stMjMNES2: Sands of Time

[Silver Steak]

No way. Quit NOW, NK, or you will be relentlessly hunted down by a mob of angry NESers. Iggy, will you unleash your mechanized penguins? I will try to persuade das to lend me some of his Blackhawk Polar Bears. Let's get this started, folks.

NK is teh moo
He writes stories that kill him
But he still likes it.

 

[North King]

OOC: Darn, I was hoping for the top of the page for this speech. Ah well.

“Men of the Shaitae! Here you stand, gathered on this field, lying in wait for the approaching enemy. They come from the south, they come with a fury unknown to civilized men.

“They are likely stronger than us in numbers. We have only three thousand on this field today. But I tell you now, what I know. We can defeat them. Each of our men is worth ten of theirs. We have long trained, we are the greatest warriors that have walked the face of the earth, and we have the fury of the gods behind us!

“So here we stand, three thousand, and we can defeat thirty thousand of them! They will not have that kind of army to throw at us, needless to say, thus, we need not fear losing.

“Yet at the same time, guard your feelings of bravery, of winning. If you are overconfident, then they can defeat us, but only then. If you maintain your calm, touch your inner self, and let the spirits of the war god walk within you, then you shall prevail.

“So men of the hills, men of the plains, men of the river! Here we stand, men of many places, but all men of one nation. We are the men of the Shaitae, and here we stand! We are men of the Shaitae, and here we win, or die!

“For Shaitae! For the people! For the gods!”

–probably somewhat dramaticized speech of the Ninth Geishmal Gurishami Eliji to his men on the eve of the battle with Nandi forces.

 

[North King]

OOC: Sheesh, folks, I'm just trying to make the NES a funner place.

 

[Silver Steak]

Well, you're making us feel bad in the process! That doesn't make it any "funner"!

 

[North King]

Why? You can read a lot, at least, even if it's pretty bland and crappy.

 

[alex994]

I declare that North King has officialy no homework at all and I hate him for that

 

[Lord_Iggy]

*penguin forces begin to coalesce around stMjMNES2*

Bring your mutant German penguins SS! I don't think I destroyed ALL of them.

NK, you're singlehandedly pushing this thread ahead of LINESII. I will have the largest fog of war NES.

Now for my quick story.

Narada were placed on the southern border. The defenses were prepared. The Honutu would beat their armies to death trying to pass the fortifications.

The Kalar were pleased.

 

[Silver Steak]

German SS Penguins deployed. I've taken along some Blackhawk Polar Bears with tiny tactical nukes as well. Das won't mind. Now let's blow that Northern King back to Kingdome Come! (er, sorry for that horrible pun)

I bet NK is responsible for the almost snow in April we have here in Norway as well!

Happy 1st of April everyone! Don't be fooled!

 

[MjM]

Silver, please resend orders with stats.

RAWRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Silver Steak]

Are you looking at me? Please, I only answer to SS or Steak. Silver is that other guy with four digits. I believe it was 20**, something.

 

[MjM]

im going to call you hondo

 

[Silver Steak]

Resent, for your MODing pleasure. Resent, repent, resentment.

 

[Silver Steak]

im going to call you hondo

What the bleep is that supposed to mean? Are you semi-drunk just like Cleric and tossi?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

NK, this is the forces of Silver Steak and Lord_Iggy outside of your house. Come out with your hands up.

Good. Now stay there. And don't write stories. Hey! Stop scratching that in the snow! Hah! It'll just melt anyway!

Sir, incoming Otter forces!

Damn! Redeploy our formations.

North King has escaped back into his house!

Doesn't matter now! Open fire.

Penguin weapons poured molten death upon the first Otter forces. The German SS penguins roared angrily.

But the Otters retreated. Their distraction mission was complete.

Damn! NK's locked himself in his house! We don't have a key!

We could blow it up!

Zero impact on humans and their property in our battles. It's a rule.

But NK's a NESer!

You're right. Open fire.

March 31, 2006, would always be remembered in Michigan as one of the brightest spring nights ever.

 

[MjM]

defeine semi mate.

 

[Silver Steak]

Long live the Penguin Squads of Doom!

 

[North King]

Samurai guard, they've never failed me yet! Furthermore, we have plenty of Otter forces around. So nyah.

 

[Silver Steak]

defeine semi mate.

Semi-drunk (as Cleric and tossi puts or has it) is when you can't read/understand the update properly, and your brain is slipping away when you try to write a post. I would say you are past semi, or still not there, since you're able to post (relatively) successfully.

 

[MjM]

deadline gone! swish

update soon

 

[alex994]

Samurai guard, they've never failed me yet! Furthermore, we have plenty of Otter forces around. So nyah.

What happened to the infamous Poacher's Alliance?