Roll to Dodge:space age

[Duke Blackstone]

I send Dalak to find more planets

 

[KaiserElectric]

Is it too late to join?

Mejani "Democratic Republic"
Leader: The Kaiser
Planet: Meja.
Type: Cold. Mostly land and mountains.

(If I can join this late in the game...)
Action: Begin constructing star cruisers.

 

[Abaddon]

I claim the golden planet as the one I will explore and colonise.

 

[!!!!!]

Is it too late to join?

Mejani "Democratic Republic"
Leader: The Kaiser
Planet: Meja.
Type: Cold. Mostly land and mountains.

(If I can join this late in the game...)
Action: Begin constructing star cruisers.

you can join

 

[KaiserElectric]

Hooray, now I can spread "peace" and "democracy" through the galaxy.

 

[!!!!!]

Double the search.

5:you see something in the distance

I send Dalak to find more planets

3: none of the planets you see are fit to conolize

Is it too late to join?
Mejani "Democratic Republic"
Leader: The Kaiser
Planet: Meja.
Type: Cold. Mostly land and mountains.
(If I can join this late in the game...)
Action: Begin constructing star cruisers.

4:you need a factory first

I claim the golden planet as the one I will explore and colonise.

1: a war breaks out on Jerktopia and the Jerktopians plant a bomb that will blow up the entire planet. you have 3 turns to disable the bomb or evacuate

 

[W|M]

All companies are nationalized, with all the money going into the government. (Sushi corporation is called Sid's Sushi Co.)

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I order Dalak to destroy the unfinished Deathstar.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I pay the Star Wolf team off to intercept the attack against the death star.

 

[Abaddon]

Evacuate Diagasm Retrebold

 

[KaiserElectric]

Curse you reality!

I build your accursed factory, where my "loyal workers" can create ships for my "peace-loving" nation.

 

[!!!!!]

All companies are nationalized, with all the money going into the government. (Sushi corporation is called Sid's Sushi Co.)

1: because of financial trouble you can't send any money to the government. also the intrest on your debt goes up to 1000 dollars

I order Dalak to destroy the unfinished Deathstar.

3: one turret fires at your ship for 20 damage

I pay the Star Wolf team off to intercept the attack against the death star.

2: you must prove yourself worthy by killing Dartugas

Evacuate Diagasm Retrebold

3:all the escape pods are taken

Curse you reality!
I build your accursed factory, where my "loyal workers" can create ships for my "peace-loving" nation.

6: you make a factory with a very nice break room and a non-dangerous stereo system that will play folk songs giving you a +1 modifier to building

 

[GhostWriter16]

I send my Plasma Armed Ship to destroy whatever Duke Blackstone is using to attack me.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I again attack the deathstar, fake aiming for a small exhaust port on its side, unprotected by its shields, and instead dropping a powerful bomb down its laser retina.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I edited my orders...

 

[Duke Blackstone]

As have I.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I edited them again.

 

[Abaddon]

You really didn't need to post that...

Orders: Build evacuation pods, and evacuate the leader...

 

[W|M]

I sell products from mines, with minimum-wage workers.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Huzzah, now my "workers" will truly be "happy".

I conduct a fancy financial campaign to make lots of cash to build a fleet with.