Steve..

[GenghisK]

Apparently, when you die, you see your life going by in a flash... But Steve Jobs didn't. Apple doesn't support flash.

Sorry.. got forwarded by colleague

 

[KaiserElectric]

This gets a whole thread?

Also, too soon.

 

[classical_hero]

There were plenty of Jokes when Princess Diana died.

Anyway here is a joke.

 

[Floating Pants]

10 Years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

Now we've got no jobs, no cash, and no hope.

 

[plarq]

People need jobs!

 

[Optical]

10 Years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

Now we've got no jobs, no cash, and no hope.

This isn't funny, this is depressing

 

[G-Max]

Pfft. I have cash.

 

[jtb1127]

I have hope that I'll get a job and make cash.

 

[theskibum]

10 Years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

Now we've got no jobs, no cash, and no hope.

Dear GOD don't let Kevin Bacon die!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

I don't know if Steve Jobs will get into heaven...
God is a bit touchy about Apples.

 

[Abaddon]

RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.

 

[Abaddon]

Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

 

[Abaddon]

I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.

But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.

Moderator Action: please combine posts that can easily go together rather than sequentially posting

 

[Boundless]

*face palm*

 

[Abaddon]

What's the difference between cancer and a graduate?

cancer gets jobs

 

[Boundless]

These jokes are app-alling.

 

[mayor]

you just made my day (Abaddon did, Boundless just made it even better )

 

[jtb1127]

What do Apple and average Americans have in common? They've both recently lost their jobs.

 

[caketastydelish]

What do Apple and average Americans have in common? They've both recently lost their jobs.

win/thread

 

[Fr8monkey]