Huayna Capac357
Deity
The pen is mightier than the pencil. Except in space.
Stupid proverbs
- Thread starter eastsidebagel
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dragonforce
Chieftain
if life gives you opertunities wast them
if life gives tou lemons burn them
if your parents give you a crappy name make everyone call you by name
if life gives tou lemons burn them
if your parents give you a crappy name make everyone call you by name
Abaddon
Deity
Wana do, ego sum.
CCRunner
Deity
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No no no, you've got it all wrong. If life gives you lemons, trade them for crack.That's an eastsidebagel quote I believe
Huayna Capac357
Deity
Yes. In fact, I sigged it.
J-man
Deity
When life gives you lemons, you should shut up and eat the damn lemons.
This only works in Dutch: Wie zijn kind benzine voert moet niet roken als het boert.
This only works in Dutch: Wie zijn kind benzine voert moet niet roken als het boert.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
When life gives you lemons, question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
When life gives you a lemon, make sure you ask for a fish too.
Firestorm94
zuh?
So when life gives you lemons you can either
a.) sell them for crack
b.) burn them
c.) question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons
d.) ask for a fish
e.) shut up and eat
what a great selection.
a.) sell them for crack
b.) burn them
c.) question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons
d.) ask for a fish
e.) shut up and eat
what a great selection.
dragonforce
Chieftain
too many choices
stupid f***'n lemons
stupid f***'n lemons
eastsidebagel
Deity
When life gives you lemons, be still unsatisfied and ask for apples instead.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
When life gives you crack, trade them for lemons.
eastsidebagel
Deity
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them out into the eyes of your enemies! 
BUMP!
BUMP!
eastsidebagel
Deity
Unfortunately, I didn't make it up. It was made up by Jack Armstrong of the Armstrong and Getty show.This is just ingenious!!
eastsidebagel
Deity
Yeah, but it's still nice.
Be a wolf: Seize the day by its throat!
If you need others to cheer you up, you're a failure!
She cheats on you, no matter how much you try to prevent it!
Huayna Capac357
Deity
Seize the day so that it will give you all of its money.
eastsidebagel
Deity
Be a mighty gorilla: Don't wear pants.
No matter where you go, there was already somebody there, marking his territory.
Ran out of toilet paper in the middle of your seesion? Use your clothes instead, for hardly anybody will ever notice it when you do it everytime.
No matter where you go, there was already somebody there, marking his territory.
Ran out of toilet paper in the middle of your seesion? Use your clothes instead, for hardly anybody will ever notice it when you do it everytime.
