Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
A BCLG/SaaM production. (I gave you top billing, no whining allowed)
SaaMsan was restless that night at the bar. He couldn't get to sleep, so he went for a walk. Making sure not to wake Qui, he left the room and took a stroll. It was a pleasant night. Except for one thing. The lights in the hut of the Chieftan (or the Chieftess, as she insisted on being called) were still on. Michiko must still be awake. SaaMsan poped his head in, knocked and Michiko saw it was him.
"Evening, oh Chauvinistic One." joked out Michiko.
"Evening" responded SaaMsan. "What's the matter."
"Oh, just pressing matters of state. You know, domestic issues, angry letters from protesters saying a woman cant be the Chieftan, War with the Iroquoi, irrigating patterns. The regular" said Michiko.
"Waiiit... what was that third one?" asked SaaMsan
"WAR, Dufus-rexus." replied Michiko. "Japanatica is under attack."
"Oy....." said SaaMsan. That was all that managed to come out. SaaMsan left before Michiko could say anything funny about it.
As SaaMsan walked back to Qui, thoughts flooded his head. 'War? But how? What does this mean? What's going to happen?' While he was walking, SaaMsan bumped into a shadowy figure.
"SaaMsan", it called out in an authoritative matter "your country needs you. You have been selected to be the spy on the Iroquoi. The Boys tell us that you're a quick thinking individual, but they also tell us that the Iroquoi are working to get alliances with the Babylonians and Romans. This would heat up this semi-cool war we've secretly had going on with them for the last thirty years. Your country has called, son. Do you accept the charges?"
SaaMsan was perplexed "Charges? Semi-Cool War?"
"Look around you, SaaMsan" the figure continued. "War has been in the works for decades. Only now has it spilled over because some bozos in the Hroslin decided to attack. We need you and other agents of your choice to go sabatoge the Iroquoi plan. Do you accept?"
"Well, I suppose, but.."
"Good. You leave tomorrow morning. Tell only those you must about this. Goodbye SaaMsan." And with that, the figure disapeared.
'...the hell?' thought SaaMsan. 'What was that?'
Not wanting to wake Qui, SaaMsan went to BCLGs house to tell him.
BCLG heard the entire story. He said to SaaMsan...
Well, here you are. A spy flick. Work with it!
SaaM
SaaMsan was restless that night at the bar. He couldn't get to sleep, so he went for a walk. Making sure not to wake Qui, he left the room and took a stroll. It was a pleasant night. Except for one thing. The lights in the hut of the Chieftan (or the Chieftess, as she insisted on being called) were still on. Michiko must still be awake. SaaMsan poped his head in, knocked and Michiko saw it was him.
"Evening, oh Chauvinistic One." joked out Michiko.
"Evening" responded SaaMsan. "What's the matter."
"Oh, just pressing matters of state. You know, domestic issues, angry letters from protesters saying a woman cant be the Chieftan, War with the Iroquoi, irrigating patterns. The regular" said Michiko.
"Waiiit... what was that third one?" asked SaaMsan
"WAR, Dufus-rexus." replied Michiko. "Japanatica is under attack."
"Oy....." said SaaMsan. That was all that managed to come out. SaaMsan left before Michiko could say anything funny about it.
As SaaMsan walked back to Qui, thoughts flooded his head. 'War? But how? What does this mean? What's going to happen?' While he was walking, SaaMsan bumped into a shadowy figure.
"SaaMsan", it called out in an authoritative matter "your country needs you. You have been selected to be the spy on the Iroquoi. The Boys tell us that you're a quick thinking individual, but they also tell us that the Iroquoi are working to get alliances with the Babylonians and Romans. This would heat up this semi-cool war we've secretly had going on with them for the last thirty years. Your country has called, son. Do you accept the charges?"
SaaMsan was perplexed "Charges? Semi-Cool War?"
"Look around you, SaaMsan" the figure continued. "War has been in the works for decades. Only now has it spilled over because some bozos in the Hroslin decided to attack. We need you and other agents of your choice to go sabatoge the Iroquoi plan. Do you accept?"
"Well, I suppose, but.."
"Good. You leave tomorrow morning. Tell only those you must about this. Goodbye SaaMsan." And with that, the figure disapeared.
'...the hell?' thought SaaMsan. 'What was that?'
Not wanting to wake Qui, SaaMsan went to BCLGs house to tell him.
BCLG heard the entire story. He said to SaaMsan...
Well, here you are. A spy flick. Work with it!
SaaM