Smilee Evolutions

[Swedishguy]

Swedish army -->

 

[sirtommygunn]

canadien navy ->

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Uzsbekistani Navy ->

 

[Love]

Isaelian army: Gaza army:

 

[sirtommygunn]

idiot army-->

 

[Swedishguy]

idiot army-->

Real idiot army -->

 

[Veritass]

In the beginning was the Word of God .

And God made the night and the day and the land and the sea, and eventually the animals , who enjoyed their athletics.

God thought the world needed a little something more, so he made a man and called him "Adam" . Adam was good , and Adam thanked God , and Adam loved God , and worshipped God . Adam was a cool dude and the Eden thing was a cool gig, but Adam was somewhat discontent .

So after another cup of , God made another little and decided to carve and rib out of Adam ....

 

[Veritass]

....and make Eve And it was good .

God said to Adam and Eve that they could do anything they wanted to in Eden , so long as they did not eat the forbidden fruit .

It was good for a while, but one day Satan came in the form of a snake and brought an offer to Eve . He told Eve that if she ate the forbidden fruit , she could be like God . Eve was curious, and eventually she ate the forbidden fruit and worse yet, she got Adam to eat the fruit as well .

 

[Veritass]

God went looking for Adam and Eve , but they were hiding . He asked them why they were hiding, and they said because they were naked . God knew they had eaten the fruit and He was angry . As Satan looked on with delight , God punished Adam and Eve and banished them from the Garden of Eden and told Eve that she would bear the pain of childbirth .

Adam and Eve begged God to let them stay, but he was too angry at them and banished them forever :thumbdown . Adam and Eve looked back at the garden to see it was guarded by two Angels bearing fiery swords .

 

[Love]

Then US came... Beated the crap out of god... Said that we should worship bush now

 

[Swedishguy]

But Knubb interfered , beat the crap out of the US army , and seized the day!

 

[Love]

FSM --> <--- Knubb

 

[ggganz]

O rly?
Ya rly.
No wai!!!
OH TEH NOES!

 

[kristopherb]

how much damage have i done now
wasn't me
benny(long story)
me like
my feet
iron maiden
stupid monty
wendle> <brian

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

This is Steve
steve in bar
Steve see lady
lady see steve
steve and lady sneak off to bathroom
lady's bf find steve and lady in bathroom
lady's bf bash steve on wall
steve flees
steve don't hear from lady for 9 months
steve learns from lady he is a father
steve goes nuts
:suicide: steve kills himself

 

[scy12]

It is Christmas's
. The kids , Bill and verginEmily are playing outside
They are making a snowman.
First the eyes ,
What do we put now on it , asks verginEmily
Ah , now we will put in it the nose , says Bill.
But this , doesn't look like a nose , says verginEmily.
You are right virginEmilly it looks like something else , wanna show you ,
says Bill ?
........

To be continued.

 

[carmen510]

9/11: Most of Western Word --> <--Al-Quaeda (Possibly Bush with his approval ratings)

Iraq Invasion: The US and UK --> <-- Iraq

Saddam's capture: US -> <-- Saddam

Now: Most of US:

Bush: and

Cheney:

Osama:

Iraq:

 

[Swedishguy]

Fear my punch!
Jesus Christ!
What the hell is this for a kind of smiley evolution?
Nya!

 

[Rambuchan]

Smiley Evolution for Creationists

Spoiler :

Excellent!