Some Like It Crazy

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

A BCLG/SaaM production. (I gave you top billing, no whining allowed)

SaaMsan was restless that night at the bar. He couldn't get to sleep, so he went for a walk. Making sure not to wake Qui, he left the room and took a stroll. It was a pleasant night. Except for one thing. The lights in the hut of the Chieftan (or the Chieftess, as she insisted on being called) were still on. Michiko must still be awake. SaaMsan poped his head in, knocked and Michiko saw it was him.
"Evening, oh Chauvinistic One." joked out Michiko.
"Evening" responded SaaMsan. "What's the matter."
"Oh, just pressing matters of state. You know, domestic issues, angry letters from protesters saying a woman cant be the Chieftan, War with the Iroquoi, irrigating patterns. The regular" said Michiko.
"Waiiit... what was that third one?" asked SaaMsan
"WAR, Dufus-rexus." replied Michiko. "Japanatica is under attack."
"Oy....." said SaaMsan. That was all that managed to come out. SaaMsan left before Michiko could say anything funny about it.

As SaaMsan walked back to Qui, thoughts flooded his head. 'War? But how? What does this mean? What's going to happen?' While he was walking, SaaMsan bumped into a shadowy figure.
"SaaMsan", it called out in an authoritative matter "your country needs you. You have been selected to be the spy on the Iroquoi. The Boys tell us that you're a quick thinking individual, but they also tell us that the Iroquoi are working to get alliances with the Babylonians and Romans. This would heat up this semi-cool war we've secretly had going on with them for the last thirty years. Your country has called, son. Do you accept the charges?"
SaaMsan was perplexed "Charges? Semi-Cool War?"
"Look around you, SaaMsan" the figure continued. "War has been in the works for decades. Only now has it spilled over because some bozos in the Hroslin decided to attack. We need you and other agents of your choice to go sabatoge the Iroquoi plan. Do you accept?"
"Well, I suppose, but.."
"Good. You leave tomorrow morning. Tell only those you must about this. Goodbye SaaMsan." And with that, the figure disapeared.
'...the hell?' thought SaaMsan. 'What was that?'
Not wanting to wake Qui, SaaMsan went to BCLGs house to tell him.
BCLG heard the entire story. He said to SaaMsan...

Well, here you are. A spy flick. Work with it!
SaaM

 

[BCLG100]

"you wake me at this time to tell me what happened to you after having one too many white wine spritzers?" bclg shouted. it was not an hour later until BCLG had finnally calmed down and SaaMsan had canged his trousers (he had been a bit unexpected for bclg's reply)
"well what do you propose we do? we could go in silently and murder hiawatha while he sleeps, we always have the 12 interns which we could use, before we go i propose we visit Octavians place, his errr... ladies specialise in err.... pressure removal." after SaaMsan had no qualms about doing this they set off on the way towards the temple.

On the way there however was a very difficult road, it had been raining all day and therefore become very muddy and on there way there bclg and SaaMsan were jumped in the dark and as both got clubbed round the head the last thing bclg remembered seeing was a club coming straight towards his face and the last thing he remembered hearing was
"o-o that gotta hurt, home ru...... ow my head" in what he thought was SaaMsan's voice.
"it doesnt seem to knock him out, its as if theres nothing in there" someone said in an unrecognisable gruff voice.
"just keep hitting him until it does" replied extra number 2.

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

SaaMsan and BCLG were knocked unconcious by two nameless extras. These guys didnt even have nametags (for shame!)
They were taken to an evil lair, but the lair was not evil enough to have added security. They easily escaped by telling the two nameless extras that there was a pizza at the door.
SaaMsan wonders 'What was that about?"
BCLG replies "I dunno"
"But that was.. inner monolouge?" queeries SaaMsan.
"I suppose..." says BCLG. "But for the sake of the story, look!" BLCG Points "Its Octavian V and Ankka! Maybe they can help ease this story along and get us to the Iroquois land!"

 

[Ankka]

Ankka had heard what SaaMsan and BCLG had told, but still didn't have a clue on what was going on.

Something about sabotauging some Iroquois war plan... but how would that happen? Ankka didn't have the slightest clue.


But, as it had always been so that with SaaMsan something always happened, Ankka decided to join the merry party.

 

[BCLG100]

OOC but the merry party just got jumped so your going to have to 'un' jump us

 

[JackA]

Jack came along and discover Laughing in a room so went in and crashed right into Annaka who was holding a cup of Sake and it spilled over Jacks head.

 

[Ankka]

OOC but the merry party just got jumped so your going to have to 'un' jump us

OOC I just didn't get the point...

 

[BCLG100]

what of unjumping us? so the story could progress and adds some feasable way of joining in the story other than just meeting up for a drink

 

[Ankka]

Ankka unjumps BCLG and SaaM and starts thinking of a way to get to Romania... but he doesn't have a map and hasn't travelled really, so he doesn't know how he could help.

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

SaaMsans weirdo unidentified guy comes to him in the night and says "Screw it. We're signing a peace treaty soon. Go have fun in the temple pretending to be a mafioso. Forget about spying, son."

And so the thing ended before anyone could get to the Iroquois land.

 

[JackA]

Jack Ijuno came in and showed evryone a poster that said: Come to the Training Camp on 432nd Tonkgwua St,

 

[Ankka]

Ankka wonders what actually is going on... maybe he should read the Japanatika Shimbun and the other DG5 forums too, not just this RPG - place...

 

[BCLG100]

ditto, is it that SaaMsan cant be arsed? or is it that were actually signing a peace treaty?

 

[JackA]

Jack Ijun Trips on Anaka!

 

[Ankka]

Ankka wonders who this guy is who is all lthe time running around and tripping on him...

OOC: And it's Ankka, not Anaka.

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

@BCLG: check the TC. its been dealt.
now, on to the murder mystery!

 

[JackA]

Jack say ssorry i am drunk and i am pround if it Ankka! i need heeeeeeeeeelp!

 

[BCLG100]

wow crap maybe i should start playing this thing known as 'the demogame' some more.

 

[Ankka]

Ah, who cares as long as the RPG is good and we know where Japanese.