So I'm going to be a dad!

[bathsheba666]

Serious congratulations.

Mine is just about to leave, so 18 years have somehow gone.

If you want perspective, I can only suggest you read 'This Be The Verse' by Philip Larkin.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Mr. Town, I shall drink many micro-brewed root beers in your honor.

I can imagine you thinking "damn, that fetus is hung"

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Congratulations!

 

[Bulldog Bats]

Congratulations. With that stance - looks like a catcher to me.