Rocky vs. Rambo: who would win?

[G-Max]

Yup, it's the Round 2 that I promised.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Put it this way - Rambo never single-handedly caused the collapse of Soviet Union.

 

[Skwink]

Big guns? Somebody is compensating...

 

[Dumanios]

If it was a fist fight, then Rocky would win. If it was with everything they had in the movies, then John Rambo would pwn the hell outta Rocky.

 

[sophie]

Rocky tries to go in for a punch. Rambo shows an arrow through his chest. Game over.

Next ill-thought out hypothetical!

 

[Dumanios]

It should be Mario vs. Sonic.

 

[Skwink]

How about Hitler vs Stalin vs Mao in a three way wrestling match?

 

[Dumanios]

Solid Snake vs. James Bond?

 

[Omega124]

Rocky would win due to the rules of Hollywood. He is sympathetic; Rambo isn't. We get a training montage before the fight, and Rocky then punches the crap out of Rambo (Who's various guns jammed, mind you).

 

[G-Max]

Next ill-thought out hypothetical!

Dana Barrett vs. Ellen Ripley?

 

[Dumanios]

Samus Aran vs. Paula Deen?

 

[7ronin]

I will pick the trained killer over the boxer with a heart any day.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

how about hitler vs stalin vs mao in a three way nude wrestling match?

FTFY l

 

[azzaman333]

Rambo. Next question?

 

[classical_hero]

Rocky for the lulz.

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