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Patwin
Ruler/Player: Cheif Patwin the bearchested/Duddha
Government: Tribal Confederation
Age: Early Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 50 Clubmen
Navy: 5 Rafts
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistent
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:
Note: San Francisco Bay Delta
 

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@Metaliturtle, can you please think of a less insane name. Perhaps make the name the acrynom, as this would be easier for everyone.
 
(I said you could use the acronym if the name was too long for you, I however will continue to use the long version of Gorpoopula: Nation of Multiple Exciting Zones)
 
persnally given your position, i think you shoudl just change the name to babylon, or Sumeria, or Akkad....
 
but thats mainlyl because I dotn want this NES to ge tinto any trouble if the moderators fo the forum deem the name of your nation inapropreate..
 
I am just calling it Gorpoopula. Sorry Metaliturtule but IU cannot allow one person to potentially end the fun of many.
 
would everyone be happy if I just called it Gorpoopula?

I'm not changing it to a name of any civ that was there in real life because it's my own made up civ I'm being unique, not copying the past, I may draw from it, but I don't want to become those civs, stop trying to change me Xen
 
lol cool i'm totally down
 
hey I never said you couldnt call it gorpoopalupa; it was that the "erogenous zones" thing sounded liek it woudl run the risk of getting in trouble; whiel it may seem silly to me, your right in that it is your choice; though if it woudl have broken the rules fo the forum, ro run the risk of doing so, I could nto have, in good conscience, not at least given a warnign of discression; all this comes from a person who has been banned from this forum over 6 times. i know what I'm talkign about.
 
Enoug Spam. The first Update will show you where you start. Until then no orders shall be accepted. Stories may be wriiten however.
 
The gates of Tartessos

The waves lapped gentlly against the shore- the sin was high, and the great crowd of people was gathered before the King, silenced and hushed. a Huge congregation of people had gathered around, tribes from all over the land, the pennisula had gathered here drawn byt he nmight of the tribe; it was here, the gods had drawn them here to the sea, tot he coast to take part in a glorious event; the founding a a great settelment, the first of its kind in all the world, and destined, the gods promised, to be the greatest.

It was soon, that after the preists had sacrificed goats in honour fo the gods for bestowing upon them this belles land, that the King founded the city; upon the high Arcopolis, was ot be built might temples, fortresses and palaces, treasuries and artisans workshops, around all the people woudl make thier homes, the land, rich in farm land and metals woudl becoem the bastion of metlaurgy and trade for all the world, for with its good port, there was little doubt of that!

And so the majestic start of the City, and Empire of Tartessos began, a formal affair, even goign so far as to pre-pan the districts of the city, and the mighty walls that were to be formed around it.

Within a year, the the site cease dbeign a settlement; with the hard work fo the thousands of people magalimated at the beginnign,a nd the many peoples from all around who came to take part, to build, and live in the great city, it was oon flourishing; the art of copper working was soon leardned, and it was said that the cities master armoures were well on thier way to developing somthign even better...

The Tartession looked to journey baotu the world around them, to explore, to learn to trade, and to earn honour and glory; rapidlly, the Tartessians had gained a small kingdom by showiign the tribes aorund them how to form thier own settlements, and to pledg eloyalty tot he taressian throne becaus eof it; mor eover, agiasnt the barbarians of the region, they rapidlly learned the arts of war, and became proficent in its practice...

The Tartessian Kingdom was well on its way already to makign itself a glorious state, magnificent in every detial, destined to be the very living example of what ledgens are made of...
 
((I fixed my posts so there's no trouble))
From the
Biography of D. Bootstrap, leader of Gorpoopula

by Timbo D. Zambdoo

... D. Bootstrap or Bootstrap as his homeboys called him, came from the family of Gorpoopuulo. His mother, Miriam Bootstrap raised him to be strong and smart, and never let him give up when faced with challenges like bullies and carnies and people of questionable reputation like Xentor, local idiot, who claimed that what was going on was not actual history, but that's besides the point. Bootstrap was raised for greatness.

The reason his mother raised him like this was that the head of the country, Jimmy Bob McCletus was one of Bootstrap's potential fathers, which meant that Bootstrap was eligable to compete in the leadership trials.

Bootstrap's biggest rival was his cousin Joesiphus, and the two were always fighting or leading gangs against each other, or building mud forts and saying stuff like "No girls allowed, that means you Joesiphus!"

So when the trials went down, all the candidates came forward, and each mother picked her favorite child to compete. It soon became clear to all that Bootstrap and Joesiphus were the only really plausible candidates, so one by one, children were pulled out until it was just the two youths.

The contest came down to the test of wits.

Joesiphus was asked: "Why are you the best candidate?"
Joesiphus answered: "because I am better than Bootstrap"

Bootstrap was asked: "Why are you the best candidate?"
Bootstrap responded: "My success isn't measured by another's faults"

The people were so impressed by that answer that he immediately became apprentice ruler and heir apparent. Joesiphus was given a lovely parting gift of a basket of figs, and went home to start his career as a farmer, he had no more hard feelings towards Bootstrap, he knew that Bootstrap would be better for the families of Gorpoopula than he could ever be...
 
Patwin is a real native american tribe in California, so I must apologize for the butchery of Patwin mythology and history I'm about to unload.

Patwin and Skybear

When mother earth was young, Patwin, a boy, wondered the many rivers, valleys, hills, and mountians Earth had laid before him. After some time, Patwin came to a valley more beautiful than any he had ever seen. The boy settled there and called it home, napo, or the Napa valley.

When the boy had become a man the great bear of the sky came down to speak with him. The great Bear of the sky was awesome in the eyes of Patwin. The great beast had a brilliant coat of stars and teeth and claws like the sickle of the moon. Skybear told Patwin to go out and find the peoples of the world and bring them here to this valley were they would live in peace and wealth under his guidance and protection. So Patwin gathered all the people and tribes he could find and brought them to napo where they became his people, the Patwin, living in peace under the stary coat of the great grizzly bear.

Napo, 2000BCE
 

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@ sheep; 2 questions-

1)when will the updat ebe?

2)will random events be inthe NES in any form?
 
Chokosee
Ruler/Player: Chonin / Thundercow
Government: Tribal Confederation
Age: Early Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 50 Clubmen
Navy: 5 Rafts
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistent
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:
Note: New Orleans
 
Ankh-Morpork
Ruler/Player: Pratrician Vetinari/Revoulouitonary
Government: Tribal Confederation
Age: Early Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 50 Clubmen
Navy: 5 Rafts
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistent
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:
Note: Ankh-Morpork bulit on the river Ankh (RL Berlin). City state full of traders and gulids and hail a curious god named Terry Pratchett

Sam Vimes looked out over the feilds next to Cut my own throat Dibbler, sure you wouldn't like another pie Sir? No thank you my drains dont need unblocking anymore. What I would like is to now what happens now? How you mean Sir? Vimes sighed... don't you ever wonder whats beyound the hills? Don't you ever feel the call to know the unknown, discover the undiscovered and to boldly go where no man has ever gone before? erm.....no.....not really. Sam walked off to find some other poor suckers to go off and explore...

(ok I now I took some er....inspiration from the discworld series and I dont claim to match Terry Pratchett but to those who know his books might be able to give me some ideas) Nice to be back, wow any of the old crowd still here?
 
Man, now everyone else is trying to get a pice of N. America. Off my continent! At least go to Mexico, or something.:p;)
 
Thundercow said:
This way America will be anything but a boring backwater.
:D

Hopfully we won't all be knocked out by small pox when the Europeans arrive, or when we arrive in Europe.:mischief:
 
Shang
Ruler/Player: King Tang
Government: Tribal City State Confederation
Age: Early Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled farming communities
Army: 50 Clubmen
Navy: 5 Rafts
Religion: Ancestor Worship
Culture: Okay, Agarian tribal city-states, proficient in bronze working...
Education: Nonexistent, Storytellers pass down knowledge
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:
Note: Louyang

Shang.jpg

The Shang Tribal capitol of Lou'yang and its surrounding regions
 
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