Roll to Dodge:space age

I subvert Domminations construction workers, causing them to "fix" the shields, building a device to feed the shields energy into my body, granting me immortal life.
 
I reenforce the shields for protection.
2: your technician is not very good and cuts a wire on the generator doing 15 damage
I sell my rare materials for really high prices.
7: some man offers you 2000 for each turn of tiberium that you can mine
I build a spaceship and send my exploration men out to any available planet
2:a random rouge ship fires a missile at Jerkworld. you have 3 turns befor the planet actually dose explode
I overthrow the government of the golden planet.
4: there is no government on that planet
While I wait for the supplies, I begin construction of a Black Cannon (From Advance Wars 2).
2:the delivery man took a wrong turn increasing the time by 1
I subvert Domminations construction workers, causing them to "fix" the shields, building a device to feed the shields energy into my body, granting me immortal life.
3: he dose not fix the shields
 
I build a spaceship and send my exploration men out to any available planet
 
4: there is no government on that planet

Of course! They must be underground!

I overthrow the subsurface government!
 
Hmmm.... In the last turn before my death, I gave Dalak orders to crash into the Deathstar, sending both ships plummeting to earth, destroying his planet.
 
I fly off into space! (i/e ragequit)
 
I build a spaceship and send my exploration men out to any available planet
4:the space ship will be done in 10 turns
Of course! They must be underground!
I overthrow the subsurface government!
3:there is no civilation on that planet at all
Hmmm.... In the last turn before my death, I gave Dalak orders to crash into the Deathstar, sending both ships plummeting to earth, destroying his planet.
2:the death star fires and it distroys your laser cannon
I mine Tiberium like crazy to sell it to this man.
5: you mine and take out 2 turns of the mine and get 4000 this turn
"You may fire when ready."
(Fire the death star at DB's planet, totally destroying it and eliminating him from the game.)
5: it blows 1/4 of the planet but you must wait 2 turns to cool down before firing again
I fly off into space! (i/e ragequit)
you fly off into space
 
hello? what you missed me!
 
Then there must be one on the moon!

I search there.
 
I buy mercenary X-Wing squadrons.
4: they are WAY over priced
Then there must be one on the moon!
I search there.
1: yes there is and they are allied with abaddon, they fire missiles at you
ROLL TO DODGE
1:your entire planet was blown up
the missiles were so intense that duke Blackstone is now out of the freezer
 
I build my spaceship faster
 
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