Sheep
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Can I join as Napoleon France?
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Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
I believe Panda is France
Sheep
Orange Shrooms!
IF he does not come back I shall take it France is the only nation that appeals to me in this nes.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
NVMNVMNVMNVMNVM
naervod
My current user title
Um why would he not come back? He was here about 5 hours ago.
Insane_Panda
Deity
Im here.......
SKILORD
Insurgent
Stormbringer said:
To: Russia
From: Sweden
Leearn our manners? You absurd little pig, we are not the ones imprisoning foreign nationals. If you could deal with us appropriately then perhaps you would be worthy of an apology but you deny us a treaty of non-agression and then, through your agressive foreign policy, you try to victimize yourself and make Sweden out to be thd agressor. Let me put the myth of Swedish agression to rest.
Sweden in no way intends to invade Russia, even if hostilities were declared by the Russians.
There, how else can I emphasis my non-agression!? You would have me as your toad, and I will be no such thing. This, my friend, is Sweden, not some other, easily bullied nation.
I again apologise for any percieved slights, in order to firmly demonstrate my pacifism.
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
To Sweden:
Might I remind you that Russia poseses an army 6 times as large as yours and has France as an ally with an army 7 times that of yours. That allows me to have an agressive foreign policy towards you. I do not feel like signing a NAP with you, and I will not. And your attempts to bully me into it will only result with more agressive actions from Russia. If you have no intentions of attacking Russia then I sucgest you sit tight and pary that we forgive you for your insults.
Might I remind you that Russia poseses an army 6 times as large as yours and has France as an ally with an army 7 times that of yours. That allows me to have an agressive foreign policy towards you. I do not feel like signing a NAP with you, and I will not. And your attempts to bully me into it will only result with more agressive actions from Russia. If you have no intentions of attacking Russia then I sucgest you sit tight and pary that we forgive you for your insults.
SKILORD
Insurgent
To: Russia
From Sweden
Are your numbers supposed to be intimidating? Should Sweden be shaking now in her boots? SHE WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!. We demand that you release our embassy personell from your Russian GULAG! We permit you your tyranny against yoyur own people, but you WILL NOT IMPRISON SWEDES!!! Sweden will never give in to Russian intimidation. We will, if the Swedish Embassy members are not released, cease viewing Russia as a nation and will forget recognition. Under such an event Russian ships in Swedish ports will be siezed and held ransom to the highest bidder, the crew sent to France.
From Sweden
Are your numbers supposed to be intimidating? Should Sweden be shaking now in her boots? SHE WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!. We demand that you release our embassy personell from your Russian GULAG! We permit you your tyranny against yoyur own people, but you WILL NOT IMPRISON SWEDES!!! Sweden will never give in to Russian intimidation. We will, if the Swedish Embassy members are not released, cease viewing Russia as a nation and will forget recognition. Under such an event Russian ships in Swedish ports will be siezed and held ransom to the highest bidder, the crew sent to France.
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
To Sweden:
First of all we do not care if Sweden is scared or not. We have something to back our words with, Sweden on the other hand lacks that ability. Your citizens are not in Gulags, they are in their homes in St. Petersburg under house arrest. Once the crisis is over they will be released, but for now they are the guarantee of the safetey of Russian personel and ships currently in Sweden.
As for your threats to cease recognition, they caused quite a laugh here at the ministry of foreign affairs. We do not care if you view Russia as a nation or not. You can stop diplomacy, but it will only hurt you. And when soldiers are burning Stockholm it will matter little weather your government recognizes the country they belong to as a nation or not.
In addition, we warn you not to put any threats against our ships to practice, as if you start seizing Russian ships it will be seen as an act of war, and this diplomatic war will turn into a real war, in which, for reasons already mentioned, Sweden has very few chances to win.
Most Sincerely,
Vecheslav Smirnov, Russian Foreign Minister
First of all we do not care if Sweden is scared or not. We have something to back our words with, Sweden on the other hand lacks that ability. Your citizens are not in Gulags, they are in their homes in St. Petersburg under house arrest. Once the crisis is over they will be released, but for now they are the guarantee of the safetey of Russian personel and ships currently in Sweden.
As for your threats to cease recognition, they caused quite a laugh here at the ministry of foreign affairs. We do not care if you view Russia as a nation or not. You can stop diplomacy, but it will only hurt you. And when soldiers are burning Stockholm it will matter little weather your government recognizes the country they belong to as a nation or not.
In addition, we warn you not to put any threats against our ships to practice, as if you start seizing Russian ships it will be seen as an act of war, and this diplomatic war will turn into a real war, in which, for reasons already mentioned, Sweden has very few chances to win.
Most Sincerely,
Vecheslav Smirnov, Russian Foreign Minister
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: Omg, SKILORD and stormbringer's arguement has nearly passed 1 page... That's the most in recent nes history....
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
OOC: Sorry, sorry, we'll stop. But we are all waiting for the update, and this is entertaining, and not complete spam.
SKILORD
Insurgent
To: Russia
From: Sweden
You sorely underestimate the strength of the swedish nation, can every Swedish soldier kill seven Russians easily? I have no doubt. Could Russia send their entire army to Sweden overland? Will Sweden make it hell for Russian ships to land? Sweden is not the easily defeated nation that you fantisize of when you are pushing the poorly fed Russian women you call soldiers around through drills and chugging Vodka. No, Sweden is not going to play dead for the sake of a Russian Army, your guns are hardly frightening! Sweden would make you pwned. That's a promise, not a threat. Now release our nationals and send them home or else I will view their imprisonment as an act of war and I WILL HAVE NO RESERVATIONS IN WITHDRAWING RECOGNITION AND SIEZING SHIPS!!
I want this war far less than you do, you have made clear that I have nothng to gain and everything to loose, and I face a far stronger foe, but I will not wait and see my nationals imprisoned!!!!!
to: The World
From: Sweden
Russia is pretty mean, there is nothing to denote their innocence as they attempt to start a conflict.
From: Sweden
You sorely underestimate the strength of the swedish nation, can every Swedish soldier kill seven Russians easily? I have no doubt. Could Russia send their entire army to Sweden overland? Will Sweden make it hell for Russian ships to land? Sweden is not the easily defeated nation that you fantisize of when you are pushing the poorly fed Russian women you call soldiers around through drills and chugging Vodka. No, Sweden is not going to play dead for the sake of a Russian Army, your guns are hardly frightening! Sweden would make you pwned. That's a promise, not a threat. Now release our nationals and send them home or else I will view their imprisonment as an act of war and I WILL HAVE NO RESERVATIONS IN WITHDRAWING RECOGNITION AND SIEZING SHIPS!!
I want this war far less than you do, you have made clear that I have nothng to gain and everything to loose, and I face a far stronger foe, but I will not wait and see my nationals imprisoned!!!!!
to: The World
From: Sweden
Russia is pretty mean, there is nothing to denote their innocence as they attempt to start a conflict.
SKILORD
Insurgent
alex994 said:
OOC: I'm not sure he's not impressed. Anyways, I am pretty impatient for an update. Where's Azale?
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
OOC: Alex, if before this was just an argument, now people are threatening war, so this is not spam at all
To Sweden:
I will ignore the new insults you threw at us. Russia will release the personel of the embassy, the diplomats will be held as they have been charged with several crimes and will be tried. If you see this as an act of war we are awaiting a formal declaration of war, however we believe that Sweden has more sence of self preservation than to declare war on Russia. We remind you again that any attack on Russian shipping will be seen as an act of war.
Orders Again (Sorry Azi)
Free the embasy personal
Hold the Diplomats prisoner
Close Ports to Swedish ships
Warn all ships to stay away from Sweden
Guard the Embassy in Stockholm, protect the diplomats there
To Sweden:
I will ignore the new insults you threw at us. Russia will release the personel of the embassy, the diplomats will be held as they have been charged with several crimes and will be tried. If you see this as an act of war we are awaiting a formal declaration of war, however we believe that Sweden has more sence of self preservation than to declare war on Russia. We remind you again that any attack on Russian shipping will be seen as an act of war.
Orders Again (Sorry Azi)
Free the embasy personal
Hold the Diplomats prisoner
Close Ports to Swedish ships
Warn all ships to stay away from Sweden
Guard the Embassy in Stockholm, protect the diplomats there
SKILORD
Insurgent
To Russia:
From: Sweden
The diplomats in Stockholm were offered a chance to evacuate to France in the beginning of this crisis, as a reaction to your barbarism with my own personell. Those personel are returned and such a crisis is averted, and I must grant you the right to try any diplomats that you find wanting, however I wish to see them tried under Swedish Law, and not Russian. I would perfer to have the trials on this side of the Baltic but that is negotiable, however their trial under Swedish Law, and not Russian Law, is uncontestable, and if it is refused then nothing can come of this but war.
From: Sweden
The diplomats in Stockholm were offered a chance to evacuate to France in the beginning of this crisis, as a reaction to your barbarism with my own personell. Those personel are returned and such a crisis is averted, and I must grant you the right to try any diplomats that you find wanting, however I wish to see them tried under Swedish Law, and not Russian. I would perfer to have the trials on this side of the Baltic but that is negotiable, however their trial under Swedish Law, and not Russian Law, is uncontestable, and if it is refused then nothing can come of this but war.
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
To Sweden:
Your nation hates Russia. If these diplomats are tried by you, even if they have committed crimes against Russia they will be found innocent by your people and will be heroes if anything. This scenario is not acceptable. People who have committed crimes against the Empire will be tried, and if found guilty - punished. You can send lawyers to defend them if you wish.
Your nation hates Russia. If these diplomats are tried by you, even if they have committed crimes against Russia they will be found innocent by your people and will be heroes if anything. This scenario is not acceptable. People who have committed crimes against the Empire will be tried, and if found guilty - punished. You can send lawyers to defend them if you wish.
SKILORD
Insurgent
To Russia
From Sweden
This is an unnecesarry generalization. As I have said before, the thought of the Diplomats being tried in Sweden was negotiable, however I will not see them tried under Russian law and to do so would be a sanction to any action that I take on their behalf.
From Sweden
This is an unnecesarry generalization. As I have said before, the thought of the Diplomats being tried in Sweden was negotiable, however I will not see them tried under Russian law and to do so would be a sanction to any action that I take on their behalf.
