I entered the store, a bell ringing softly, at the door’s movement. The smell of ancientness, dust and stale air, assaulted my nostrils as it clung to the store like a cheap perfume on a desperate prostitute. I walked past several statues, most of them in various stages of undress, without a second glance. A display with several pieces of jewelry momentarily memorized me. Stopping, I knelt down, so as to get a better look, my face almost touching the velvety cushion they rested on. Only a moment went by, however, before I got up in disgust. Forgeries, all of them, and some of them not particularly good forgeries. They were fit for nothing except to decorate the daughters of the nouveau rich who thought they could buy respect from the old guard by attempting to dress like the old guard. A person of breeding such as myself would never bother with newly minted trinkets such as these, unless they had lost their fortune and were trying to hide it. Of course, those who were that desperate usually couldn’t afford the quality mimicries anyway, so their efforts at hiding their lack of wealth were doomed from the start, showing that in addition to lacking money, they also lacked self-pride.
My wanderings finally took me to the back of the store, where a clerk sat scribbling at the counter, no doubt keeping his books as he valiantly attempted to make them say he had as much money as he thought he should have. At my approach, he looked up, putting on one of those patently false smiles that people put on when trying to sell you something.
“Good evening, honored customer, how may I serve you today?”
Idly I ran a finger over the counter, grimacing slightly as it came away grey from dust and grime. “I heard you have some old scrolls.” I asked, attempting to keep my voice as disinterested and neutral as possible.
“Oh yes, I have an excellent selection of ancient manuscripts, some reaching back to the very foundations of Magnatae, written in the archaic script of the ancients.”
Immediately I sensed that I would find nothing of value in this shop. The shopkeeper spoke as one who catered to those who felt by owning something ancient they could make up for the lack of an ancient bloodline. No doubt his stock was comprised of fakes, forgeries, and the newest nonsense spouted by whatever so-called philosopher happened to be the court’s favorite at the moment. Still, just as gold was found in useless rock, perhaps I would be able to find something worthwhile in the dross that no doubt made up his collection.
“Very well, let me see what you have.” Immediately the clerk started pulling out bundles. The first couple I immediately waved off, they had the unmistakable print of a forger I knew well who would then sell them as great discoveries of ancient wisdom. Several more were dismissed as their contents were familiar to me, mostly the boring ramblings of old men who pretended they were wiser than they were, and the pathetic attempts of poetry that stumbled out of the lips of a certain gentleman whose supporters claimed that he spoke with the tongue of an angel but whose speech more closely resembled an ass.
I had almost decided that I was wasting my time when I noticed a small tome, almost haphazardly bound, seemingly about to fall apart at the slightest touch. Gently, almost daintily, I opened the cover, curious as to what it contained. From the back hood of the cloak I was wearing crawled what appeared to be a rather large spider, which was about the size of my fist. Crawling up my neck, it perched on top of my head, a lens popping out of it, covering my left eye. Leaning down, I carefully examined the text, newly made gigantic thanks to the distortion caused by the lens.
Then you ye lovely Queen shall in your arms embrace.
Therefore concluding I pronounce that he
Who in my Book ye secret cannot see
Must never hope to compass his desire
By manifold Experiments of Fire.
My Pity and Compassion move my heart
For those that wander in ye precious Art.
Therefore to them I have revealed it all,
And proved ye Operations natural.
For this my Parable ye whole work contains
In Practice, Colours, Days and Regimens,
Ways, dispositions and continuance
Till Fate and Heaven conclude ye Mystic Dance.
To end then this my Book, I pray that God
Who in ye Heavens has fixed his grand abode
And who alone commanded me to write
Would thence impart an intellectual Light
To searching Tyros, who have hearts upright
And minds sincere, to them there shall remain
Nothing too hard, provided they abstain
From dreaming Fancys and ye subtletys
Of cheating Sophists, who by surprise
Like Montebanks impose on vulgar eyes.
The Way is natural but only one
Which I have in my speculation shown
I bid you all farewell, and be
Mindful of those that sink in poverty,
While Treasures unexhausted you possess
Whom ye peculiar Hand of Heaven does bless
With riches equally and happiness.
Pray then to God to send you down Ray
Out of ye Fountain of Eternal Day.[1]
I grew excited as I continued reading. I had, at home, a book called Aurifontina Chymica, a useful book in all respects. In it, it speaks highly of one Bernardus Trevisanus, who had successfully created the mythical Philosopher’s Stone and had left hints in one poetic essay called The Fountain. Though the author of the Aurifontina Chymica did not have the manuscript of The Fountain, he did have access to one four line fragment, which he had dutifully reproduced. That the fragment had been reproduced in this work, with, what seemed to be a much larger context intrigued me to no end. Carefully, yet quickly, scanning a few prior pages convinced me that this, perhaps, was a copy of the hitherto lost Fountain, or at least a sufficient approximation to that work that it would still be useful.
Trying to prevent the shopkeeper from seeing my excitement at the find, I dutifully examined several other manuscripts, even half-heartedly attempting to bargain for a few before coming back to The Fountain. “And what outrageous price do you want for this?”
To my surprise, the clerk named a price, which while exorbitant for most, was actually slightly lower than I had expected. Which, of course, clued me in immediately that the shopkeeper had no idea of the real value of the book. As such, I knew that I could easily scam him. “About the only thing this is useful for is to start a fire.” I remarked, beginning to turn away. Seeing his sales slipping away, the shopkeeper immediately buckled, immediately halving the price. After a few minutes of haggling, I left, gleefully clutching the book, the poor ignorant shopkeeper happy with the minute price he had finally pried out of me. If I was right, this book would prove valuable clues in my quest for reproducing the elusive Philosopher’s Stone.
[1]I make no claims of the poem (which is not quoted in its entirety) being originally mine. I have left enough obvious hints about its origin that I don't feel guilty about not saying any more than that.