Would you have a relationship with a woman who earned ~3 times more than you?

[civ_king]

And working full time as a home-maker particularly conductive to having a "well-paying career", least of all when your brood hits the 2-figure mark.

pfft my Mom manages to work full time and there is three of us

 

[sophie]

hyphenating last names is so fugly i refuse to consider it in any situation.

Relationships are all about making compromises. You'd be surprised what you'd consider if you loved her enough.

If my wife's last name is sufficiently cool I'll definitely change. My last name as of now is pretty meh.

Dude, your last name is awesome! It makes you sound like you could be a news anchor!

I would never change my last name - it goes too well with my first name. Middle name is up for grabs, though, that's fine. My middle name is somewhere between "indifferent" and "dumb" anyway.

Yeah, you do have a pretty badass first/last name combo going there.

Me, I'd prefer to keep my last name, but I've always been more of a go with the flow kind of guy. And no, that doesn't mean my wife is going to be kidnapped by a face-stealer.

 

[madviking]

Dude, your last name is awesome! It makes you sound like you could be a news anchor!

I'm not Ron Burgundy.

 

[sophie]

I'm not Ron Burgundy.

"For all of us here at Channel 6 News, I'm Ron Enson!"

Sounds pretty badass to me!

 

[madviking]

"For all of us here at Channel 6 News, I'm Ron Enson!"

Sounds pretty badass to me!

Unfortunately, I'm not majoring in broadcasting.

 

[sophie]

Unfortunately, I'm not majoring in broadcasting.

Technically you aren't majoring in anything.

 

[madviking]

Technically you aren't majoring in anything.

Spoiler :

BUT I AM IN THE ENGINEERING SCHOOL RAWR RAWR RAWR

 

[civ_king]

"For all of us here at Channel 6 News, I'm Ron Enson!"

Sounds pretty badass to me!

That is a pretty cool name, his parents chose wisely

Spoiler :

BUT I AM IN THE ENGINEERING SCHOOL RAWR RAWR RAWR

I'm sure there is engineering for broadcasting or at least telecommunications

 

[LucyDuke]

pfft my Mom manages to work full time and there is three of us

And you couldn't, but your baby-mama should...


Eh, whatever, this won't go anywhere.

 

[illram]

Of course. Why not?

 

[MobBoss]

I don't know if you're joking or not...

Aren't conservatives normally of the opinion it's the man's responsibility to be the breadwinner?

No, i'm not joking. And I am about to retire from the military in the next few years and wouldnt object to being a trophy husband at all. I would revel in it in fact.

 

[madviking]

I'm sure there is engineering for broadcasting or at least telecommunications

Nope.

 

[civ_king]

And you couldn't, but your baby-mama should...


Eh, whatever, this won't go anywhere.

She works 40, I'll probably work 80

 

[LucyDuke]

I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you.

 

[civ_king]

I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you.

My dad has done 100+ hour weeks before

 

[IglooDame]

I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you.

Aw, nuts, now that song is going to be going through my head all day.

 

[Traitorfish]

pfft my Mom manages to work full time and there is three of us

I said "not particularly conductive", not "renders impossible".

She works 40, I'll probably work 80

That must be a hell of a chat-up line.

 

[Racsoviale]

I would prefer if she made 3x's as much as I do, then I would stay home and play video games all day.

As long as I HAD an income, yes. I couldn't care less what she made.

I like these two answers the best

 

[civ_king]

I said "not particularly conductive", not "renders impossible".


That must be a hell of a chat-up line.

I meant my Mom works 40

 

[Butterball]

I'm 75 years old and would love to become a boy toy.