Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

Update 29

I shoot/stab Droopy with my mind gun sword. smashing his HP and the Answer out of him while using my mind to guide my actions!

2 (5): Just too much is going on and the Mind Gun Sword splits again...

I fix up my bleeding issue.

12: The bleeding issue is fixed up.

I run to a nearby, working and already-on tank to gain saftey from Terrance.

6 (9): You are stood next to a tank...

I find a MG42.

5: No you don't, and you get some dust in your eye (-1 to your roll next turn)

Attacks Red_Spy!

1: He stabs himself several times...

 

[Terrance888]

I use the force to guide my mind gun to hit the tank near Omega, which is filled with acid.

 

[Red_Spy]

I rest to my health is restored.

 

[Omega124]

I try to find a MP40 again

 

[DroopyTofu]

I get in the tank and attack Omega.

 

[Abaddon]

Fatal Update 30​

I use the force to guide my mind gun to hit the tank near Omega, which is filled with acid.

20 (20): The gun moves at bullet pace, slamming through the tank, with acid exploding everywhere. Omega is covered in acid and hit with shrapnel, Red_spy and Droopy are also hit.

-6HP Omega and -2hp/Turn acid burn
-2HP Red_Spy and Droopy

I rest to my health is restored.

15: You patch yourself up pretty darn good.

I try to find a MP40 again

14 (13): You find the MP40

I get in the tank and attack Omega.

12 (15): The acid, it burns! You throw handfuls of it at Omega, finishing him off, but hurting yourself in the process.

I attack Red_Spy

15: Jack torments the poor Red_Spy out of 5hp.


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Omega bites the dust! How many more turns before this round is over?

 

[Terrance888]

I use force heal!

 

[Red_Spy]

I look for a butterfly knife.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I try to find a way to heal myself.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 31​

I use force heal!

18 (19): Use the Force Luke! You are back to full health and have the Force!

I look for a butterfly knife.

2: You find one, in your kidney.. it hurts, a lot.. and is bleeding, a lot..again

I try to find a way to heal myself.

16 (19): So many different options, you body heals as you relax. The acid keeps on burning however..

Attack Red_Spy

11: Jack successfully charges you again out of 3hp.

 

[Red_Spy]

I heal.

 

[Terrance888]

I defeat Red Spy!

 

[Omega124]

I corrupt Jack the Ripper's ghost so I control it

 

[Yoshiegg737]

From the audience stand, I somehow create an army of skeletons to attack the remaining players and cheer at the survivors

 

[DroopyTofu]

I continue to relax so that I will continue to heal.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 32​

I heal.

11: You get a few more hp back and the bleeding slows.

I defeat Red Spy!

10 (12): Defeat him to an inch of his life

I corrupt Jack the Ripper's ghost so I control it

19: Jack stops attacking Red_Spy. You can now direct who he attacks each turn!

From the audience stand, I somehow create an army of skeletons to attack the remaining players and cheer at the survivors

6: It would be nice, but the dice don't seem to like lurkers it seems! :/

I continue to relax so that I will continue to heal.

3 (6): Sitting there in the acid isn't really helping! -2hp!

 

[Omega124]

Attack DroopyTofu

 

[Red_Spy]

I heal all the way.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I regain complete health.

 

[Abaddon]

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