Sli f ssi: f yilli

Err you don't have to type anything else in Faux other then the chapters.
 
ШhДt Д fДsciИДtiЙg stФЯУ! IsИ't gЗttiЙg Д cДtДphЯДct Д littlЭ Ьit ЦИЪДlДЙciИg, ФЯ hДs its pФЩЗЯ БЭЗЙ ЯЭdЦcЗd iИ thЭ mФd thДt ЧФЦ ДЯЗ plДУiЙg? ЧФЦ sДid thДt УФЦ ДЯЭ plДЧiИg Д "ЯЗgЦlДЯ" civ gДmЭ, ЬЦt i dФ ЙФt ЯЗcДll sЭЗiИg mЭЯcЗЙДЯiЭs fФЯ hiЯЗ iИ thЭ ЯЗДl gДmЭ.
 
I saw cataphract.
 
ДШЩ, cФmЗ ФИ, tlc, thЭЯЗ's ЙФthiИg ШЯФЙg Щith stДУiИg ФЙ tФpic. ДИd i'm ЙФt gЭttiИg ДЙЧ mЗЯcs, ЯЦssiД is tФЦgh ЭИФЦgh ДlЯЗДdУ.
 
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General Olaf

I'll be following this :goodjob:
 
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Duke of Britain

Wonder if you will kill every great general you get :rolleyes: could actually be a good rule to add? Russia use numbers, not brains!

oh, the reference is just the jokes about how everything in Soviet Russia is different from the west. (or was it the Slavs too?)
(Deleted my previous guesses, they were just loling)
 
oh, the reference is just the jokes about how everything in Soviet Russia is different from the west. (or was it the Slavs too?) <- i mention the jokes here :D

but well, it's the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.
 
Exactly! Here's your &#8226; cookie!
The reason it says "in tsarist russia, this joke does not work", is because the inventor of the joke made a normal American statement into something totalitarian. Like Stalin. Stalin was not Tsarist.
 
Well...I haven't posted here yet. I just realized that :D

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Yoshi: Your Supreme Ruler and Master
 
Well...I haven't posted here yet. I just realized that :D

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Mosher: Your Supreme Ruler and Master

:mischief:
 
Hey, you stole my line! :(
 
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tlc
 
CHAPTER somewhere in between 2&3: The Chatbox
&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia) has entered the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has entered the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has entered the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has entered the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has entered the game.

&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia): &#1064;&#1060;&#1065;, CIV'&#1047;D'S ST&#1044;&#1071;T&#1069;D TH&#1047; THI&#1071;D CH&#1044;PT&#1069;&#1071; &#1044;L&#1071;&#1047;&#1044;D&#1059;! M&#1044;&#1063;&#1068;&#1069; H&#1047;'LL C&#1060;MPL&#1069;T&#1047; THIS THI&#1048;G!
Charlie V (Germany): Dude, he können nicht possibly finish diese Geschichte!
Charles the Manager (France): Mais, Messeigneurs, you should stop breaking la 4éme mur, non?
Ragnar (Vikings): Who is this Civ'ed? Does he have any kystbyer?
&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia): &#1064;H&#1044;SS&#1044; &#1050;&#1059;ST&#1068;&#1063;&#1047;&#1071;?
Ragnar (Vikings): Unnskyld?
Charlie V (Germany): Was sprechen you guys about?
Charles the Manager (France): Excuse-moi? Can we not all speak in Eengleesh?
Everyone: What's English?
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): Go &#914;&#965;&#950;&#945;&#957;&#964;&#953;&#957;&#959;&#943;! Cataphracts &#956;&#945;&#962; &#952;&#945; &#954;&#965;&#946;&#949;&#961;&#957;&#942;&#963;&#949;&#953; &#964;&#959;&#957; &#954;&#972;&#963;&#956;&#959;!
Everyone: You really haven't been here have you...
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): trololo
Ragnar (Vikings): HA! I also have a Cataphract!
&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia): &#1059;&#1047;S, &#1068;&#1062;T TH&#1044;T'S &#1044; M&#1069;&#1071;C&#1047;&#1048;&#1044;&#1071;&#1063;. TH&#1069;&#1071;&#1047;'S &#1044; P&#1060;L&#1059;&#1049;&#1069;SI&#1044;&#1048; &#1060;&#1049;&#1047; &#1044;S &#1064;&#1069;LL, &#1044;&#1048;&#1063;&#1060;&#1049;&#1047; &#1065;&#1044;&#1048;T HIM?
Everyone: What's Polynesia?
&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia): TH&#1044;T IS &#1044; G&#1060;&#1060;D P&#1060;I&#1048;T. IT'S... &#1047;&#1071;... S&#1060;M&#1069;&#1064;H&#1047;&#1071;&#1069; &#1060;V&#1047;&#1071; TH&#1069;&#1071;&#1047;.
Everyone: We shall discuss this at a later date.
&#1071;&#1044;I&#1048;&#1068;&#1060;&#1064; ST&#1044;LI&#1049; (Russia) has left the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has left the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has left the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has left the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has left the game.

(note: this was not gameplay, just to show you guys how I might go on with this AAR, and just for laughs. Translations can be ordered here. they're completely free.)
 
Rainbow Staling, Just_Byzzie :lmao:
 
That is awesome.

Civ'ed, you do have a very real talent :)

...

That's priceless :lmao:
 
:lol:

This is great.
 
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