In our last session, the 'empire' of Moscow had reached the Industrial ages and
was laying down rails. With no 'milnet' needed, this went extremely quickly

Egypt was becoming the world superpower and made us look like a speck on the map.
In 1545, we finish Communism, and Abe will pay 54gpt for it. Egypt lacks iron? hah!
What will she give for it? Industrialization (!!!!), and Spices and Salpeter? And wait,
if you order now she'll throw in 8gpt and Furs too? Sheeeesh, knock yourself out Cleo.
I can't build swordsmen if I'm working on the factory, you take my iron (You would
come and get it yourself if you really wanted it, wouldn't you?!) Good timing, with
Mil Academy due, I can switch to Suffrage, due in 13. Oddly, the very next turn, Cleo
demands tribute of 100g. That would be like paying Industrialization for ONE round of
Iron. I pay, considering it a small kickback for her generous deal. Doing well with
cash, it's finally time for embassies. Most capitals are pretty weak, including German
on wealth

Abe turns polite, the first non-furious face we've seen all game??!
In 1600, We complete Universal Suffrage in Moscow! (Where else?!) Now we can warmonger
all day long

Ten years later Canton flips to us! Too bad we have to abandon it.
Abe is feeling bad about being polite, so he wants 100g for our friendship. Ok...
Civs have researched Electricity and Combustion, and Iro show up with just one, time for
a two-fer-one deal. We get both, shed some cash, then finish our coal plant.
Amidst much fighting in the world, we hit size 20 and start the Military Academy.
Egypt and France are the first with Replaceable Parts. A HUGE stack of Egyptian units
are on the move, so I buy Rep Parts immediately. Turns out they're after the Chinese.
(phew). We get Sci Method too, and start ToE, due in just 5! Do we have rubber?
Of COURSE not. As we're so small, just 91g gets it for us from Egypt.
In 1680, after watching the absolute beating China is taking at the hands of Egypt,
I feel sick about doing this but... I *GIVE* them Replaceable Parts. I don't need Egypt
any bigger! Next turn, seeing no upgrades, I give him a few hundred gold for upgrades!
When ToE arrives we take Atomic and Electronics. Moscow's borders expand well over the
horses now (sure, now that we don't need them). We start Hoovers, to deny it to Egypt.
Babs pay 174gpt (!) for Atomic, so we sell it to them and others, keeping Electronics.
After a few turns of building, I'm scared it will get demanded anyway, so I sell it,
then in 1735, we complete the Hoover Dam. Almost the whole world is now allied with
Egypt vs China. I'm glad it wasn't us they chose as a dogpile target. Refining comes in
and we see we lack yet another strategic resource. Who made dis map??!!
By 1754 Egypt and a lot of the world are Communist, slowing the tech pace.
Within 8 years, the China are gone. The AI are spending money on military like
mad. The richest civ besides us is France with 277g. We have 14,648, +166gpt.
Looking at the culture situation, we have 12.6K +78cpt, putting us due between 1950
and 1970, if we live that long

That's about 100 turns. Diplo is out, as we've
gone to war with every civ on the planet except Abe. Space might be doable, but would
depend if they ended up all Commie, or a leader in Democracy.
In 1810 we see our next tribute demand, from the vile Cleo. For the sake of finishing
this game before the deadline, we're playing "nice boy" now, and give in.
Radio comes in, we're approaching Modern Era and the ZUlus still lack Metallurgy!
Over the next 50 years it's quiet for us except Egypt's monstrous civ-culture keep
pushing back our borders as they settle closer and closer. By 1854, a dogpile against
the Germans sees them wiped out. Our pres points his finger at Zulus "Cleo, get HIM next!"
She next decides to go after... Americans (phew).
In 1870 we enter the modern era when we buy Motorized Transport from Abe. Our free tech
is... Ecology! Cool! A choice the AI neglects, I can wait until TWO other techs are
reseached by other civs and trade for them when I have a monopoly and they don't.
That's IF it doesn't get demanded in Tribute first. She asks to trade her TM for my
TM+Ecology! Ouch! No thanks. At least it wasn't a tribute. Out curiousity, I look to see
how my little military compares with others. 83 units. Average to Iroquois! Strong to
France, Babylon, America and Zulu! Weak only to Egypt! Oh MY!!!
In 1904 the French discover (and trade) Fission, and start the UN. Ecology to France for
Rockety, Fission and 1750g. Ecology to Babs for 1120g+124gpt, Rocketry to America for
Uranium, Coal and Amphib Warfare. Ecology to Egypt for 2020g+Aluminum+Saltpeter.
(Of COURSE we have no uranium and no aluminum) Actually we colonize Uranium to the
SE briefly, before an Egyptian city expands borders to consume it.
In happy new, we upgrade *50* units to Mech Infantry! NOBODY is going to take us down
now, it's all over but the fat lady (Cleopatra) singing!!

In fact, with a stronger army than anyone but Egypt, we could take out several small
countries with our force. On a different day, with more time, in more of a bloodthirsty
mood, I would try the path of conquesting my continent, starting with Egypt.
The UN completes in Moscow in 1916. No thanks, too many enemies. (After the game I check
to see... Cleo is of course our foe, and the only non-abstention is the Iroquois for
Cleo, as they're fighting America together. All others hate BOTH of us and abstain)
In 1934 we grab SETI too. That means we beat all other civs, from *scratch*, to *TWO*
wonders!!!

Our culture is now 18,593 in Moscow. ~20 turns left!!
Next turn Alexandria finishes the Manhattan Project, displaying how evil her leader is!
Twenty years later New Zimbabwe wants to be subject to the authority of Russia. I can't
blame them, but *rebuff* the flip this time. Egypt then declares war on the Zulu.
In 1958, We have 19,971 culture with +92cpt. Yet we have the second strongest military
in the world, with 90 very modern units. Synth Fiber monopoly due in 9 turns too

It's tempting, but 'next turn' results in...
Cultural Victory in 1959!!

Cleo says "You're the big dog now!"
We're the top city, with NINE wonders: Pyramids, Great Library, Copernicus, Bach's,
Suffrage, Hoover, ToE, UN, SETI. We scored top in military service, literacy,
life expectancy, and essentially last in everything else.
Final score: An abysmal 650, won't even show up on the board.
"Catherine the Foolish" !!?

Twas a fun game anyway.
Here's the progression of history in the minimap. It doesn't look odd except when you
think about how tiny China and Germany and Zulu are.
Charis
(EDIT - I had Colossus instead of Copernicus above

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