Stupid proverbs

[BananaLee]

So when life gives you lemons you can either
a.) sell them for crack
b.) burn them
c.) question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons
d.) ask for a fish
e.) shut up and eat
what a great selection.

I'm surprised you didn't have anything about garbage day on it.

But here's one
People who live in glass houses should only undress in the dark

 

[Sharwood]

I'm surprised you didn't have anything about garbage day on it.

But here's one
People who live in glass houses should only undress in the dark

Unless they're an attractive woman. Then they should wander around naked at all times, and turn the lights on when it's dark out.

 

[BananaLee]

Amen, brother.

 

[W|M]

Wouldn't they get raped or arrested or something?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

So when life gives you lemons you can either
a.) sell them for crack
b.) burn them
c.) question life's inability to understand your distaste for lemons
d.) ask for a fish
e.) shut up and eat
what a great selection.

what a perfect time to quote the quote from my sig:

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Assuming, of corse, that life also gives you sugar and water"- Stephan Colbert

 

[Firestorm94]

I'm surprised you didn't have anything about garbage day on it.

I posted that in February, Garbage day didn't come until late March/ early April.

what a perfect time to quote the quote from my sig:

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Assuming, of corse, that life also gives you sugar and water"- Stephan Colbert

You have immediately gained my respect, I love that show.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

ditto Firestorm94

 

[Sharwood]

Wouldn't they get raped or arrested or something?

Be difficult to rape them in a glass house. Unless you don't much care about witnesses. Of course, if I the totally hypothetical person in question were to somehow distract people and make them go elsewhere, it could work.

As for getting arrested, well, cops arresting her for indecent exposure would obviously be the ones most likely to rape her, so I guess you're right.

 

[Agent327]

New proverb:

The early bird catches the swine flu.

Or:

The early bird catches the swine flu first.

 

[Narz]

The solution to pollution is dilution. Stupid.

 

[Sharwood]

The early bird is the first to get shot.

 

[Greizer85]

"Tarkkana kuin porkkana" (observant as a carrot). Yes, that is an actual saying in my country... I guess we're not that observant people, since we never even took note of the fact that vegetables in general do not have a brain.

 

[mechaerik]

Be difficult to rape them in a glass house. Unless you don't much care about witnesses. Of course, if I the totally hypothetical person in question were to somehow distract people and make them go elsewhere, it could work.

As for getting arrested, well, cops arresting her for indecent exposure would obviously be the ones most likely to rape her, so I guess you're right.

I'm fairly sure that a woman walking around completely naked is the most distracting thing you could find.

 

[Firestorm94]

Well, we're not the brightest crayons in the toolshed.

 

[cardgame]

You have to whip a horse, you have to bridle a donkey, and you have to beat a fool.

Yay for cruelty!

 

[mechaerik]

Be difficult to rape them in a glass house. Unless you don't much care about witnesses. Of course, if I the totally hypothetical person in question were to somehow distract people and make them go elsewhere, it could work.

As for getting arrested, well, cops arresting her for indecent exposure would obviously be the ones most likely to rape her, so I guess you're right.

What if she was wearing one of these:http://www.antirape.co.za/?

 

[Zack]

Discussing rape on a public forum?

 

[mechaerik]

Discussing rape on a public forum?

Do you not remember this? How could you have fallen so?

Gang rape is perfectly fine in my books.

 

[Zack]

I have nothing against gang rape. Regular rape is the real problem.

 

[BananaLee]

I have nothing against gang rape. Regular rape is the real problem.

How many different forms of irregular rape are there anyway?