Roll to Dodge: Resurrection

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It seem this fun game has died out? I will attempt to run one​

Rules

1. Post an action.
2. The result will be determined by the roll of a d20 dice.
3. Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.
4. Attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails.
5. The same action cannot be taken twice in a row.

Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update whenever I feel like it. The game is played until one player remains alive, or a unifying winning situation occurs.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Notes

• I edit stats after your roll, so if you are close to death, you will get a chance to roll.
• I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts is important.
• You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..
• First come, first served. So get your actions in early!

Setting

In your first post, please describe the setting for this game, I will pick the funniest!

Situation

To be edited once we launch

 

[Reconciliator]

Stats

NAME

HP: 40/40

Please post your first action!