Stupid proverbs

[Huayna Capac357]

The pen is mightier than the pencil. Except in space.

 

[dragonforce]

if life gives you opertunities wast them
if life gives tou lemons burn them
if your parents give you a crappy name make everyone call you by name

 

[Abaddon]

Wana do, ego sum.

 

[CCRunner]

if life gives tou lemons burn them

No no no, you've got it all wrong. If life gives you lemons, trade them for crack.


That's an eastsidebagel quote I believe

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Yes. In fact, I sigged it.

 

[J-man]

When life gives you lemons, you should shut up and eat the damn lemons.
This only works in Dutch: Wie zijn kind benzine voert moet niet roken als het boert.

 

[Luckymoose]

When life gives you lemons, question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons.

 

[classical_hero]

When life gives you a lemon, make sure you ask for a fish too.

 

[Firestorm94]

So when life gives you lemons you can either
a.) sell them for crack
b.) burn them
c.) question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons
d.) ask for a fish
e.) shut up and eat
what a great selection.

 

[dragonforce]

too many choices
stupid f***'n lemons

 

[eastsidebagel]

When life gives you lemons, be still unsatisfied and ask for apples instead.

 

[Sharwood]

When life gives you crack, trade them for lemons.

 

[eastsidebagel]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them out into the eyes of your enemies! BUMP!

 

[T_F]

When life gives you lemons, choke on 'em and die. You stupid lemon eater.

/dilbert

 

[Phlegmak]

If life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.

 

[eastsidebagel]

If life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.

This is just ingenious!!

 

[Phlegmak]

This is just ingenious!!

Unfortunately, I didn't make it up. It was made up by Jack Armstrong of the Armstrong and Getty show.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Unfortunately, I didn't make it up. It was made up by Jack Armstrong of the Armstrong and Getty show.

Yeah, but it's still nice.

Be a wolf: Seize the day by its throat!

If you need others to cheer you up, you're a failure!

She cheats on you, no matter how much you try to prevent it!

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Seize the day so that it will give you all of its money.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Be a mighty gorilla: Don't wear pants.

No matter where you go, there was already somebody there, marking his territory.

Ran out of toilet paper in the middle of your seesion? Use your clothes instead, for hardly anybody will ever notice it when you do it everytime.