The Anti-Wonders of the World

[Pres. Slayback]

The Clintons: + 1 -3 in each city per term (Turn) of Unit still within borders.

 

[Shoot the Moon]

• Sid Meier's Civilization: halves

How about:
Civilization IV: -25%
Civilization IV Patch 1.61: additional -25%

Others:
Napster: Obsoletes Broadcast Towers and Hit Musicals
Ipod: -25% +1 "What is wrong with these batteries?"
CFC GOTM: -5%
Civ III Game Manual: Lose one forest tile every turn
MySpace: -25%

 

[Sabretou]

Titanic Journey: 1 Random Navy Unit dies, +40% Culture, +40% Money 60 years later.
Legalisation of Gay Marriage: +1 Happiness per population point, +1 Unhappiness per Religion
Bush Government: Enemies labelled as "Axis of Evil" and allies labelled as "Coalition of the Willing".
Chuck Norris: +10% Culture, 2 Free Promotions to all military units, All units' strength doubled
Rap/Hip-Hop: Grants two Great Persons: Eminem and 50 Cent. +100% Production of Jails, +20% Unhappiness, Resources of Gold depleted.

 

[Zyura]

World Trade Orginization +20 gold for 3 richest nations.Others loose everything.

Fast food chain -10 because of obiesity

 

[Tee Kay]

Civilization Fanatics Forums: no in the city, - 100%

 

[King Flevance]

Rap/Hip-Hop: Grants two Great Persons: Eminem and 50 Cent. +100% Production of Jails, +20% Unhappiness, Resources of Gold depleted.

LOL. I love the resource of gold being depleted. Jails could also provide 1 hit single.

 

[Gatsby]

Great Leap Forward:

1)-50% gold and production in every one of the builder civ's cities for next 10 turns
2) Severe starvation in all the builder civ's cities for next 10 turns

Cultural Revolution:

1) Science and culture output grinds to a halt for 10 turns in the builder civ's cities
2) -50% gold for next ten turns, all builder civ's cities
3) Research and religion-related buildings in all the builder civ's cities have a high probability of being spontaneously destroyed over next ten turns. Scientists and priests are also killed off.

 

[Tee Kay]

Manhattan Project: -50% in all . . . oh sorry was that already in the game. Ah silly me.

Genocide: (small wonder) kills all foreign population in a city.

Chemical Contamination - 1 in every tile surrounding the city, population will drop 1 point over the next 3 turns.

Iraq War +100% war weariness, -1 diplomatic penalties will all other civs.

Creationism - 50% science in all cities.

 

[flyingchicken]

Fast food chain -10 because of obiesity

Wonder-names are more specific than that!

• The Golden Arches: obsoletes granaries, +1 , +100% , +100%
• Kentucky Fried Chicken: +1 "We are growing feathers!"
• Starbucks Coffee: -1 , -1 "You are destroying our cultural heritage!"

A few made with bad taste:

• The Holocaust: -3 "You Nazi!", Judaism is not removed, another Civ gets a Great Scientist named "Albert Einstein"
• Mein Kampf: -3 "You Nazi!", +1 "Add Hitler into the game!"
• The Funny Mustache: -3 "You Nazi!", +1 "Ha ha ha!", +1 in all other Civs' cities

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Civilization Fanatics Forums: no in the city, - 100%

Free Civilization Fanatics Forums: + 3 until size reaches 7, + 25% longer time in anarchy, + 2 from Revolution, + 2 from chat room (applies only to Ball Lightning)

 

[Shoot the Moon]

ESPN College Game Day: +1 "Shut up Dick Vitale"
Nike: -50% for most populous country
PETA: Fur resources become unworkable

 

[Mat777]

Ha ha ha

Montréal Stade olympique: -50% upkeep in the city. +1
(+1 for kingkong (he got a toilet now)

http://www.lesitedeschampions.ca/stade_olymp.jpg

 

[utberguy]

PETA: Fur resources become unworkable

didn't you mean fur +10 ?
also: sheep +3
fish +3
calm +3:man: etc. pretty much anything alive incl,

 

[Diamondeye]

Big brother Show: +20% , + 12 - "Why didn't we get in?!?", - 50% , +4 (Great celebrity, adds +2 , + 2 , - 99% ) .

Iraq War: You gain unlimited access to oil, but -2 pop and +4 in all cities, your soldiers all go Iraq to die of carbombs, so does all of your allies' troops, and the UN (when built), disregards you. Your IQ drops to 78 (G.W.Bush's).

Mount Rushmore: The hammers spent on this wonder is wasted as it provides only +4 culture, +2 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE NATURE?" (This effect is foursome with ecology).

The Simpsons: -100% , + 6 , your leadername will change to one of the simpson figures (eventually Monty Burns?).

Internet Forums: -100% , , and , due to the fact that everyone who can spell are wasting their time on the internet. D'oh!

 

[Diamondeye]

Iraq War: You gain unlimited access to oil, but -2 pop and +4 in all cities, your soldiers all go Iraq to die of carbombs, so does all of your allies' troops, and the UN (when built), disregards you. Your IQ drops to 78 (G.W.Bush's).

... Sorry, not seventy-eight... Seven point eight, ofc...

 

[Pres. Slayback]

...

Sometimes I hate the Bush Bashing...

DELL SUPPORT: +10 for every Engineer in a city.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

Exxon Mobil:Oil resource costs costs an additional 10% each turn. Removes all coastal Clam, Crab, Fish, and Whale resources. Disables Environmentalism civic.

 

[Pres. Slayback]

Exxon Mobil:Oil resource costs costs an additional 10% each turn. Removes all coastal Clam, Crab, Fish, and Whale resources. Disables Environmentalism civic.

Heh Good one

not EXACTLY an Anti-Wonder but:

Halliburton Oil Exports: +1 in Civs with more than 3 oil wells, can produce Navy SEALs (if America) and Mechanized Infantry 20-50% quicker for extra

 

[Thrallia]

... Sorry, not seventy-eight... Seven point eight, ofc...

I guess it must be pretty easy to graduate from Yale with a 3.0 GPA then, huh?

 

[Pres. Slayback]

I guess it must be pretty easy to graduate from Yale with a 3.0 GPA then, huh?

oOOOOOOOH! BURNED!

*High Fives Thrallia*

PS. Actually it was a 3.6 GPA