Amon Savag
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StJNES4: The Normal Story NES
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aaminion00
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naervod
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Lol, I can't believe we deleted it, but I guess it was for the good of the NES. Still, aaminion, I hope you have it saved, because I thought our work was pretty funny.
To the World:
From Britain:
As we were attacking Quebec and Denmark to help our allies, which have recently withdrawn from war, we propose this peace treaty:
-Britain's army will be limited to 1,000,000 troops.
-Britain's navy will not enter the North Sea, and will be limited to 100 ships, with no submarines.
-British troops will completely pull out of Quebec.
-Britain will pay Denmark and Quebec one economy level each.
From Britain:
As we were attacking Quebec and Denmark to help our allies, which have recently withdrawn from war, we propose this peace treaty:
-Britain's army will be limited to 1,000,000 troops.
-Britain's navy will not enter the North Sea, and will be limited to 100 ships, with no submarines.
-British troops will completely pull out of Quebec.
-Britain will pay Denmark and Quebec one economy level each.
To: Britain
From: Denmark
We have made it clear that we will only accept the treaty we have offered. Both your allies have advised you to accept it so I suggest you do.
If you do reject the treaty we have offered war shall continue.
Yours,
Chancellor Brian Tofting
From: Denmark
We have made it clear that we will only accept the treaty we have offered. Both your allies have advised you to accept it so I suggest you do.
If you do reject the treaty we have offered war shall continue.
Yours,
Chancellor Brian Tofting
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From Quebec and Russia
To Britain and the World:
No. We will not accept this. You are in no position to dictate the treaty. Already Denmark revised the Treaty of Kiel to make it less harsh. Accept Denmark's revision or face us in war.
And we don't buy for one minute that you attacked to "help your allies" - Denmark was not even engaged in active armed combat WITH ANYONE, and you attacked. Quebec was simply trying to help the USSA defend its freedom from foreign invasion, and therefore you were promoting aggression with aggression - Quebec had little or no quarrel with you until you invaded.
IceEye
Emperor
Can someone please pm me the thing that was deleted 
would appreciate it.
When is the update?
would appreciate it.When is the update?
Sheep
Orange Shrooms!
ooc: I think we need to wait off on an update until the negotiations end between Britian and Denmark, Russia.
Too can you PM me the joke too aaminion?
Too can you PM me the joke too aaminion?
aaminion00
Stoned
well I might as well tell you now. I copied Jason's avatar, title, and signature. Then I wrote up a fake update with Naervod and posted it along with a map. It was hillarious. First Jason found out, and then Amon found out. Since we had the USSA attackin the USA in the update, he got really pissed. We had lots of laughs about the whole thing.
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B]Update Ninety 1861ad[/B]
In Pacifica, massive reforms occur in the goverment. Dozens of corrupt goverment officials are executed, resulting in a much more efficient goverment. However, several strong politicians rebel from Pacifica, starting up small independent nations throughout the country (white dots are rebellions).
Peace in Sumer-Egyptian conflict was only temporary! Disgruntled veterans on both sides sneak attack the other countries without asking for goverment permission! Casualties number in the dozens of thousands! In the meanwhile, both countries are suffering problems from within.
In China, the pan-pacifican disease has another major outbreak! This time it takes over all major cities as well, leaving millions crippled. Rapid trade has also brought it into Sinhala.
With their recent economic struggles behind them, things looked bright for Sinhala. However, the new pan-pacifican flu has already inflicted nearly half of it's population.
Kvakists reappear in Russia! After learning the secret art of suicide bombing, the new sect has returned to it's once violent ways. They have taken over patches of Russia and demand another country, in Russia itself!
Border clashes in Vietnam! Angry peasentry have launched several rpg's into southern China, managing to conquer several key villages. They ask their goverment to support them and take control of the new area. With the development of a new bomber, they might even be able to.
Britain signs peace with Denmark and her allies. However, disgruntled British generals take command of the armed forces and continue the attack on Denmark and Quebec! The Danes, thinking the war is over, are taken completely by surprise and are slaughtered by the attacking British, who want revenge. However, many British soldiers are drowned when the Danish navy sinks transports attempting to reinforce the beachead.
Madagascar attacks Arabia! In a move shocking military experts everywhere, the Madagascarans have invaded Southern Arabia. Although vastly outnumbered and outtrained by the Arabians, the element of surprise gives Madagascar much land in the Rub al Khali.
Sahara invades Morroco! Much like the Madagascaran-Arabian conflict, the outnumbered Saharan army makes quick gains against the unsuspecting morrocans. Thousands line up to join the Morrocan national guard.
USSA invades USA, ripping through the weak defenses, with stray fire killing many civilians. Civilians, angered by the government's lack of response rise up all over the USA! The USA soldiers exact there revenge on the USSA by performing summary mass executions of captured USSA soldiers. The war has already claimed the lives of hundreds of thousands on both sides.
Sports
Trade Routes
Sumer: Russia (1/3), Greece (1/3), Pacifica (1/3), Arabia (0/3), Sinhala (0/3)
Egypt: African Union (2/3), Morocco (2/3), Sahara (2/3), Congo (1/3), Ozeania (0/3), Sinhala (2/3), Sumer (0/3), Battahira (1/3), China (0/3), Britain (2/3), Spain (1/3), Quebec (2/3), Denmark (0/3), Canada (1/3)
SAF: Egypt (2/3), Madagascar (0/3), Mozambique (2/3)
Arabia: Egypt (0/3), Sumer (0/3), Mozambique (1/3), Sinhala (1/3), SAF (1/3)
Pacifica: Sumer (1/3), China (0/3), Vietnam (1/3)
Russia: Prussia (2/3), Greece (2/3), Quebec (1/3), Uruguay (1/3)
China: Pacifica (2/3), Vietnam (1/3), Johanite (2/3), Argentina (1/3), SAF (0/3), Egypt (1/3), Sumer (0/3), Mozambique (2/3), Britain (1/3)
Battahira: Sinhala (2/3)
Ozeania: Egypt (2/3), Pacifica (1/3), China (1/3), Britain (1/3)
USSA: Russia (1/3), Quebec (2/3)
Spain: Morocco (2/3)
Madagascar: SAF (0/3), Mozambique (2/3), Congo (2/3)
Quebec: Uruguay (1/3)
Mozambique: Madagascar (1/3), Prussia (1/3), Sumer (0/3), China (0/3)
*When the route is red it means it is on hold due to war.
OOC
Guys, I just came back from a party, and i got really trashed there. I had a hard enough time doing this update, i think ill throw up if I do the templates. You'll have them tomorrow after church.
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B]Update Ninety 1861ad[/B]
In Pacifica, massive reforms occur in the goverment. Dozens of corrupt goverment officials are executed, resulting in a much more efficient goverment. However, several strong politicians rebel from Pacifica, starting up small independent nations throughout the country (white dots are rebellions).
Peace in Sumer-Egyptian conflict was only temporary! Disgruntled veterans on both sides sneak attack the other countries without asking for goverment permission! Casualties number in the dozens of thousands! In the meanwhile, both countries are suffering problems from within.
In China, the pan-pacifican disease has another major outbreak! This time it takes over all major cities as well, leaving millions crippled. Rapid trade has also brought it into Sinhala.
With their recent economic struggles behind them, things looked bright for Sinhala. However, the new pan-pacifican flu has already inflicted nearly half of it's population.
Kvakists reappear in Russia! After learning the secret art of suicide bombing, the new sect has returned to it's once violent ways. They have taken over patches of Russia and demand another country, in Russia itself!
Border clashes in Vietnam! Angry peasentry have launched several rpg's into southern China, managing to conquer several key villages. They ask their goverment to support them and take control of the new area. With the development of a new bomber, they might even be able to.
Britain signs peace with Denmark and her allies. However, disgruntled British generals take command of the armed forces and continue the attack on Denmark and Quebec! The Danes, thinking the war is over, are taken completely by surprise and are slaughtered by the attacking British, who want revenge. However, many British soldiers are drowned when the Danish navy sinks transports attempting to reinforce the beachead.
Madagascar attacks Arabia! In a move shocking military experts everywhere, the Madagascarans have invaded Southern Arabia. Although vastly outnumbered and outtrained by the Arabians, the element of surprise gives Madagascar much land in the Rub al Khali.
Sahara invades Morroco! Much like the Madagascaran-Arabian conflict, the outnumbered Saharan army makes quick gains against the unsuspecting morrocans. Thousands line up to join the Morrocan national guard.
USSA invades USA, ripping through the weak defenses, with stray fire killing many civilians. Civilians, angered by the government's lack of response rise up all over the USA! The USA soldiers exact there revenge on the USSA by performing summary mass executions of captured USSA soldiers. The war has already claimed the lives of hundreds of thousands on both sides.
Sports
Trade Routes
Sumer: Russia (1/3), Greece (1/3), Pacifica (1/3), Arabia (0/3), Sinhala (0/3)
Egypt: African Union (2/3), Morocco (2/3), Sahara (2/3), Congo (1/3), Ozeania (0/3), Sinhala (2/3), Sumer (0/3), Battahira (1/3), China (0/3), Britain (2/3), Spain (1/3), Quebec (2/3), Denmark (0/3), Canada (1/3)
SAF: Egypt (2/3), Madagascar (0/3), Mozambique (2/3)
Arabia: Egypt (0/3), Sumer (0/3), Mozambique (1/3), Sinhala (1/3), SAF (1/3)
Pacifica: Sumer (1/3), China (0/3), Vietnam (1/3)
Russia: Prussia (2/3), Greece (2/3), Quebec (1/3), Uruguay (1/3)
China: Pacifica (2/3), Vietnam (1/3), Johanite (2/3), Argentina (1/3), SAF (0/3), Egypt (1/3), Sumer (0/3), Mozambique (2/3), Britain (1/3)
Battahira: Sinhala (2/3)
Ozeania: Egypt (2/3), Pacifica (1/3), China (1/3), Britain (1/3)
USSA: Russia (1/3), Quebec (2/3)
Spain: Morocco (2/3)
Madagascar: SAF (0/3), Mozambique (2/3), Congo (2/3)
Quebec: Uruguay (1/3)
Mozambique: Madagascar (1/3), Prussia (1/3), Sumer (0/3), China (0/3)
*When the route is red it means it is on hold due to war.
OOC
Guys, I just came back from a party, and i got really trashed there. I had a hard enough time doing this update, i think ill throw up if I do the templates. You'll have them tomorrow after church.
TNG
Sad, sad little man
did you guys have a fake map too?
aaminion00
Stoned
IceEye
Emperor
Talking about updates... I WANT AN UPDATE. WOHOOOOOOOOO
Jack_www
Prince
yeah were is the update. I have waiting for it for a long time now.
naervod
My current user title
I hope he has started the update, not so he misses your orders, but because he updated stJNES5 twice in two days and hasn't touched this one.
Jason The King
Deity
i didnt update yesterday because I didnt have a set of orders that I promised I would wait for.
Today I didnt update cus i wanted to wait for British acceptance for Denmark and Russia.
I will update tomorrow, hopefully.
Today I didnt update cus i wanted to wait for British acceptance for Denmark and Russia.
I will update tomorrow, hopefully.
