Fanatix
Mindless Drone
Winston, you're gonna die on my 82 birthday, but I won't be around
So, when are you going to die?
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andrewgprv
Second Class Citizen
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 7, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (16%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
March 7, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (16%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Qitai
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 10, 2054
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Why do we have to die from alien abduction? Maybe they will give me eternal life
November 10, 2054
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Why do we have to die from alien abduction? Maybe they will give me eternal life
Superevie
Latina Goddess™
Says I'm going until I'm 89! Woo hoo! Says I'll get cancer, most likely. Bummer. 
I was hoping it was going to be something cool like being 89 and having a heart attack while getting it on with my 25 year-old stud muffin. Ah, you can't win em all. I'm still living longer than all of you guys though. Don't know how to feel about that....
I was hoping it was going to be something cool like being 89 and having a heart attack while getting it on with my 25 year-old stud muffin. Ah, you can't win em all. I'm still living longer than all of you guys though. Don't know how to feel about that....
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
Originally posted by Superevie
Says I'm going until I'm 89! Woo hoo! Says I'll get cancer, most likely. Bummer.
I'd have to disagree with you there. Someone here will live a century
jack merchant
Internationalist
March 16, 2042 at the age of 65, most likely because of cancer (33%) or alcoholism (12%). Which is good, because I wan't looking forward to my retirement anyway 
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Chairman Meow
Class IV
This doesn't really have anything to do with that website, but one of the stranger ways of estimating how long something will last to 95% probability (this doesn't necessarily work very well for predicting individual human life spans, though) is to assume that the current time is random in the life span, and then to find the lower limit, divide by 39, and for the upper limit, multiply by 39, and it will give the remaining life span to 95% probability. For me, that formula predicts that I will live past Mar. 15, 2004, but I won't make it to Oct. 8, 2666.
Chairman Meow
Class IV
And the website predicts I will die on March 11, 2048, at the age of 62.
The Person
Deity +2
Wow, I must have set the youngest record.
I will die on July 22, 2060 at the age of 70 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (27%)
Homicide (7%):slay:
Alcoholism (5%)
(Honestly, i've never been drunk.)
Alien Abduction (5%)
A pity alien abduction is last on the list, because I of the ways listed, I would rather die of abduction than of a Heart Attack.
I will die on July 22, 2060 at the age of 70 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (27%)
Homicide (7%):slay:
Alcoholism (5%)
(Honestly, i've never been drunk.)Alien Abduction (5%)
A pity alien abduction is last on the list, because I of the ways listed, I would rather die of abduction than of a Heart Attack.
Grille
panel insect
Huh, still some years left until may 2, 2038. It says:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Thought it would have been:
Sudden fatal shock due to latest increment in cig taxation (120%)
So it'll be most likely cancer instead.
Well, I can live with that... erm... not.
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Thought it would have been:
Sudden fatal shock due to latest increment in cig taxation (120%)
So it'll be most likely cancer instead.
Well, I can live with that... erm... not.
#1 Person
The Cow
50% suicide
40% Homiced
10% 3rd deagree burns
Wierd
40% Homiced
10% 3rd deagree burns
Wierd
Sarevok
Civ3 Scenario Creator
I think ill be dead sometime in the next century i hope 
DS_Legionary
King
This is the day I will die.
April 14, 2050 at the ripe old age of 61. With the biggest percentage is being 38% chance of dying by a heart attack. Then 21% chance by cancer.
April 14, 2050 at the ripe old age of 61. With the biggest percentage is being 38% chance of dying by a heart attack. Then 21% chance by cancer.
Lol nice site
not bad
:
September 6, 2065
at the age of 87 years old.
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (16%) (this means??)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Editted: so many tests that that site haves, I did the personality test lol:
"Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you."
Editted second time, I have to post this one
Pickup test:
What's up frigidaire. You are 23% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go yeah wash my friend's hair.
FUN FACT...
people more pickup-able than you (97%)
people just as pickup-able as you (0%)
people less pickup-able than you (2%) <-------------
not bad
:September 6, 2065
at the age of 87 years old.
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (16%) (this means??)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Editted: so many tests that that site haves, I did the personality test lol:
"Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you."
Editted second time, I have to post this one
Pickup test:What's up frigidaire. You are 23% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go yeah wash my friend's hair.
FUN FACT...
people more pickup-able than you (97%)
people just as pickup-able as you (0%)
people less pickup-able than you (2%) <-------------
probably entered 0 sexual partners but you are able to touch your toes without bending your legs :jump:
Mine is to 77 years.
Interesting fact having worked in life insurance, you are least likely to die in your mid thirties than any other age, childhood health problems at the beginning, the risks teenage and young men take (driving fast, bungee etc etc), then into the boring safe thirties followed by old age beginning to kick in
Sarevok
Civ3 Scenario Creator
I dont know when i leave this damn world, but you will... right now!
holy king
Deity
March 3, 2032
at the age of 47 years old.
oh ****
at the age of 47 years old.
oh ****
Aphex_Twin
Evergreen
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Well, according to that I have a good oh... 3 seconds to live...
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