The Axis needs a third member!

[emzie]

At the store today, I overheard a conversation between two gentlemen. The conversation went like this:

Guy 1: ... it goes back to his whole Axis of Evil thing.
Black Guy: Yes, but that axis of evil is quickly becoming a Translation

This conversation might not have actually occurred.

The black guy was right though, this shift is because two nations don’t make a very good axis of evil and Iraq can no longer be part of the axis of evil as Iraq's government is backed by America, and American-backed governments can never be evil.

So for Bush's sake, there needs to be a new member of the Axis of Evil. As everyone knows, everything ideally should be in parts:

Iraq, Iran and North Korea
The Three Stooges
Blink 182

So who should be the third member? Syria has been a popular choice, but they seem to have stopped that ****. Other popular choices seem to be China, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela ect.

However, I think I have to go with Quebec. Quebec is a 'nation' yet not a State, much like Al Queda's holdings in western Pakistan. Quebecois is very much an ideology, much like Al Queda. In fact, I would go as so far to say Quebec and francophones are the greatest regional threat to the United States.

What do you think?

 

[Masquerouge]

I suggest we ask Bjorn Lomborg for his advice.

 

[MjM]

I totally agree with the above.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Well, like any good member of an axis of evil, they are terrorists... and they terrorize me with terrible sounding modern day Francophone folk music.

 

[emzie]

Well, like any good member of an axis of evil, they are terrorists... and they terrorize me with terrible sounding modern day Francophone folk music.

I forgot to mention the terrorist leader, Céline Dion. Thanks!

 

[Red Door]

I say we add Mexico and their army of illegal immigrants to the list!

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I forgot to mention the terrorist leader, Céline Dion. Thanks!

Oh, there is much more music than just that. I find that French Canadian females I know tend to listen to the Francophone equivalents of Jack Johnson... A LOT.

 

[Atlas14]

Orlando Bloom, nobody really likes him except the cool girls that live in fantasy land.

 

[#1 Person]

If it was up to me... The Bush Administration.

 

[Masquerouge]

The terrorist leader is actually Roch Voisine, not Celine Dion. Don't tell me you're buying in the French Fox propaganda.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roch_Voisine

 

[skadistic]

Menu foods....

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

You mean this guy? Ya, I think you might be right masque

 

[scipian]

How about France? I'm sure they'd leap at the opportunity.

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

How about France? I'm sure they'd leap at the opportunity.

No way! They gave us wine and frog's legs. They rule for that.

My vote goes to Germany. Hey, third time's the charm...

 

[sysyphus]

Switzerland... definitely the Swiss.

 

[Azale]

Lets go oldschool and put Russia back on the list.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I give my full support to adding Quebec to the Axis of Evil.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Though it would be difficult to add the nation of Quebec to the axis of evil, if not even Quebec knows what the nation of Quebec consists of, exactly.

 

[Bluemofia]

Switzerland... definitely the Swiss.

And that accidental invasion of Lichtenstein? Was that truly accidental, or was it a training exercise for future plans?

 

[Ramius75]

from GWB point of view, probably Venezuela.

From the middle east point of view. USA, UK and Israel.