They called him mad but he did not foam at the mouth. They called him a prophet but he did not believe in gods. They called him a wise man but he just shrugged and claimed to be simply a curious one. He was the first scientist of our nation, and he led us for a century.
When the reins of power came into his hands, the kingdom was in disarray – no money was put away for research yet there was no money in the treasury either. With but three gold coins in the bank, and losing four coins each turn at zero science rate, soon the armies would desert and the workers would strike. Something had to be done, and he was the man to do it.
Before starting his rule, he ruthlessly ordered many scouts in foreign lands to commit suicide, as the treasury could not afford to pay them. He then traveled all over empire, correcting the governors’ choices for worked tiles. Instead of working hills and mines, they were ordered to send people to cottages, so that one day mighty towns would stand in their places.
Everywhere he saw disorder and disarray, brought by the carelessness of his predecessors. Finally, as he visited the city of Memphis, anger overcame him. He ordered the artists to make a sketch of the city (see picture one) and delivered a caustic speech at the next meeting of the council of elders:
What is wrong with this picture, I ask you? A better question would be – what is right with it? Ignore, for the moment, the threat of the barbarians from the southwest, who are about to destroy most of our workforce. What is that workforce doing there in the first place? Judging by their positions, they are providing manure for all the farms in the land!
Who ordered the cottages to be built away from the river? The river is nature's gift to us, providing for easier transport and therefore, commerce. Ignoring these benefits is a criminal offense in these difficult times!
Where are the armed forces? Why isn’t there a single axeman defending this fair city? Granted, a sword was being built here before we changed it to granary, but swords are notoriously weak against axes.
I could go on and on, about how all of our forces seem to be city raider swords, about how after some micromanagement we can get Writing in 3 turns with a small surplus, rather than in 27 while bleeding cash but there is no point. Drastic times require drastic measures...
With these words said, he donned his black robes, and unleashed a Force Storm on the unsuspecting councilors, until he was the only one left standing. He had a vision, and all who would cross his path would die – for a better tomorrow.
His reign began.
1200 AD – There’s a reload here. I moved an Axe incorrectly, and we would have lost Memphis if I didn’t reload.
1210 AD – Barbarians’ city burns. It’s in a perfect location, and it’s got some nice improvements already, but we can’t afford it. So I burn it and kill all the workers we get in the name of PROFIT! And SCIENCE!
1220 AD – Writing comes in. Start researching Code of Laws (18 turns at 30% at deficit that will eat the 180 gold we got from the sacked city). From now on, our cities will be building and whipping Libraries. As soon as they begin approaching happiness limits, I hire scientists, which further reduce the time needed for Code Of Laws
1240 AD – Who turned on “Avoid Growth” in Paradise, and why didn’t I know?
1280 AD – Why was there a worker fortified in Timbuktu?
1300 AD – Code of Laws comes in next turn. At least three cities will be ready to produce Courthouses straight away, others slightly later. Memphis should whip its Granary soon, and join them.
Afterwards, suggest going for Monarchy to revolt into Hereditary Rule so we can have some happiness. On the other hand, we could go Math/Currency for some trade routes.
I unfortified our armies so the next player knows where they are, but I recommend not using them yet. Our workers are busy in most places.
Although I have built a couple of settlers, think carefully before building additional cities – can our economy survive it? In fact, think carefully, period.

We are already above unit limit, and moving a force to war will drain whatever money we have.
Our cities are mostly set to either high food/scientists combo, or cottages. Suggest keeping some scientists for Great People points – we’ll want an academy or two.
Where do we want to build Forbidden Palace? Perhaps Timbuktu or Heliopolis would be good choices.
We need to get Construction for lots of suicide catapults, and then it’s fighting time once more!
And in the year 1300 AD, the leader of the nation pulled down the hood of his robe, baring to the world the face of a tired old man, sat upon his gilded jewel-encrusted throne, and finally rested...