The Crusades: The Glorious Ending!
Fear not my followers, for the Power of the Confuscian God has bestowed his judgement against thyne enemies! For the last of the heretics have been destroyed, and those who have forgotten the true faith have been directed to Attone for their sins and once again follow the true Faith!
Mine noble children have comne together in armies unnumerable for the final Glory, by Sea and by land including thou Holy Crusaders from the Continent of Sin, greta honor still awaits thee!
And Whilest the nobel Portugese followed the true faith for many a thousand years, they have recently fallen into debautery due to the Modern so called wonders of Radio and the evil ROCK and ROLL. Blashemous and while we shalt show restraint and mercy against our former followers, there is mush to attone for.
We begin by assaulting the Heretic founder of the Pagan Taoist religion
The Portugese are truely misled and declare war on us, fighting a false Jihad war and aligning themselves with the devil.
We release the Holy Handgrenade, dispersing not 2 and not 4, but three such devises. Three is the holy number, and three it shalt be!
By Holy decree, it is determined that the Taoist Holy city must recieve such a mighty blow!
We begin our assault on those Portugese cities, keeping many of these as we truely do not want to destroy such faithful citizans if there leader has been mislead.
The entire remaining continent blazed aglory as our Holy armies of Tanks destroyed all resistance and liberated those Confuscian followers.
The Americans However are truely Heathens and need to purged
However, thine enemy the Satan is strong in this upstart nation bringing numerous soldier out of the very earth to try and stop our Holy Mission. While we are slowed, we are not deterred.
The Continent of Sin still has several Barbarians trying to survive and live in wicked independecne without true Guidance. Our old, yet valient Holy Crusaders burn all that remains in that dreaded continent
Leaving nothing except a few roads on all this land!
Soon the Nobel Capital of the Portugese is Liberated from the yolk of Opression.
Be free my Children, for your hearts are now open once again to the sole direction you need!
But still Joao's heart is harened and will NOT adopt the true Faith. We decide he must see wisdom by the destruction and the creation of his hands.
And whilest Joao feels the full wroth of our Holy Crusaders our Holy army has landed and destroyed the LAST of the HOLY Cities
But there is much more work to be done.
Soon my people plead and pray to remove all the Holy handgrenades! They need such massive weapons and fear for the trapped true Confuscian followers in such cities, even those trapped in the vial American lands.
We grant them this favor, eliminating all ICBMs and granting great Happiness amongst mine people!
Soon, we apporach the last city of the Americans, the most despicable/detestable city of absolute sin and debauchery
Believe me all!!! I know, there is great evil and uncleanliness in this city. Nothing holy is hear, nothing but false gods and worship of mighty material things. Here we ended the last infestation of unclean ideas and false worship. The American dog Washington is dead as well as the heathen Americans.
At this point Noble Justinian is directed to contact Joao, offering peace, mercy and forgiveness if he will only come back to the Holy Light and worship once again the true faith.
The world rejoices as Joao accepts these terms, once again embrasing the true faith and dropping to his kness begging forgiveness! Very soon afterwards, merely one turn later.
The world is at peace, unified under the true faith.
All Pray for this glorious day, long fought and hard won. Many noble Crusaders gave their lives, but in the end it was well worth it.
The last Holy Chapter in the grand Holy book shalt follow in a Bit.
Amen