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[Civ'ed]

Good. UPDATE TIME!
Chapter 3 (yes, 3. Right? Almost sure. Not completely): Pulling a Lenin
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has entered the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has entered the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has entered the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has entered the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has entered the game.
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): SФ, ШHЗЯЭ ЩЗЯЭ ШЗ
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): Trolololo
Charles the Manager (France): JB, stop ze spamming, s'il vous plait. (cookie to the person who gets the reference in this case)
Charlie V (Germany): Ja, we'll have you kicked von der Discussion.
Ragnar (Vikings): Hei, Rainbow, is Tallinn a coastal city?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): УЦP. JЦST GФ ДFTЗЯ КФИIGSЬЭЯG, ШILL ЧФЦ?
Ragnar (Vikings): Ah, that part of Tyskland.
Charlie V (Germany): Excuse me? What hast du me gerade gennant?
Ragnar (Vikings): Well Soooory. Didn't know you would be angry at some Norwegian.
Charlie V (Germany): This insult must be paid for!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): GЦУS, JЦST STФP IT. ФЯ ЗLSЭ.
Charlie V (Germany): I beg your pardon?
Ragnar (Vikings): He said Gutter, bare stoppe den, eller annet.
Charlie V (Germany): DID YOU JUST CALL ME A GUTTER?
Ragnar (Vikings): :facepalm:
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): HЗУ GЦЧS, I JЦST DISCФVЭЯЗD HФШ TФ MДКЭ THЗ MФST ЬЭДЦTIFЦL ICФИS!

Spoiler P :

Ragnar (Vikings): That's nothing, ever seen one of my temples?

Spoiler P :

Charlie V (Germany): ORLY?
Ragnar (Vikings): YARLY
Charles the Manager (France): ORLY?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): УДЯLЧ
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) : huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Everyone: Just WHAT is wrong with this guy?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): ФH, HЗУ GЦЧS, TДLLIИЙ FФLLФШS THЭ ФИЗ TЯЦЭ FДITH! I'M ДLSФ ЬЦILDIЙG CФЦЯTHФЦSЗS! ДИD ЯЭSЗДЯCHIЙG HФЩ TФ ЪЦILD SHIPS!
Ragnar (Vikings): How's it coming along?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): SФMЗ ФF MУ ЯЭSЗДЯCHЭЯS SДИК IЙ Д PЯФTФTЧPЗ
Ragnar (Vikings): Just try kopiering dette fembøring
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): ФH THДИК УФЦ
Charles the Manager (France): O' 'ey Rainbow, is eet posseeble zat you could 'elp moi against ze Vikings?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): HФШ ДЬФЦT... ИФ.
Charles the Manager (France): You est un imbécile, un downright imbécile, a real (P-WORD)!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): УЗS. ДИD ЧФЦЯ PФIЙT IS?
Charles the Manager (France): Oh.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): huehuehue.
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has left the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has left the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has left the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has left the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has left the game.

 

[mayor]

you update like crazy, 3 updates+bonus in 2 days!!

(You don't hear me complaining though)

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

Before you start posting, sign this document (not in Faux). you will need to sign it if you want to post:
I, the signer of this document, hereby pledge not to spam this thread or go offtopic, I will not mention Ulm, not the p-word, not CYOA, not G.I Joe, not Cobra, not Transformers, not Politics, not taking this thread hostage. I realize that by doing so Civ'ed will abandon this thread and take his genius elsewhere.
Signed,
Tomorrow's Dawn

 

[Alexius08]

Я, подписатель да́нного докуме́нта, настоящим обеща́ю не разруша́ть э́ту ве́тку или поки́нуть из предме́та. Я не бу́ду упомина́ть Ульм, ни попуга́ев, ни CYOA, ни GI Joe, ни ко́бр, ни Трансформеры, ни поли́тику, ни предвещать взять на себя э́ту ве́тку. Я понима́ю что таким образом, Civ'ed бу́дет оставля́ть э́ту ве́тку и возьму́т свои́ на́выки в другое место.

Подписа́вший,
Товарищ Алексий Восьмой​

 

[Duke of Britain]

AWESOME!!!

 

[Civ'ed]

Hey, guys! It's that time of the day again! (I'm trying to churn out updates like crazy because next week I'll be on vacation)
Chapter 4: Rainbow's rickrollin' ya. (after, like, a few hours )
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has entered the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has entered the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has entered the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has entered the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has entered the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): huehuehuehuehue
Ragnar (Vikings): CAN JB PLEASE STOP SPAMMING?
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): trololol
Charlie V (Germany): Der Kerl hat not said a single word that made sense.
Charles the Manager (France): His pays is declining. and YOU wonder why he's un troll?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): GЦУS! I JЦST GФT PЯФMФTЗD TФ CHДTЬФЖ MФDЭЯДTФЯ!
Charlie V (Germany): Can you kick JB then?
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): huehuehue... (why do I not get to say something good, Civ'ed?)
(because you're going to fall soon.)
(aww)
Charlie V (Germany): Pleeeeeaaaaase? With extra Berliners?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TЯФФ... LФLФ... ФLФLФLФФФ....
Everyone: Wait what?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia):HTTP://ШЩШ.УФЦTЦЬЗ.CФM/ЩДTCH?V=ЪZДS1VMЧMTG
Everyone: Ah. So you made a robot?
Charlie V (Germany) [to chatbox mod other than ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ]: Hey, dude, Ich bin gerickrollt by this Bolshevik...
Chatboxmod: Looololooool
Charlie V (Germany): AAAAAAAAAARGH!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): HЗУ, ЧФЦ HДD THЭ MIИISTЯУ ФF FЦЙИЧ ШДLКS...
Charlie V (Germany): Nein, das war Monty Python.
Lifeofsomethingcompletelyflyingcircusdifferentbrian has entered the game
LOSTCFCDB: someone say my name?
Everyone: Didn't we lose you with that one CFC database?
LOSTCFCDB (who got the reference?): aww shucks.
Lifeofsomethingcompletelyflyingcircusdifferentbrian has left the game
Everyone: Odd world isn't it.
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): УДЧ I CДИ SДIL
Ragnar (Vikings): that's great!
Charles the Manager has left the game
Everyone: Wait what?

Spoiler On Charles the Manager's PC :

You have lost connection.
Charles the Manager: AAAAAAAAAARGH!

ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): MФЯЗ CДTHФLICS УДЧ!
Ragnar (Vikings): don't like Catholics. prevent me from killing.
Everyone: Awww
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): I GФT LITЗЯДTЦЯЭ!
Ragnar (Vikings): What's the big deal?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): I CДИ ЪЦILD Д ЩФЙDЗЯ ШHICH ДLLФЩS MЭ TФ CHДSЗ ШITCHЭS!
Charles the Manager (France) has joined the game
Smitetheheathens (Spain) has joined the game
Everyone: ah, CtM, you're back.
Smitetheheathens (Spain): Heeeeyyyy!
Everyone except Ragnar: Oh god.
Ragnar (Vikings): Oh Odin.
Smitetheheathens (Spain): DID I HEAR THE WORD ODIN! SMITE SMITE SMITE!
Everybody: :facepalm:
We'll see about this tomorrow!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has left the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has left the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has left the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has left the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has left the game.
Smitetheheathens (Spain) has left the game.
-----
Ulmer cookies to be won with:
a) what's the reference with lifeofsomethingcompletelyflyingcircusdifferentbrian?
b) who's Smittheheathens?

 

[Red_Spy]

B. You put in there that its Spain.

 

[Civ'ed]

exactly. Which LEADER is it?
EDIT: there's more than one Spanish leader in Synthesis, just so you know.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

a) what's the reference with lifeofsomethingcompletelyflyingcircusdifferentbrian?

I'm not sure, but it looks like (Monty Python's?) Flying Circus is surrounded by the "Life of Brian," which is the name of a Monty Python movie, except that it is not really the "Life of Brian" but is something which is completely different from it. What that something which is completely different really is, though, I am not sure, unless you mean that this particular thread has a similar level of hilarity as the movie but in a completely different manner.

exactly. Which LEADER is it?
EDIT: there's more than one Spanish leader in Synthesis, just so you know.

I am going to guess that it is Phillip II, since Spain will only switch to Franco when they are Fascist. At least if I'm wrong, I will help others to guess by narrowing down the possibilities.

LIИК TФ PЯФJЗCT SУЙTHЭSIS

Link to the Faux Cyrillic website that Civ'ed linked earlier

 

[Yoshiegg737]

B. I'll guess Izzy, then

 

[Duke of Britain]

It's Philip II of Spain
lol no, it's Izzy, Philip comes later

EDIT : DAMN YOU EXPIRED TOKENS!!!

 

[Civ'ed]

Yoshi has a cookie.
for a, try looking at the acronym of LOSTCFCDB and the text.

 

[Duke of Britain]

lol, Lost CFC Database?
it is a reference to when CFC lost their database in the past?

 

[Civ'ed]

Close, not close enough.
(There's something in the story that should help. between where LOSTCFCDB enters and leaves.)

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Perhaps you are referring to the fact that this very Mod itself (the one that you are playing with--Synthesis) was one of the files that got deleted when a hacker erased a bunch of not-backed-up files on CFC? I.e. If this Mod was deleted, and he was a character in this Mod, then he just got deleted and therefore cannot exist anymore and therefore must leave the conversation?

 

[Civ'ed]

no, the event never happened, it's meant as a joke. ONE MOAR GUESS. THEN QUESTION CLOSED.

 

[Red_Spy]

Is it Off Topic (The Sub Forum)?

 

[Civ'ed]

Like I said, it was never a real event.
In fact, the story is that they lost LOSTCFCDB with some CFC Database.
LOSTCFCDB - Lost CFC Database.
So practically, it's a pun on where he went. they lost him. with his chatbox username.

 

[Civ'ed]

So I've got nothing to do. UPDATE TIME!
Chapter 5: Gosh! Is that the time already?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has entered the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has entered the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has entered the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has entered the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has entered the game.
Smitetheheathens (Spain) has joined the game.
Charlie V (Germany): Ich werde own all of you!
Ragnar (Vikings): Geez, Charlie, couldn't you, du vet, learn English in those 2 days Civ'ed didn't update?
Smitetheheathens (Spain): SAME GOES FOR YOU YOU VIKING PAGANO, DUVETS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): What's a Pagano?
Ragnar (Vikings): DU VET MEANS YOU KNOW YOU SPANIARD!
Smitetheheathens (Spain): Your father was a squirrel!
Ragnar (Vikings): Your mother smelled of elderberries!
Smitetheheathens (Spain): AAAARGH PAGAN SPY IN MY HOME!!!!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW!!!
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): Lol, Ragnar's invented wikileaks a thousand years early .
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): ФH УЗДH, HЭ TЯФLLЗD ЧФЦ THЭЯЗ, SMITЭ!
Smitetheheathens (Spain): What's a wikileaks?
Charles the Manager (France): Well, it's this Aussie idea that everything should be allowed to the public.
Smitetheheathens (Spain): What's Aussie?
Ragnar (Vikings): It's this thing the English have been going on about for a while.
Smitetheheathens (Spain): Ah.
Everyone: Ok, Civ'ed, can you PLEASE rev up the game....
Civ'ed: Ok sure.
Ragnar (Vikings): Lol Rainbow, Tallinn is just inside your core area.
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL REVAL REVAL!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia):TДLLIИЙ! TДLLIИЙ! TДLLIИЙ!
Ragnar (Vikings):
Smiettheheathens (Spain): quite the tennis match isn't it?
Charles the Manager (France): Indeed. Maybe something to do in Paris, for later....
Smitetheheathens (Spain): Sure, my tennis players'll beat yours! And those swiss dudes...
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAL!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Charlie V (Germany): REVAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): TДLLIИЙ!
Smitetheheathens (Spain): Game set and match for Rainbow!
Charlie V (Germany): NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Ragnar (Vikings): 'fraid so.
Charlie V (Germany): WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY must Rainbow always be better? Now, to start planning that invasion...
Charles the Manager (France): Hmmmmmmmmmm..... We surrender already, Germany!
Charlie V (Germany): yerwhatyerwhatyerwhat? we aren't even in den Krieg!
Charles the Manager (France): I dunno, seems natural to do for me. Surrender.
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): ИФШ THIS IS FЦЙИУ...
Charlie V (Germany): What is?
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia): MЗ ДИD JЬ ДЯЭ THЗ ФЙLУ ФИЭS ДT PЗДCЭ ШITH ЯДGЙДЯ!
Ragnar (Vikings): And remember, my enemies... Your mother smelled of elderberries
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines): Wow.
Ragnar (Vikings): What?
Just_ Byzzie (Byzantines): As soon as you captured Konigsberg/Kaliningrad, France captured it.
Ragnar (Vikings): Awwww for crying out loud, CtM! Can't I keep my Prussia in peace?
Charles the Manager (France): Non.
Everyone: Better leave...
ЯДIИЬФШ STДLIЙ (Russia) has left the game.
Charlie V (Germany) has left the game.
Charles the Manager (France) has left the game.
Just_Byzzie (Byzantines) has left the game.
Ragnar (Vikings) has left the game.
Smitetheheathens (Spain) has left the game.

 

[Optical]

This is quickly becoming one of my favourite stories

Once again, nice work