Prince_Imrahil
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- Jul 4, 2006
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MobBoss's Sig said:I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've lost it when people sympathize with lawyers. - George W. Bush

MobBoss's Sig said:I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've lost it when people sympathize with lawyers. - George W. Bush
something i found humourous and link to where it came from in the ---.Three Russian scientists stood around the skeletal remains of Ghengis Khan silently. Then, one of the most intellegent men in Russia spoke..."It won't work! Bone no conduct electricity!"
They stood in silence, pondering this, and then another scientist spoke..."I've got it! Wrap skeleton in metal! We make CYBORG ZOMBIE GHENGIS!"
"Da, da!" the third scientist said, "and we can...we can...put death rays in eyes! And rockets in fist! Make unstoppable!"
"And cannon in chest! AND MAKE FIFTY METERS TALL!"
"Brilliant! We must begin!" ---
Too bad it's longer than the rules allow for.
Whatever. Do you really think that I would go around telling people that their sigs are too long when mine was the same?
The rules are, five lines of default sized text @ 1024x768 resolution, full screen.
"It's like a shotgun that shoots flaming chainsaws... except you throw it."
Fëanor;5343015 said:i might add
"Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless people." -Cho Seung-Hui
but i doubt most people would understead my sarcasm and dark humor when quoting it and end up finding it deeply offensive.
(what kind of crazy moron compares himself to Jesus Christ when he has just murdered 2 people and is about to go on a killing spree? and then killing himself)
Clearlt, someone who is about to go on an insane murderous rampage is unlikely to be thinking what most people would call rationally.
Azash's sig said:Fail seven times, then GET DOWN! /dance /dance