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1 cent ....................................January 1st, 1802
BRITAIN DECLARES WAR!!!
In response to the growing incidents at sea (mostly between the widely seafaring Massachusetts sailors and the British merchantmen in the Atlantic), and the known general alliance between America and Napoleons France, Britain has Declared War! They have invaded the Northern states for the second time in our nations history, with Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and New York invaded. They have penetrated to Ticonderoga in NY (also advancing on the new city of Buffalo fording the Niagra River), deep into Northern NH, but were thankfully stopped by the vigilant Massachusetts border guards.
In addition, Fort Mackinac on the Great Lakes has been seized, and redcoats are marching on Detroit! Militiamen have formed up against them, and these men, calling their homeland Michigan have asked Congress to admit them as a new State, in order to better protect their lands.
PRESIDENT ADAMS MURDERED!!!
While making a speech on the necessity of the Free Northwest Bill, President Adams was shot by two men at close range! The people immediately swarmed to catch the two men, but they made the most of the shock following the immediate aftermath, and got away on a couple of nearby tied horses, shouting And thats what you get for messing with states rights! Curiously, they were not Southerners, who have the motive behind it. Apparently there is no real way to find who did this.
The Vice President, Thomas Jefferson, declared a national day of mourning, and resolutely claimed he would find the killers. This act cannot go unpunished. No cause is worth murder, he is quoted as saying.
ALL THREE BILLS FAIL IN CONGRESS
All three proposed bills have failed in Congress. The International Commerce Bill did not pass through the House, while the Interstate Commerce Bill did pass the House, but not the Senate (lagging by only two votes in the latter).
The Free Northwest Territory Bill failed, too, 74-61 in the House. One Representative is said to have bitterly spat This is a sad and sorrowful day in our nations history. Here we had a chance to continue the cause of freedom, and spurned it in the face of tyranny.
THE CAROLINAS, NO LONGER PLURAL
In startling news, the South Carolina and North Carolina legislature have both voted to join the two states. This means a new economic and political powerhouse of the south, with a total electoral college equal to New York and an Economy approaching Virginia.
NEW BILLS FOR CONGRESS TO CONSIDER
McInley Bill of State Right's (by South Carolina)
Let it be known that from this day forth no law should and can be passed that limits the independent sovereignty of a state in the union futhermore prohibits a independent economy, military or even succession from said Union.
Coat trade bill (Rhode Island)
Take away all taxes on selling of coats to foregian countries.
NEW STATES LOOKING FOR A HOME IN THE UNION
The potential states of Michigan, Ohio, and Mississippi are looking to join the union. They need the approval of a majority of Congress to join. Michigans constitution prohibits slavery, Ohios allows people coming from other states to keep their slaves but not trade them inside the state, and Mississippi is completely pro slavery.
LOUISIANA, SOON TO BE PART OF THE USA?
In an unprecedented move, France has offered Louisiana to the US for a sum equivalent to $100,000. $30,000 are to be covered by the ending of all French debts to America, $30,000 can be scraped up by the Federal Government. They need donations equivalent to $40,000 from the states, though.
FLORIDA, ANOTHER NEW US STRONGHOLD?
Rumors are flitting about that the Carolina Government is considering buying the Northern Half of Florida. These rumors have no basis in proof, though.
MAKING GEORGIA SAFER
Proves to be a hard job. Though no major Georgian casualties have yet been incurred, the Natives are starting to fight back, some from the neighboring western unclaimed lands.
SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS GROWING STRONGER
It seems the new party has membership throughout the south, and the D-R party may be out of luck. Rumors are flying that they are going to run a Presidential candidate this coming election, but they may be unsubstantiated.
OOC: And I bet some of you only expected this to be a boring update of Lawmaking.
