Rock-Paper-Scissors

Perfection beats children, posion, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias and realism
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
 
Perfection beats children, posion, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias and realism
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
 
Made one slight edit as well.

Perfection beats children, posion, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
 
I consider that bit arbitrary. Since it goes both ways, I propose a compromise on neither wins. I play The Antidote...

Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
 
NEW RULE, "BEATS" IS STUPID, I'm giving more graphic descriptions from now on

Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting beats fire, Santa?, ruldoph?
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
Rogue stabs guy with gun and Perfection in the back
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire burns Paper, beats Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting prevents fire, (in theory) puts out of business Santa, ruldoph
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
Rogue stabs guy with gun and Perfection in the back
Policeman arrests Rouge

And how about turning this into more of a game?

New Proposed Rule: Simultaniety. If an entity could coneviably fit into several categories (for example: human could be Guy with Knife, concievably. Guy with Knife must be Human), then a person may change their entry to avoid being beat by the entry
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper covers Rock.
Fire burns Paper, beats Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting prevents fire, (in theory) puts out of business Santa, ruldoph
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels are better than Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague kills Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison kills Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote cures poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors cuts up Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
Rogue stabs guy with gun and Perfection in the back
Policeman arrests Rouge
Guy with knife kills Policeman, George W. Bush, and Children, in their sleep
 
Who agrees with the new proposed rule?

Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity and farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief.
Paper covers Rock.
Fire burns Paper, beats Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting prevents fire, (in theory) puts out of business Santa, ruldoph
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels are better than Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague kills Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison kills (doesn't kill Acupuncture- unrealistic), children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote cures poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors cuts up Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa has command over Rudolph.
Thatcher politically outdoes Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism shows up Perfection, shows nonexistant SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats (doesn't beat realism as that's contradictory), jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
Rogue stabs guy with gun and Perfection in the back
Policeman arrests Rouge
Guy with knife kills Policeman, George W. Bush, and Children, in their sleep
 
For example, I might play Guy with Knife. Somebody else plays Guy with Gun. I then win by declaration SWITCH and switching to Policeman. The objective is to play something which nobody can use switching to beat that beats what your opponent just played, or win after all the switching the sides can think of.

If people don't like the rule AFTER understanding it, we can just drop it.
 
Perfection beats children, Complete Arbitrarity, farts in the faces of The Arbiter and Master Chief, and ignores stupid rules.
Paper covers Rock.
Fire burns Paper, beats Rock, Perfection, Thatcher, all humans (except Jesus), children, Santa, Rudolph.
Glacier Melting prevents fire, (in theory) puts out of business Santa, ruldoph
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup sabotages Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike nullifies Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels are better than Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels, Giant Robots.
Plague kills Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison kills Acupuncture, children, Thatcher, any human except Perfection (after all, anybody can be poisoned, and realism compromised here...), Organic life, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote cures poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors cuts up Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection, SDLG SDLG II, Giant Robots, Spore, Santa, Rudloph
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection, including Aliens
Lack of rational rules beats everything listed so far except Complete Arbitrarity
Anarchy beats Lack of rational rules
Despotism beats Anarchy
Monarchy beats Despotism (because it is more stable)
Democracy beats Monarchy
George W. Bush beats Democracy
Iran-backed Gurellias beat George W Bush
Giant robots beat Iran-backed Gurellias
EMP beats Giant robots, SLDG, SLDG II, Solar Panels
Organic life beats EMP
The Flood beats Organic life, Iran-backed Guerillas, George W. Bush, and anything else with sufficient biomass to sustain the flood
The Arbiter and Master Chief beat the flood and George W. Bush
Guy with gun shoots Perfection, Guy with Knife
Rogue stabs guy with gun and Perfection in the back
Policeman arrests Rouge
Guy with knife kills Policeman, George W. Bush, and Children, in their sleep
 
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