So, when are you going to die?

[cgannon64]

I will die on...

November 2, 2065

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Drowning (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Auto-Erotic Aspyxiation, huh Perfection?

EDIT: Auto-Fellatio??? I'm not that acrobatic.

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
this is a fake, ppl who made this test are too superstitous

Why do you think this is in Humor and Jokes? It's not real.

My Grandfather smoked. Now I'm going to die of Cancer!

 

[Japanrocks12]

i still think that lonliness, auto-fellatio, and Auto-Erotic Aspyxiation
are funny

 

[Fanatix]

December 21, 2079

47% chance of cancer
11% chance of alien abduction

 

[Jimjam Jones]

The Ides of March, 2066. I'll be 78 years old

Better make my dental appointment for February instead

 

[Eli]

I'm trying to get the highest possible age :

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 21, 2089
at the age of 104 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

 

[china444]

July 3, 2059
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (16%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (7%)

 

[china444]

I am NEVER going to India or buying a dog now...

 

[Civanator]

I was just screwing around, and did 2 different dates, on 1900 and 1990, and according to, if I was born in 1900 it I am to die on Friday at an age of 19 from:
Contagious Disease 35%
Cancer 14%
Horrible Accident 7%

I wonder what happened the the other 44%?

if I was born in 1990, I was suppose to die 1992 at age of 2

 

[Japanrocks12]

Originally posted by china444
I am NEVER going to India or buying a dog now...

cmon china, india is the worst example of a third world country

I would worry about russia...

 

[G-Force Junkie]

One person who had one heart attack in my family caused me to die on July 11, 2059 at 71 with 17% heart attack, 13% terrible accident, 12% electrolysis, 9% cancer, 6% drowning, and 5% third-degree burns. Otherwise I would've died on September 4, 2067 at the age of 79.

 

[Smaasnekje]

Originally posted by Smaasnekje


My living grandfather wich is 83 is going to die on the 12th according to this test... I don't think so...

UPDATE Well, it's now the 14th, and my grandfather havent died yet.. In fact, today he was out removing spiders from the roof of his house..
No dying of cancer, not of heart attack not by alien abduction and certanly not of auto fellatio

Now It's hope for every one of you! The day you were supposed to die, you can send a mail to thespark.com and write
"Up your's sparks! I'm still alive!"

 

[Junzi Nicuzn]

72 Years Old, and a mere 15 days before my birthday

Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (16%)
Suicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Loneliness (7%)

Was not aware that Alien Abductions were lethal

 

[RoddyVR]

April 30, 2059
at the age of 78 years old.


Cancer (32%) (family history)
Heart Attack (13%) (proly cause i dont do anything)
Homicide (7%) (?????)
Alien Abduction (7%) (driving alone at night i guess)
Contagious Disease (6%) (???????)
Alcoholism (6%) (now this is just not right. i dont drink. maybe i answered the question wrong, and put yes instead of no)

 

[Eastern Knight]

November 25, 2067
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%) (No!!!!!!!!)
Heart Attack (14%) (No!!!!!!!)
Homicide (10%) (Not likely)
Alien Abduction (8%) (What the...?)
Drowning (5%) (Another reason I hate swimming)

 

[Mr. Dictator]

October 20, 2065

 

[brandonbowler]

November 29, 2054 is my death date. At the age of 76.

Cancer- 26%
Heart attack-12%
Alien Abduction-10%
Homicide- 8%
Third degree burns-7%
Horrible accident-7%

 

[Alex the Great]

January 24, 2071 At the ripe old age of 81 (3 days before my birthday) from
Cancer 22%:mutant:
Heart Attack 15%
Horrible Accident 12%
Homicide 9% :slay: [phaser]
Loneliness 6%
Confusion (!!) 6%

 

[bioartist]

I will die on May 9, 2063 at 77 years old.

Cancer (45%)
Lonliness (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Confusion (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

They're too optimistic....I doubt I'll live past 45 in my chosen line of work

 

[Bose]

Ha ha, can't believe this is still going strong... great work!

Keep 'em coming...