Roll To Dodge

[oyzar]

None of the bullets that i shot into the door hit the monster? :/ I guess it is time to get out of the closet and try to deal with whatever is out there eh? I don't suppose I can do that in one action?

 

[Catharsis]

Yessss

Finally, I am a majestic tree. Now it's revenge time. Sirtommygunn, you stole my teeth earlier, and now you will pay.

Action: splat sirtommy with one of my mighty branches! Somehow!

 

[hell_hound]

I will wake up REFRESHED and BEAUTIFUL

 

[Dragonson]

I Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy.

 

[Milarqui]

I Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy.

Gives me an idea for a Munchkin-like RPG game!

 

[Dragonson]

Deus Ex [Insert fitting word here] ftw =P

 

[Terrance888]

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans!

 

[civplayah]

I attempt to rouse the cyborgs out of their slumber.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I'm assuming I come back as a ghost?

I wish to attempt to possess Catharsis the tree!

(If I do not come back, I wish to attempt to decompose peacefully in my wall)

 

[choxorn]

I use MY MAGIC POWERS to light the headcrab(s) on fire, killing them.

 

[cindle]

I become my ULTIMATE MEGA FINAL FORM OF SUPREME POWER!

 

[choxorn]

Update?

 

[Seon]

Soon. Today

 

[Seon]

Update commenced.

 

[Seon]

I attempt to create a raveball again AND MAEK A DANCE DANCE PARTAH!

5: You create a raveball and start dancing around with a few zombies. Like that shawn of the dead dude.

I look for sleeping Hell Hound, if I find him, I kill him

2:You find a couple of zombies making out. In disgust, you accidantally hit yourself in your head with your own hammer. (-5 HP)

Oh, and I was not joking about that Chaos Marine Battlement

ROLL TO DODGE!
2: They mow you down with their bolt gun. Luckily, your armor took most of the blow, but you will be dead with another hit like dead (-7 HP)

Ghost Catgirl Perfection attempts to curry favor with God in order to bring about a favorable reincarnation by tormenting eunuch ghost cindle.

3:You find out that god does not exist and sulk.

I try to find Hell Hound before rhawn does and possess him. He has a weapon, after all!

6:YOU HAVE FOUND HIM. HIS BODY IS YOURS TO COMMAND. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too bad he is asleep.

lol.

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)

I guess it is time to get out of the closet and try to deal with whatever is out there eh

1: You barricade yourself in with bunch of plywood and adamantium you found at a corner. Brownies than attack you somehow inside the closet

ROLL TO DODGE!

6: You fire 4 expertly placed shots and brownie fairies drop down dead. (8 ammo left)

Action: splat sirtommy with one of my mighty branches! Somehow

You wave a branch at him.

I will wake up REFRESHED and BEAUTIFUL

4(-2=2): You manage to sleepwalk and run into a wall (-3 HP)

Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy

6: Minigun come to papa.

Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata

ROLL TO DODGE FOR CATHARSIS
1: Self Explanatory

DEADEADEEAD

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans!

2: Your moans are considered diistasteful by a dark robed guy wielding a chainsaw

ROLL TO DODGE
2: HE CHOPS YOUR (OTHER) ARM OFF!!! (-7 HP)

I attempt to rouse the cyborgs out of their slumber

2: You just sulk more.

I wish to attempt to possess Catharsis the tree

Oh great. You possessed it. Congratulations, was it worth it? Because, all I see is a stump.

I use MY MAGIC POWERS to light the headcrab(s) on fire, killing them.

3: There is no such thing as a magic power, but you manage to light your head on fire, which deters the headcrabs...wait....

OH GOD YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!! (-7 HP, deters head crabs, - 3 HP Per turn until extinguished)

I become my ULTIMATE MEGA FINAL FORM OF SUPREME POWER

!
5:You become your ultimate mega final form of supreme power.

It isn't that much different from before.

lol

 

[Milarqui]

6:YOU HAVE FOUND HIM. HIS BODY IS YOURS TO COMMAND. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too bad he is asleep.

lol.

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)

I wake up (well, I force Hell Hound to wake up) and move outta the way.

 

[kill fire]

I dance my way to THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DANCE! (because we all know dancing is the most powerful thing in the universe)

 

[civplayah]

Must wake borg colleages. End approaching. Desperate measures called for.

 

[rhawn]

I forsake God. I throw down my armor and hammer and offer my mortal soul to SATAN in exchange for vanquishing all of the remaining players.

 

[Perfection]

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)

I attempt to avoid being reincarnated as a pirate!