My ability to learn is limitless. And I can honestly say it taught me a whole heapin' helpin' o' nothin'. Although I just reminded myself of an old line I used when the Secretary to the NSW Education Minister visited our school years ago. He asked me what I was studying. I replied with this gem: "Well, mine English teacher done learned me to talk myself the English good." I think I escaped punishment because everyone was too horrified to come up with one.