The Awesome Mod- Chuck Norris Unit

[Rabbit, White]

Someone should make a Bruce Lee unit to kick Chuck's butt then

Heh, excellent idea. It could be done like the plus version of Second UU mod, eastern civilizations can build a bruce lee unit and the western civ's can build a chuck norris unit (one per world of course) and then they get to go head to head against each other, winner takes all.

 

[A Silly Goose]

Oh please, obviously if another unit were to be made that could rival Chuck Norris, it would have to be none other than Mr. T.

I mean, come on, Mr. T can take on everything!

 

[Robo Magic Man]

I really like the eastern vs. western idea, but Mr. T seems like a better rival. That link is awesome

However, I just remembered this: Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee Video
Bruce Lee can rival Chuck Norris! I may need to make a Bruce Lee unit to bring some balance to this mod. I would make a Mr. T unit as well, but I don't think I can do that without new models.

 

[spincrus]

I pity the fool (or more like "uh pity tha foo") who ignores the fact that Bruce Lee was Chuck's tutor at one point

 

[GarretSidzaka]

dude,

robo ya gotta add this to our mod.

 

[earthgate]

I think it would be better if civlization changed so that C.norris unit replacesthe marine.. maybe... or infantry.. make a infantry C.norris unit.. and a C.norris Marine.. ..ofcourse this shouldnt happen until u have researched cloning...or genetics

 

[Bevertje]

Is Chuck Norris really that big in America?

In Belgium we laugh a lot with that guy, but you can't say he's a great actor.

 

[GarretSidzaka]

HOW DaRe YoU! Charles Norris is a National Treasure of the Americas.

 

[GarretSidzaka]

.................jk

 

[AndyTerry]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

What about adding a civic?

 

[A Silly Goose]

Is Chuck Norris really that big in America?

In Belgium we laugh a lot with that guy, but you can't say he's a great actor.

The whole Chuck Norris thing is really just a big joke, started by some guy who made that Chuck Norris "facts" website. It's just another "Real Ultimate Power," if you will.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

Yeah, no one thinks Chuck Norris is such a great actor, but he's damn good at kickboxing and stuff. So, on the internet, that just got exaggerated to the point where "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down."

 

[Corey]

Upload it on CFC.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

How do I get to CFC?

 

[oopsy poopsy]

However, he doesn't go gently into that good night, to quote Bob Dillan.

Now, I'm probably just asking for my door bell to ring and when I open it, I'll instantly die from a Chuck roundhouse, but I'm gonna bring it up anyway. Dylan Thomas; not Bob Dylan. I'm sorry, I know correcting someone's poetry references in a Chuck Norris thread is tantamount to suicide, but I couldn't help it.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

You're right, thanks for correcting me.

 

[afireinside]

Chuck Norris once double teamed a girl. By himself.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

True story.

 

[Luigi de Mérida]

Everybody loves Chuck Norris


He is the KING





A lot time ago, Chuck Norris said that he was going to fall to the sea, the unic person who heart him was called Noe

 

[tombeef]

Chuck Norris is the worst actor ever. (Or one of them).

That's probably considered blasphemy on this thread.