Ruler of the world

[Ohwell]

Originally posted by Perfection
I perfection hereby do declare that if Simon Darkshade ever becomes ruler of the world, I will start a revolution agianst him and not stop until:

A. I die
B. His power is reduced to an area the size of a small studio apartment
C. The world becomes uninhabitable, I have a spaceship and Darkshade does not.

Signed,
PERFECTION

Of which A will come very soon...

 

[Perfection]

NEVER I am too powerful for darkshade he shall fall hahahaha

 

[Switch625]

Yo, "Perfection."

Understand, I'm not normally one to do the bidding of the Evil One. I'm not evil, I'm kind of good... but mostly just apathetic. However! The challenge you pose to Darkshade is so weak, that it doesn't take the Lord of Evil to stop you: the Lord of Apathy will suffice. Now go away, you're boring me.

 

[Dark Ascendant]

Originally posted by Perfection
Dark Ascendeant you must resist the darkshade of the force join the lightshade, Remember if he takes over the world. We all will probobly die.

Death does not deter me! I'm too easily pleased to care at it. I just want the whole state of Kansas, a pick-up truck with unlimited fuel, a driver, a flamethrower of unlimited duration and power, and every herd of buffalo in the continential United States.

[plasma] :flamedevi

Mother Nature declares war on my reign, but her flower power is no match for the might of my rusty sickles and machetes! My words are backed with thermonuclear steer tripe bombs

The rise of the Empire of Kansas is upon us...

Who dare to misspell my username? The Evil Fascist Regime will be built over your corpse!

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by Perfection
join the lightshade

More like the lampshade.

You guys aren't even in the poll.
You should start another thread.

So I can see Darkshade squash
you like a bug. And get some
big game hunting in myself.

(The headmasters are restless Darkshade)

 

[Dark Ascendant]

Originally posted by Perfection
NEVER I am too powerful for darkshade he shall fall hahahaha

Your pitiful rant palls in comparision to the full power of the Darkshade. :flamedevi

 

[philippe]

Why did you guys revived this thread?You could see in the end we nuked the world and it was a draw....But this was in the time of the ancients and the fallen angel rised again...

 

[insurgent]

Originally posted by Perfection
I perfection hereby do declare that if Simon Darkshade ever becomes ruler of the world, I will start a revolution agianst him and not stop until:

A. I die
B. His power is reduced to an area the size of a small studio apartment
C. The world becomes uninhabitable, I have a spaceship and Darkshade does not.

I'd say option A is more likely...

 

[Zarn]

I am sorry the reign on your parade again Simon, but it's my job. Anyone that tries to take over the world will have to answer to me.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Zarn, do go back to school or something.

And now, an appeal for the final time: People, let this thread die. It is already absolute spam. Display some darn maturity/decorum/sensibility.
Let it die/boycott it/ just someone close it.

 

[Dell19]

Well you did start all this when you started to pretend that you were an evil dictator...

 

[ComradeDavo]

Originally posted by philippe
Why did you guys revived this thread?You could see in the end we nuked the world and it was a draw....But this was in the time of the ancients and the fallen angel rised again...

phillipe, NO SUCH EVENT OCCURED!

Did they get your mind already?

I shall carry on the fight intill you are fit once again to retake your place as head of the Red Army!

And now, an appeal for the final time: People, let this thread die. It is already absolute spam. Display some darn maturity/decorum/sensibility.

how about you display a sense of humour!!!!

 

[Perfection]

Comrade davo do you want to be on my side?

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo


phillipe, NO SUCH EVENT OCCURED!
Did they get your mind already?
I shall carry on the fight intill you are fit once again to retake your place as head of the Red Army!

Seems Phillipe will have to make a choice:

1. Rule as my puppet.
2. Rule as the Spammiester of Belguim.
3. Run a Chipwagon in Brussels.

(cue inspiritational music)

When the germans bombed pearl harbour
did the British give up?

When the spam gets thick, the ham starts
postin'

Where's the Spam, Phillipe?

 

[ComradeDavo]

Originally posted by Perfection
Comrade davo do you want to be on my side?

I have been battling the forces of evil, if anything it should be me asking you that

heh, um..do you have beer?

 

[Perfection]

You have now joined The HATED (Humans Agianst The Evil Darkshade). We shall now celebrate this alliance in the ceremonial adding of chocolate to milk.

 

[Zarn]

ComradeDavo, I would not trust anyone remotely evil.

 

[Perfection]

Zarn we must fight the evil powers. Just because I'm quasi-evil dosn't mean I hate evil as much as you do

 

[The Balrog]

Down with Darkshade!!!

 

[Perfection]

Would you like to join The HATED (Humans Agianst The Evil Darkshade) Balrog?