.

baby or bathwater, who cares the weather.

---
Give me your poor tired huddled masses

So I guess he can only be sad

For sometimes you need a little finesse

The bubbles pop and we are sad

 

[h4ppy]

I hate socialists

And if my snores should freely fry

Pulling my trousers down gently in the mist

when by shapes my words are known, I try

Pulling my trousers down?

 

[Aramazd]

Odd
Water
I was raped by a butterfly in fields of liquid wheat
and doth he squasheth the lobsters
I secure my feet

 

[De Lorimier]

My girlfriend's shower sucks

Let's go play some ping-pong

And then run her over in a big chevy truck.

I think I'm a penguin but I'm always wrong

 

[stratego]

f*ck you

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I cry my African tears

It was obvious I did not hit you hard enough

Now who's bowling for dollars?

but dandruff, with scratching, is easy to slough

 

[Giotto]

heretical rhyme generator

No one, not even the rain, has such a big butt.

Gleam the wisdom of our ancestors...

Monkeys fly outta my butt!!




civfanatics

long, hard, longing to be sucked.

good cockroaches do not go ballistic

Yay, I yelped, and embraced my father, who shrieked

 

[RegentMan]

Imaginary numbers are cool

At times like these I find a turtle very handy

have your life on a plate yet try to be cool

and I suck him like candy.

The next "O Captain, My Captain!"

 

[Ultraworld]

Does anyone know the computerlanguage Prolog. It is perfecty suited for writing Rhyme generators.

With which language was this one written

 

[Aphex_Twin]

I used this little gadget to submit some very "original" poems for English class some time ago.

Behold !
http://www.rhymezone.com/

 

[toh6wy]

This should be in Humor & Jokes forum! Very funny.

 

[Kinniken]

This is probably the stupidest poem ever.

curried weird with deadened breath

I kissed the cadaver

and then i choked to death

 

[addiv]

Interesting application. If only the lines could be a little more coherent, you could actually get some poems that make sense

I am the mayor of New York

It got so hot it evaporated my pee

I then pull out the bottle's cork

and in the all the chip-monks will know I shat on my tree

 

[Azadre]

It doesn't work

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I like pie

they are swirling, swirling down

who may run and cry, but will ultimately lie

my cat was run over by a clown



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Something that rhymes with Orange

The cursive palace yawns her tessellated smile

i like to eat cheese and oranges

the little toys all in a pile

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The beaver is fluffy

simply, yet powerfully

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

I guess I'll just lick my lolly

 

[dvandyke]

Bush is the Antichrist

But the batteries weren't included.

so just live who you are search for your Christ

My contributions....wan, and jaded