Teh Poetry Thread

[Squonk]

(In last weeks I've been playing this game with someone, and I decided to bring it here, too)

Of this thread the biggest aim
Is to your fragile brain maim
All I say will awfully rhyme
My rhymes suck, but is it a crime?
Join in my fellows, be poets, like me
This is what you've always aspired to be
We can discuss politics, faith, and war
Just rhymeless stuff I'll hear no more
The first topic of discussion, say
Can be gayness, for this thread's so gay
It could be religion, it could be a song
Just let the thread rhyme, and may it live long
It could be the troubles in the Middle East
It could be something I expect the least
I could be you, your love and hate,
You can badmouth here your finest mate
You could talk here about your lovely gran,
You could mention how you became a man,
You could tell me how much you me admire,
You could send me off to the hellish fire,
You could ask the mods to close this thread, so ,
Just to remember to do it in a poem rhymed and witty

 

[dusters]

What are the rules
If I may ask,
The rhyme, the innuendo, is a mighty task
Of a poet who wants to exclaim like Gary Jules
The world is Mad!
Take off your hat, for everyone is mad!
Running in circles in their own head.

 

[Squonk]

There are no rules, it's freedom's time
You just have to do one thing: rhyme

 

[jackelgull]

Is
This
a rhyme
crime?

 

[dusters]

There shall be aesthetic attraction,
Some kind of satisfaction,
When one reads a line,
He should exclaim,
That sounds so fine!

 

[Gori the Grey]

There once was an internet forum
That had a particular quorum
Who made it taboo
For me or for you
To say "men's rights? hey, I'm for 'em!"

There once was a site with a thread:
You could ask anything of a Red.
Oh, I looked in, I guess,
But I have to confess
I left it largely unRed.

 

[warpus]

A feminist walked into a bar
where she saw an MRA take it too far.
A scuffle ensued,
somebody got sued,
and I saw it all from afar.

 

[Domen]

Let's talk about Poland
cuz you can't be so ignorant,
of other countries' traditions
- it's good for your brain's nutrition.
Since there are no rules but to rhyme
I can spam about the Piasts, it's no crime.
For Polonization is always an indication,
that a thread may cause mild irritation.
A fellow Pole started this thread, I'm proud,
- so let's express my feelings out loud.
I didn't know I could rhyme in language of Tolkien's trilogy,
that's almost as easy as preparing ruskie pierogi.

 

[Domen]

That comment above was sarcasm,
It's time to go sleep, so I tell you - narka,
Or maybe this should be called irony,
Anyway - I must go w pierony.

 

[Gori the Grey]

There's an internet site for discussin'
The proper response to Fergusson,
Whether Brown was thug
Or the cop put a slug
In some kid, wearin Tims, up to nothin'.

 

[Squonk]

Poland is great, Poland is might
Polish future is warm and bright
Russia's economy falls and fails
Germany is on its disaster's rails
Israel's besieged, Czechs are few
No-one ever cared about Slovakia or knew
Belarus is like a kołchoz old
Of Lithuania countless jokes are told
Ukraine's having a nasty war
It's just Sweden left to even the score
Sweden may seem to be doing fine
But no-one will throw her a saving line
Poles float in, they fly and crawl
They'll turn it into a giant browl
We'll take your welfare, your jobs we'll take
We'll burn down Per Gessle in a giant stake
We'll socialism outroot, liberties destroy
We'll use every misdeed and every ploy
We'll flood your cities, subdue the land
No use resisting, we have it planned
We'll make Abba in Polish sing
we'll make catholic your queen and king
Pickled cucumbers! No more rotten fish,
Sauerkraut shall be your national dish.
Absolut vodka shall be banned and cursed
Your children as young Poles shall be nursed
No more Bergman, Grabo or Ikea
Resistance is futile, a bad idea

 

[gay_Aleks]

Once upon a time
In a forum most Civilized
A member flung the Jolly Roger
But the MobBoss showed him who's boss
All in all, they knew one thing
There was a member who was above them.
He's Perfection.

In short, a CFC-themed poem, which also showcases my apparent lack of any ability to rhyme things whatsoever.

 

[Borachio]

Poland, poland, poland,
Poland, poland, poland,
Poland, poland, poland.

Where is Poland?
Poland is great stronk!​

 

[gay_Aleks]

Where's Poland?
Is it in the hearts of any Pole?
No, you dummy.
It's in North Africa.

 

[Gori the Grey]

He's really just proud of his home 'n
Thinks its "empire" as great as the Roman,
But some run as from trolls
When they see threads with Poles
'Cause they think it will be a baD omen.

Joshua, Brittany, Trevor--
These youth are so frightfully clever.
The train's left the station;
The next generation
Will end street harassment 4eva.

On a site for discussing all things
Left and right won't suffice for the wings:
There's the Reds on one hand
And then some Netherland-
er who wishes for kings.

 

[Squonk]

In the church, at home and at mall
One thing you should do: spam and troll
This thread is not only just for fun
But also a bit for posts; +1
No need to open door ram.
I do admit: I often spam
This thread is spam, others are too
As valuable as contents of a loo
But do join in, and your points shall grow more
This thread gives to everyone, like a greedy whore
You can be Neo, you can be Red
There's a place for you in her bed.
You can moan as you spill your brime,
Just make sure your moans would rhyme.

 

[Kyriakos]

'Poland is great', 'Poland is good',
this thread's already up
to no good.

 

[Kyriakos]

Given that might not be fair
i will now offer something more:
a thread of poetry and lore
is better than just lines of air;
so let me speak of death and mania
and introduce you to Germania.

 

[Squonk]

Germany's evil, Germany's bad
Haven't you heard about it, lad?
Germans in Germany German speak
Even the German mice in German squeak
Germans are mighty, but scary folk
Mostly because in German they talk.

 

[Gori the Grey]

"Boiling down" and such jocular drivel,
Bonhomie, but just watch the tone swivel:
"MRA"s in the game?
Then whatever the name,
The last thing this site is is Civ-il.