Roll To Dodge

[Kan' Sharuminar]

DOn't give me an idea to really open a hell gate into this library

Absolutely not.

Apple, anyone?

 

[Perfection]

Apple, anyone?

 

[Seon]

As an explanation for my tardy work, I have about 2 essays due and 3 tests this week

 

[civplayah]

Update, perhaps?

 

[Seon]

Not now, it's time for bed... After I have my dream of backstabbing 7 people in one life suceed...(in TF2)

 

[kill fire]

I just backstabbed 7 people in one life IN SUCCESSION!

 

[hell_hound]

Well i just got a 50 point life as sniper on hydro (Also is there a thread anywhere for CFC TF2 players to commune)

 

[Seon]

I wake up (well, I force Hell Hound to wake up) and move outta the way.

2. However,

I follow he orders of my ghost possesor

3: Youduly note it to yourself inside a corner of your head and fall into a deeper state of being. Also known as comatose state.

I dance my way to THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DANCE! (because we all know dancing is the most powerful thing in the universe)

You dance and dance and dance with the remains of your earthen shields and golems. SOme of those mother******* zombies join in as well. Their culture is also one ofthe most strange by the fact that they kill those who dance with them.

...

OMGWTFBBQ IT'S EATING MY BRAINS
Roll to Dodge: 6: You dance your way out of the reaches of the techno zombies all the while skipping their head off and finishing off with a backflip and some weird dance combo that I won't be bothered to look up in wikipedia or something. End result is that most of the zombies are dead.

Must wake borg colleages. End approaching. Desperate measures called for.

5: You happify yourself and your colleague by watching some <bird call> and some <insert cow call here> followed by <enter stuff not rated for E here>

Now, they march and march and march. For the glory of <enter stuff not rated for E here>

I forsake God. I throw down my armor and hammer and offer my mortal soul to SATAN in exchange for vanquishing all of the remaining players

2:You forsake the god emperor. And then start weeping and crawl back towards him.

I attempt to avoid being reincarnated as a pirate!

2:You fail at failing.

I summon a hydrogen bomb about 5,000 ft above the building we're in. It will fall, blow up upon hitting the building, and kill us all

2: Pine cone. And possibly a potted plant.

-3 HP

I loot the corpses of the brownie faeries. I suppose getting out is rather hard with the barricade and all? What a nice point in time to roll a 1 . Care to update the first post? Somehow i believe I have a good chance at this assuming choxorn doesn't roll a 6...

3: You stumble and touch one of those liquids seeping in.

Acid.

You may want to reconsider that last statement

-3 HP

orders: i use my l33t assassin skills to make sure catharis IS dead, by combining the skill Ignite Arrows with Icendary Arrows, and shooting the mother****** combined arrow at the tree guy with my Bow of Fire! Only i can start forest fires! MWUHAHAHAHA

4:The GM gets confused midway and drops a firebow at your feet instead.

Weapon gained: Firebow, automatically ignites the arrows that you place in. Ammo count = 12

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans

1: Inquisitors hate zombies. Moaning = zombies. Inquisitors hate zombies. Inquisitors liek fire. FIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!

Roll to Dodge: 2: Zombie meet fire. Fire good friend with pain. Pain meet zombie. Zombie not good friend with pain. ZOmbie commit suicide.

I'm in. I release a gas that kills all people over 14. as I am 13, I am safe and I win (unless there's another kid in the game, in which case I'm screwed)

4-1=3: You relaese it inside your own box.

Smelly thing it is

-5 HP

 

[Terrance888]

As dead, I moan in the inquisitor's heads, turning them into quislings.

Read World War Z to find out!

 

[cindle]

You forgot me.

 

[Seon]

I absorb the planets collective life energy

4: You eat a tree bark off Catharsis's dying body.

 

[kill fire]

I continue to dance my way to victory!

 

[choxorn]

Update the frickin stats.

Also, I join kill fire's dance party and dance.

 

[Milarqui]

Dammit! I kick Hell Hound's soul awake so that he wakes up from his comatose state!

 

[cindle]

I kill Seon to death

 

[Seon]

I wonder what the consequence of getting a 6 that would be

 

[Milarqui]

I wonder what the consequence of getting a 6 that would be

He kills you and himself at the same time?

 

[kill fire]

Actually, if he dies we all die because the game can no longer continue.

 

[oyzar]

I treat my wounds with my first aid kit (I am still trapped in the closet right?).

 

[civplayah]

Attack Zombies. For borg kingdom.