The 12th Planet

[Sword_Of_Geddon]

I am from that planet you speak of. I and a few others of my race have been on earth for hundreds of years masquerading as humans and monitoring your societys progress. Sometimes our ships can be seen by your people in the sky, this is a preview of things to come...when our armada invades your world and reenslaves your people...mhahahaha!!

Of coarse, you shall believe I am saying this in jest, and not take me seriously...all the better. Mhahahahaha!

 

[Perfection]

You obviously couldn't be evil, you can't laugh right.

"mhahahaha" is not an acceptable evil laugh, the following are acceptable evil laughs:
Muwahahahaha
Mwahahahaha
Buwahahahaha
Bwahahahaha
Heh heh heh
Nyahahahahaha
Heeheeheeheehee

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I am from that planet you speak of. I and a few others of my race have been on earth for hundreds of years masquerading as humans and monitoring your societys progress. Sometimes our ships can be seen by your people in the sky, this is a preview of things to come...when our armada invades your world and reenslaves your people...mhahahaha!!

Of coarse, you shall believe I am saying this in jest, and not take me seriously...all the better. Mhahahahaha!

HA! It won't be until 3440 until your planet returns to the inner solar system, so by that time, the Plutonian Empire will be so powerfull, any attempts to enslave us will fail! Our PF bombs can blow up your puny planet in one shot! Our PlutoCons (Plutonian Concordes) can exceed lightspeed by the trillions! Our Tri-Ships are flying cities! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

 

[Perfection]

Umm, Mr. Plutonian, did you forget your Brain medicine. "PF Bombs" are impossible illogical constructs. Additionally. while it's true that your "spaceships" can exceed lightspeed by the trillions the lightspeed your "scientists" refer to is in a sealed glass cylinder containing a hot gas containing atoms of the element rubidium, illuminated by a strong ray of light known as a control beam and the units the "trillions" refer to are microns per millennium. This translates to a few meters every day. Also, while your Tri-Ships I suppose could be called flying cities, they'd be more adequatly described as pigeons with a veritable metropolis of parasitic organisms sapping thier strength.

This forum already has its megalomaniacal nut, find another niche.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

BTW, Plutonian, I like your program. Perhaps it lacks a bit in ergonomics (no way to freely move about the universe, ~ ok galaxy engine), but all in all good.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

BTW, Plutonian, I like your program. Perhaps it lacks a bit in ergonomics (no way to freely move about the universe, ~ ok galaxy engine), but all in all good.

Actually, you CAN move about the universe freely, if I understand what you mean. You can push the A key to accelerate, Z key to decelerate, and the F1-F7 keys jump you to different speeds.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

BTW, Perfection, the only scientists I will ever listen to are the various ones introduced in Scientific American, and the ones that I will hire for my Empire. (In other words: I've made up my mind. I will do everything possible to bring my ideas to life before giving up!) Period!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!

 

[Hygro]

You obviously couldn't be evil, you can't laugh right.

"mhahahaha" is not an acceptable evil laugh, the following are acceptable evil laughs:
Muwahahahaha
Mwahahahaha
Buwahahahaha
Bwahahahaha
Heh heh heh
Nyahahahahaha
Heeheeheeheehee

No, it's fine, it's more of a hyper villians laugh--literraly the villian is hyper. It goes too fast and then his minions look at him funny.

Anyway, it's a good idea you read the book, "How to be a Villian" by Neil something or other.

 

[Perfection]

BTW, Perfection, the only scientists I will ever listen to are the various ones introduced in Scientific American, and the ones that I will hire for my Empire.

Unfortunatly the ones you will hire for your Empire are not Scientific American standard, hell they're not even Popular Mechanics or Discover quality. Most of your "scientists" dropped out of the associate degree programs at their local tehnical college. I wouldn't listen to them, but apparently you do.

(In other words: I've made up my mind. I will do everything possible to bring my ideas to life before giving up!)

You can't use the possible to do the impossible, silly

(Period!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!

I highly doubt this will be the end

No, it's fine, it's more of a hyper villians laugh--literraly the villian is hyper. It goes too fast and then his minions look at him funny.

That would be the Nyahahahaha

 

[Sword_Of_Geddon]

Bah! Plutonian! Your pathitic empire is no match for the might of Nibiru! You may have faster than light travel, but we have Giant Planet Destroying Robots that could crush one of your ships in an instant!

We have a vast powerful military! But we aren't going to wait thousands of years for our planet to come near Earth to dominate your planet! Even now, our plans for melting Earth's polar ice caps are proceding. Soon your planet will be a water world, and in order to survive you'll have to allow us to rule over you! Mhahahaha!

We have allies to...The mighty Empire of Betelguise for example. Each one of their people are adapted to live on 10000000K temperatures, making them totally immune to nuclear weapons. Plus we have most of the Andromeda Galaxy and the Magellian Clouds under our control already! Once we conquer Earth, our plans for intergalactic domination we reach its next stage! Hahahahahaha!

It is pointless to resist!

 

[Chukchi Husky]

Even now, our plans for melting Earth's polar ice caps are proceding. Soon your planet will be a water world

There isn't enough ice to do that. The estimate for a rise in sea levels is a max of 50 metres.

We have allies to...The mighty Empire of Betelguise for example. Each one of their people are adapted to live on 10000000K temperatures, making them totally immune to nuclear weapons.

A thermonuclear weapon can exceed 15,000,000 degrees K, and there is also the radioactive fallout.

 

[Sword_Of_Geddon]

yeah...well....they are immune to radioactivity since they live on a sun! Just don't get to close to them, even their survival suits they use to interact outside their world are radioactive.

There was one insident on my planet when the Betelguise Ambassidor landed on the planet, and killed the population of the entire surrounding city!

 

[Perfection]

Bah! Plutonian! Your pathitic empire is no match for the might of Nibiru!

Nibiru is non-existant, don't be stupid.

You may have faster than light travel, but we have Giant Planet Destroying Robots that could crush one of your ships in an instant!

You can't use Giant Death Robots, that's my thing.

We have a vast powerful military!

Compared to San Marino's

But we aren't going to wait thousands of years for our planet to come near Earth to dominate your planet! Even now, our plans for melting Earth's polar ice caps are proceding. Soon your planet will be a water world, and in order to survive you'll have to allow us to rule over you! Mhahahaha!

Melting the ice caps won't make Earth a waterworld, it'll just raise sea levels enough to destroy major costal cities

We have allies to...The mighty Empire of Betelguise for example. Each one of their people are adapted to live on 10000000K temperatures, making them totally immune to nuclear weapons.

Unfortuanatly if some sort of being like that were to exist (which is highly unlikely) it wouldn't be able to survive the temperatures on Earth anyways since you don't have FTL traveling capabilities it will take 'em a few hundred years to get there

Plus we have most of the Andromeda Galaxy and the Magellian Clouds under our control already!

You can control billions of stars in other galaxies millions of lightyears away yet you can't control earth which is in your own solar system?!?!?!?! What kind of messed up piece of crap is this! Oh and by the way it's called the "Magellanic Clouds" the way you say it makes you look like an amatuer.

Once we conquer Earth, our plans for intergalactic domination we reach its next stage! Hahahahahaha!

That little world is so important to intergalactic domination?

It is pointless to resist!

Because there's nothing to resist!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Bah! Plutonian! Your pathitic empire is no match for the might of Nibiru! You may have faster than light travel, but we have Giant Planet Destroying Robots that could crush one of your ships in an instant!

We have a vast powerful military! But we aren't going to wait thousands of years for our planet to come near Earth to dominate your planet! Even now, our plans for melting Earth's polar ice caps are proceding. Soon your planet will be a water world, and in order to survive you'll have to allow us to rule over you! Mhahahaha!

We have allies to...The mighty Empire of Betelguise for example. Each one of their people are adapted to live on 10000000K temperatures, making them totally immune to nuclear weapons. Plus we have most of the Andromeda Galaxy and the Magellian Clouds under our control already! Once we conquer Earth, our plans for intergalactic domination we reach its next stage! Hahahahahaha!

It is pointless to resist!

I have enjoyed these words, but for this to continue, we must move to the "Stories and Tales" forum.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Unfortunatly the ones you will hire for your Empire are not Scientific American standard, hell they're not even Popular Mechanics or Discover quality. Most of your "scientists" dropped out of the associate degree programs at their local tehnical college. I wouldn't listen to them, but apparently you do.

Those aren't Plutonian Scientists. Those are my clones. Scientists in the Empire will obviously have to meet similar standards used in America. My rules. No degree=no job. I will only hire the best.

 

[Perfection]

Okay, the spam ends here:

PlutonianEmpire, Plutonium-Fusion bombs are stupid, until you either admit it is stupid or provide an adequate sceintifically reasonable explanation, you'll have zero sceintific credibility.

Sword_Of_Geddon, Niburu doesn't exist, also your Betelguise aliens are stupid, unless you can tell me how they survive at stellar core temperatures and earth-like temperatures or admit it's stupid you'll have zero sceintific credibility.

As for me, my henchmen and I are going on a trip to my little Quaoar colony. It's a pretty cool place as the observatory gets better pictures then the Hubble.

You two can rant for awhile, I've got better things to do. I might respond if a feel so inclined, but given the low quality of the stuff here I probobly won't.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

PlutonianEmpire, Plutonium-Fusion bombs are stupid, until you either admit it is stupid or provide an adequate sceintifically reasonable explanation, you'll have zero sceintific credibility.

I've made up my mind. I will do everything possible to bring my ideas to life before giving up!) Period!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!

Did you not hear what I said?

 

[Chukchi Husky]

How are your plutonium fusion bombs going to work. The idea that plutonium can fuse iis obsurd. Plutonium is a huge atom, so the amount of energy required to fuse will be huge. In deuterium fusion a neutron becomes energy, so if something similar occurs in plutonium, producing an atom twice the size, you just wasted a whole lot of energy. What would trigger this fusion? In a thermonuclear weapon, uranium fission is used as a trigger, but what would be used to induce plutonium fusion? A star?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

How are your plutonium fusion bombs going to work. The idea that plutonium can fuse iis obsurd. Plutonium is a huge atom, so the amount of energy required to fuse will be huge. In deuterium fusion a neutron becomes energy, so if something similar occurs in plutonium, producing an atom twice the size, you just wasted a whole lot of energy. What would trigger this fusion? In a thermonuclear weapon, uranium fission is used as a trigger, but what would be used to induce plutonium fusion? A star?

If we do get away with "Plutonium Fusion," wouldn't the new atom last for only a few micro-nano-seconds, before falling apart? I know that for sure, but would the falling apart release just as much energy, or perhaps even more energy than the energy used to put it together? Or would it fall apart just like a house of cards, releasing no energy at all?

 

[Sword_Of_Geddon]

The Batelguesians live on their sun as easily as you or I live on Earth...why is Earth so important? I don't know, but the government of my home planet knows....I'll have to dial long-distance and see If I can get threw to them, geez...I haven't talked with the Grand Council in awile, ever since my exile...er, appointment to Earth.

On a serious note:

Some scientists believe that there may be many more planets in our solar system, but we can't see or interact with them because they are made of Darkmatter