The Cast:
Our glorious hero: Justinian I
His wife and Culture/Domestic/Foreign Advisor: Theodora
The great Military Advisor: Belisarius
The completely sane Scientific Advisor: Anna Comnene
The villians of the world: That new guy,
Justinian: Mwahahahaha!
Belisarius: Mwahahahaha!
Anna: Why the evil laugh?
Theodora: I'm Back!
Justinian: Because we have peace!
Anna: .....
Justinian: So we can now make war plans! Mwahahahaha!
Belisarius: Trebizond finally gave us: HORSES!!!
Justinian: I, being the genuis I am, hooked the horses up through the Bay of Istanbul (North of Thessalonica)!
Belisarius: Glorius cataphracts will henceforth be born!
Justinian: Even better, our heretic to the west and friend to the south-west gave:
Belisarius: I love those guys!
Anna: I know what techs we have! Why are you so darn happy?
Justinian: We laugh at England's plight! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Theodora: Willy has Liberalism!
Justinian: Oh no! We don't even have Education
Theodora: That isn't the worst:
Justinian: WHY?!?
Theodora: Favorite civic.
Justinian: We're doomed! DOOMED!
Anna: Oh yeah, remember that tradition of new cities founding religions? Well, Islam has been founded in a not-so-distant land!
Justinian: *sobs*..... I have had it! Send full espionage on Willem! He will pay!
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Theodora: Hannibal has declared war on Elizabeth.
Justinian: He must had though that since his army was already there....
Anna: I see a diplomatic chance here!
Belisaius: Speaking of chance, I happened to do some reading on the Dutch.
Justinian: Why is this revelant? Unless you found a way to turn them Christian
Belisarius: They have about......8 wonders, maybe 9.....
Justinian: !
Belisarius: In The Hague alone stands Sankore, The Prthenon, The Sistine Chapel, and The Hanging Gardens!
Justinian: Change of plans.
Theodora: What! They have only 6 wonders!
Justinian: They have the Parthenon AND Sankore! In one city!
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Anna: We have Nationalism!
Theodora: We have a new guy!
Peter: Nice place here....sort of. Not as comfy as Vladvitosk though.........
*cries* Oh, this is surely heaven! So warm and fertile!
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Justinian: Are we ready?
Belisarius: Yes!
Justinian: Willem is cleraly evil...but should he go in this way? I'm starting the think we should go to the original position.
Anna: This isn't a great time for doubt, Justinian.
Justinian; I know, but.....
Theodora: Let's hold an election! What do they people think is our worst neighbor?
Justinian: A brilliant idea! Glorious Byzantium will decided Byzantium's next move! Genius!