Spork or Foon?

What do you call it?

  • Spork

    Votes: 36 54.5%
  • Foon

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • Runcible Spoon

    Votes: 2 3.0%
  • Man, you really need a girlfriend.

    Votes: 25 37.9%

  • Total voters
    66
Runcible Spoon definately.
 
Spork, although it serve's neither of it's functions very well. In fact I haven't seen one in years.
 
Spork *10 character*
 
No, you must have the answer to this before you get a girlfriend. Then when you take her out to eat and drop this utensil on the floor you will know what to call it when you go to the counter to ask for another. :smug:
 
No, seriously, you really need to get a girlfriend.





Even if it is just her -> :queen:

 
The Church of Spork said:
The Foon: These "foons" are a hideous alterization of the one true Spork, which makes them evil, for they are an attempt to change the face of The Almighty Spork and replace it with some kind of horrid graven image. This is rising as one of the Spork's greatest enemies. And the Spork does not take kindly to His unholy counterparts...
Well, that's an interesting viewpoint...
IglooDude said:
No, seriously, you really need to get a girlfriend.
Is your avatar available?
 
classical_hero said:
Who really cares what it is called? This has to be one of the most pointless discussions I have ever seen. :crazyeye: :mad: :rolleyes: :aargh: :wallbash: :spank: :dubious:
Who really cares what anything is called? Who cares if I call a, say, "weasel" a "blender"? Who cares if I call a "calligraphy pen" an "electoral college"? Because words are what we use to call things. If no one agreed that we call certain things certain names and other certain things other certain names, it would be chaos. CHAOS, I tell you!

(And I'm sure there are more pointless discussions. There must be.)
 
I have always called it a Splade. I don't know why, but that's what I've been taught by my parents and my German teacher agrees so it can't be a totally unheard-of term.

Since my option is not there, I would normally not vote... But you probably need a girlfriend man :lol:
 
SeleucusNicator said:
Spork. There has never been, is not, and will never be anything called a foon.
what he said.

classical_hero said:
Who really cares what it is called? This has to be one of the most pointless discussions I have ever seen. :crazyeye: :mad: :rolleyes: :aargh: :wallbash: :spank: :dubious:
Welcome to the OT.

Ren said:
I have always called it a Splade. I don't know why, but that's what I've been taught by my parents and my German teacher agrees so it can't be a totally unheard-of term.

Since my option is not there, I would normally not vote... But you probably need a girlfriend man :lol:
My mum calls it that too. but she is wrong, as are you. it's a spork.
 
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