The Anti-Wonders of the World

[DrewBledsoe]

Apollo Wonder :- enables research of new tech "Conspiracy Theory", which allows new national wonders "Area 51"(has no effect on your Civ at all....or does it?) and "Fox Network".........+4 in all cities......

 

[Pres. Slayback]

Anna Nicole Smith--100% Great Person Birth Rate due to lowered Intelligence, -25%

+50% per

in a city.

 

[carmen510]

Ann Coulter: +200% in every city "You don't inform, you enflame!", -25% decency for the Republicans, -70% Great Person Birth Rate due to politicians now having their lives ruined.

Rockstar: +50% in every city "Simulated Sex is NOT the way to go for gaming!", -80% game sales therefore making -10% for lost sales, +ESRB getting berated due to overlooking content, +politicians debating over violent video games, while avoiding that it was really about 'Hot Coffee'.

Gamerz Protests: Add-on to Rockstar. -75% approval ratings from gamers, +50% in every city "What about educational games? What about free speech?", +ESRB being stricter on game ratings.

Bully: Add-on to Rockstar. +75% citizens "This teaches children to be violent in school!".

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Sputnik 1: +50% spaceship construction in enemy cities, -50% radioactive monkeys

 

[carmen510]

Nixon: +100% for founding EPA, +100% about Watergate.

 

[scy12]

Porn Industry : + 4 Happiness + 20% population growth (you know how) , +2 Unhealthiness + 100 Great Pornstar points. Great pornstar replaces great merchants , provide +5 gold +1 food and can also research several technologies. Some of their names are Deepthroat , AssSweet and more.

 

[LAnkou]

Sirian and Sullla SG: enabled by CivIV technology. +2 :happy: "what a great game variant"; -100% everything else cause of reading Sirian and Sullla games

 

[Joe Harker]

My butt: -1 healthiness plus chance of leakage of gas (same effect as nuclear meltdown except smellier)


Well i am sorry but someone had to do it

 

[cthom]

fruit machines lose all your money, gain , and when they break down gain even more . fail to understand that only a great engineer can fix them and none is available at this precise moment. (reality is running in parallel here at this very moment )

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Surprised nobody thought of this one yet...

Apolyton Civilization Site
+3 with CFC (you copied us!)
+15 with CivJunction (Oh yeah!) and + 10 per city
+4 from bad forum skin
-50%

[Post 500!]

 

[carmen510]

CivJunction- The Real Thing: +100% in CivFanatics, +25% in Apolyton, +Boycott of GOTM/Demo-games, +CivFanatics 'clone' forums in order to preserve the undeniable rights of Civvers and to preserve the justice, liberty, and happiness of CivFanatics, +Bombing of CivFanatics and Apolyton HQ, +Worldwide Protests, +all supporters being lynched, +propaganda, +1,000 brave soldiers (members) monument for almost giving up their lives in the merge.

 

[flyingchicken]

Yawn. Arr, y'arr all funny as Davey Jones' lockerr. Y'arr harr.

• Nintendo Wii: +1 "Wii want frii Wii! Why mii have no frii Wii?!"
• Statue of Zeus: lose an improvement at random intervals due to lightning
• Internet Newsgroups: requires Internet, -1 "You killed our productivity!"

 

[utberguy]

Anna Nicole Smith--100% Great Person Birth Rate due to lowered Intelligence, -25%

+50% per

in a city.

Shouldn't there be +800 gold due to her ability to lure rich, old people into marriage

 

[Bushface]

Anna Nicole Smith--100% Great Person Birth Rate due to lowered Intelligence, -25%

+50% per

in a city.

Requires Silicone . . .

 

[DrewBledsoe]

Requires Silicone . . .

(slightly older knowing laughing noise)....

 

[Gecko1]

Victorian age, +50% +100% +200% +100. It stops all military units so they can clean their nails. Your civilization then only creats great artists that make something called a three volume novel that causes -10000

 

[DrewBledsoe]

Victorian age, +50% +100% +200% +100. It stops all military units so they can clean their nails. Your civilization then only creats great artists that make something called a three volume novel that causes -10000

It also causes said Artists to rewrite all aspects of history so it appeals to their (limited) moral values, and causes Children to be taught that Columbus thought the earth was flat (utter drivel), and that the Christian World of 1200Ad was scientifically educated, and the Saracen Infidels wern't

Where do they think we got the "Crusade Knowledge" from......

 

[Mauritania]

Old People's Home: -1 for each new technology discovered "You young 'uns have it easy these days, we had tee make do spinning tops and penny whistles...don't know your born", - 1 city improvement.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Momument of Unknown Solider: can only be built in a captured city if that city did not belong to the original owner when captured. +5 in that city: "We hate you ocupators!" +5 in other cities: "We hate you Nazi revisionists!"

 

[flyingchicken]

Ooh, this thread is quite alive.

• French Military Victory: cannot be built
• Big Failure: +1 in all cities, America switches to Despotism
• Wehrmacht Enigma: -1 "You Nazi!", all other Civs receive the Computers tech